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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Rune Stones Activated: 6
Void Gems Collected: 38 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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