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Survival Horizons: Where trees grow straight and players do their best to stay alive!

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Server Name	Survival Horizons
Server IP	mc.survivalhorizons.net
Website	survivalhorizons.net
Discord	discord.gg/survivalhorizons

Overview:

Survival Horizons is meant to provide a friendly, fun, and welcoming environment for everyone to engage in Minecraft gameplay.

Rules:

RESPECT EVERYONE
DO NOT CHEAT OR EXPLOIT
DO NOT ABUSE ARTISTIC LICENSE
MAINTAIN PLAYER AND ACCOUNT SAFETY
PERSONAL AND ACCOUNT SAFETY TIPS

FAQ:

Q: Can I grief other players’ buildings?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on Survival Horizons and will result in disciplinary action.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: Yes, there are certain items that are banned to maintain a fair and balanced gameplay experience. Please refer to our server guidelines for more information.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by contacting a staff member in-game or through our Discord server.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: PvP is allowed in designated areas on the server. Please respect other players and follow the server rules while engaging in PvP activities.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join Survival Horizons. Make sure they read and follow the server rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.

Q: How often does the server hold events or contests?

A: The server regularly hosts events and contests for players to participate in. Keep an eye on our website and Discord for announcements and details about upcoming events.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Winner Winner Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have epic PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, with players using everything from enchanted swords to exploding chickens to claim victory. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games – ever wanted to ride a llama through a maze while being chased by a horde of angry zombies? Well, now you can! Join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate champion of chaos and mayhem. Who will win? Only one way to find out – join us today!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Anonymous SMP Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Squishy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. And if that’s not enough, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano because why not?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MomNotInformedMC Server

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Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world craziness! Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to build, explore, and have a good time without any family drama following you around.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about crazy moms and annoying relatives. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without anyone telling you what to do. And the best part? No one will judge you for not giving your mom a photo of yourself in your USMC gear!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight zombies than deal with crazy family members.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

TableGateCraft

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Are you tired of being banished to the back corner of life? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is treated like royalty, even if you only see us a few times a year! Our seating chart is so exclusive, you’ll be sitting at the head table with the bride and groom themselves. No more awkwardly crying in the corner while your husband gets pulled away by his family – on our server, you’ll be the life of the party! Plus, our groom’s explanation for your VIP treatment will have you rolling on the floor laughing. So come join us and experience the wedding reception of a lifetime, Minecraft style!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BraggingButNotReally Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being held back from flexing your epic Minecraft skills? Look no further than our wild and wacky SMP server! Join us for a chance to show off your insane building abilities, conquer crazy challenges, and make friends with fellow Minecraft maniacs.

Our server is like no other, with secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant chickens roaming the land, and a never-ending supply of diamond armor just waiting to be claimed. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has been spotted hanging out in our Nether realm, just waiting for a brave soul to come and take it down.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and start bragging about your Minecraft mastery like never before. Who knows, you might even become the stuff of legends in our crazy world of blocks and mobs.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Blocky Acts of Kindness

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Join our Minecraft server and prove your selflessness by rescuing virtual villagers from zombie attacks! Show off your heroic side as you defend the innocent NPCs from hordes of brain-eating mobs. Who needs real-life altruism when you can be a virtual hero in our server? Join now and start your quest to become the ultimate savior of pixelated villagers!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BuryatKoreans Minecraft Server

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LOL join dis server cuz we got a BURYAT BATTALION full of NORTH KOREANS! 18 soldiers already ran away from their positions cuz they couldn’t handle the epicness of our server! Come join the chaos and see what crazy adventures await you! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with a North Korean soldier! Just watch out for any sneaky Russians trying to mess with our crew. Let’s goooooo!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CreeperNation – No Chants Allowed!

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So, like, u know that group that was all like “death to Canada” and stuff? Well, they’re, like, listed as a terrorist entity now. But, like, don’t worry about that because we have the most epic Minecraft server ever and they totally don’t play on it. Join us and, like, build epic structures and battle dragons and stuff. Plus, like, we have free diamond armor for all new players because we’re just that awesome. So, like, forget about those terrorist dudes and come play with us instead. It’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Poly Craft: They Them Confusion

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it will make ur brain explode with joy? well, u have come to the right place, my friend! this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter and happiness.

u know how they/them pronouns can be confusing sometimes? well, on this server, we embrace the confusion and make it our superpower. we have created a whole new language where every word is a different pronoun. it’s like trying to speak alien while riding a unicycle on a tightrope over a pit of lava.

also, did i mention that our server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities? they are like the Elon Musk of the ocean, but with more fins and less flamethrowers.

if u join our server, u will be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide u through the mystical land of pixelated wonder. they will show u where to find the best loot, the coolest builds, and the dankest memes.

so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but who cares? llamas are cool.”

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Ketamine Safe Zone

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do u like minecraft? do u also like not feeling like u wanna jump off a cliff? well do we have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we give out free ketamine to all our players! that’s right, ketamine! studies show it can lower ur risk of wanting to do the big sad! so come on down and build ur dream house while feeling like ur floating on a cloud of happiness! join now and say goodbye to those dark thoughts, and hello to a brighter, ketamine-filled future!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

🐝 Let’s Bee Enemies🐝 No vanilla, just bitterness and honey! 1.20.4 Java Teams Voice chat

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Welcome to 🐝 Let’s Bee Friends🐝 !
Looking for a place where everyone will be glad to see you and your friends? Or you just want to play on a vanilla Minecraft server for FREE?
We are a 1.20.4 survival server with:
🗺️- A small +1000 to -1000 block wide world border that will expand
⚔️ – Teams for you and your friends to create and join!
🗣️ – Simple Voice Chat for you and your friends!
All information on our website : https://www.letsbeefriends.com/
Let’s Bee Friends! 🌱🐝
Server IP: mc.letsbeefriends.org
And if you want to follow up on the server, check out our Discord server as well! We have a special contest just for you!
[https://discord.gg/6BRw8QBDVT ]

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I join the server for free?

A: Yes, our Minecraft server is free to join.

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: We are currently running version 1.20.4 of Minecraft.

Q: Is there a world border on the server?

A: Yes, we have a small world border of +1000 to -1000 blocks wide that expands.

Q: Can I create and join teams on the server?

A: Yes, you can create and join teams with your friends on our server.

Q: Is there voice chat available on the server?

A: Yes, we have simple voice chat available for you and your friends to use.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

A: You can visit our website at https://www.letsbeefriends.com/ for more information.

Q: How can I connect to the server?

A: You can connect to the server using the IP mc.letsbeefriends.org.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

A: Yes, we have a Discord server where you can follow up on server updates and participate in special contests. Join us at https://discord.gg/6BRw8QBDVT.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Be me Minecraft server

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>So, you’re tired of your boring job and not getting raises? Sounds like you need a change of scenery! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own gallows and take out your frustrations in a virtual world.

>We promise our virtual Uber service is much more lucrative than the real one – just imagine driving around in a pixelated car and making bank!

>Plus, our community is full of like-minded individuals who also dream of escaping their mundane lives and building epic structures. So come join us and let’s build a world where raises are plentiful and gallows are just a fun side project!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Magic Items Found:	1517

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Undertale is my Minecraft SMP jam

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Why, you ask? Because we have a strict “pro-genocide” policy inspired by the game Undertale!

Join us and unleash your inner villain as you compete in epic battles to see who can rack up the most “genocide points” by taking out innocent mobs left and right. But be warned, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce. Will you rise to the top as the ultimate genocidal maniac, or will you be left in the dust by more ruthless players?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the genocide games begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…right? 😉

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Items Found:	6708	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

InLawRageQuitCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the family gathering chaos without any of the real-life consequences!

Join us for dessert wars, where you can fight for your right to skip out on sweets and face off against pushy relatives who just won’t take no for an answer. Watch out for flying desserts and blurred vision rage – it’s all part of the fun!

But that’s not all – engage in epic texting battles with your virtual family members, where insults fly and boundaries are pushed to the limit. Will you be the one to block your in-game relatives and declare zero contact? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride of family drama and dessert disputes, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real-life family gatherings when you can have all the chaos and none of the stress in the virtual world?

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.