LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TRYNA FIND PORN WITHOUT A BLOWJOB – IMPOSSIBLE! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WHERE YOU CAN BUILD A MANSION MADE OF CHEESE AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL COWS. WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE THE DJ’S AND THE ZOMBIES ARE THE BOUNCERS. TRUST ME, YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE THIS CRAZY PLACE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANITY!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Endless Night Skies: 2
Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Holy Grails Found: 1
Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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