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CraftyIsrael Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and break stuff and just go crazy? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro.

like, imagine this: u join the server and suddenly u are in the middle of a war between Iran and Israel. but get this, u are the one who has to save Israel from the attack. u gotta build defenses, gather resources, and fight off the enemy. it’s like a real-life battle but in minecraft.

and get this, if u manage to save Israel, u get rewarded with tons of diamonds and gold. like, who wouldn’t want to join a server where u can be a hero and get rich at the same time?

so come on, join the server and show everyone what u got. let’s save Israel and get rich together, bro.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NaziFlagOopsieCraft

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so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. one time, we found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and creepers riding pigs. it was wild, bro.

also, like, we have this super rare item called the “unicorn horn” that lets you fly around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at other players. it’s, like, totally OP, dude.

oh, and, like, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so majestic, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally rad adventures ever. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

EarthCube

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EarthCube is a Towny/Fractions server on a Earth Map! The community here is active and there is never ending fun with building, mc sports, and siege wars!.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Game Freak Data Heist Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with endless amounts of space? Well, look no further because our server only has 50GB of space for you to build and explore! Why, you ask? Because our server is located on a top-secret government base and we can’t risk sharing too much information with the public. Join us for the thrill of living on the edge of server space limitations!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who never learned how to explode properly. He’s been known to sneak up on unsuspecting players and give them a friendly hug instead of blowing them up. It’s a real blast!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure. But be warned, the dungeon is guarded by a pack of zombie chickens who are not afraid to peck you to death if you try to steal their shiny loot.

So come join us on our limited space, haunted, treasure-filled Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other! Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

He Cant Keep Getting Away With It! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a knack for causing chaos wherever they go.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, knocking down everything in their path. But wait, it gets even better – these llamas are also expert thieves who will steal your precious diamonds and run off into the sunset, leaving you to chase after them in a hilarious game of cat and mouse.

And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them in an epic battle for supremacy?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with llamas, chickens, and endless laughter. Remember, on our server, he can’t keep getting away with it!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

OpinionCraft: BF Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for all the juicy gossip and outrageous stories that will make your head spin.

We’ve got scandalous love triangles, intense rivalries, and unexpected alliances that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs soap operas when you can log on to our server and witness the drama unfold in real-time?

Plus, with our unique gameplay features and crazy events, you’ll never have a dull moment. Build your own drama-filled kingdom, form alliances with other players, or start a war that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server – unless you want to spill the tea in the chat!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BookWormSMP: Life Changer

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Join our Minecraft SMP and discover a whole new perspective on life! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that players have reported experiencing profound enlightenment after playing for just a few hours. One player even claimed to have achieved inner peace and reached a state of ultimate zen while building a giant chicken farm. So if you’re looking for a server that will not only entertain you, but also transform your entire existence, look no further!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ores Mined:	5723	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BlockShockSecrets

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We’ve got secrets so scandalous, even Herobrine would blush.

Join our server and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it, Steve and the dragon were actually in cahoots, planning to take over the entire Minecraft world. But don’t worry, we’ve got the inside scoop on how to stop them.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Notch’s lost treasure, hidden deep within the Nether. Will you be brave enough to face the fiery challenges and claim the riches for yourself? Or will you end up as just another block in the lava?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare for the unexpected. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover? Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

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join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as north korea and order our artillery units near the border to full fire readiness. we have insane battles and epic explosions that will make your head spin. come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge of war every day. who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now and be part of the madness.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MCSakura

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A server full of surprises! Why not try this server? What do you have to lose? :))) This server has only survival for now .. but with time as we grow … we will have everything :)) It’s a perfect server to play with your best friends There will be events 2 times a week .. ranks .. and why not … some op items

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Welcome to the Raw Charms server where charm is a dish best served raw, with no limits and an active community on version 1.21!

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Minecraft Server Overview: Two Times A Charm (TTAC)

Server IP	mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566

TTAC is a basic vanilla server started about 2 years ago. We have an active community, filled with nice players and amazing builders. We encourage co-op on the server and players are rewarded for bringing a friend(s) on. We have a voting system which helps the server grow across several websites. TTAC is becoming bigger and better everyday! Are you the next leader? The Journey begins here.

Server Features:

Friendly Staff
World Backups
24/7 Support
No Lag
Dedicated Server
No Limits
Discord

Notes:

Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks
Worlds: Backed up daily

Server Rules (Permanent Ban):

No Hacking
No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Racism
No Lag Machines
No Threatening
No X-Ray
No Bullying
Keep Chat Clean
Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed):

PVP
Teaming
Unlimited Farming
Griefing
Mob Farming
Redstone Machines
Building
New Chunk Loading
Stealing
Raiding

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Crafty Marburg Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some excitement and chaos? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions – one minute you’re peacefully building a house, and the next minute you’re fighting off a horde of zombies with nothing but a wooden sword.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Marburg virus, adding an extra layer of danger and excitement. Will you be able to survive the virus outbreak and emerge victorious? Or will you become just another statistic in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just remember, one wrong move and you could be facing a big f***ing problem. Let the madness begin!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

The Curling World Championship of our Minecraft SMP Dreams

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the Curling World Championship of your dreams!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of professional curling experts who will guide you through the icy world of Minecraft. We have custom-made curling arenas where you can challenge your friends to intense matches of virtual curling. And don’t worry, we’ve even trained our polar bears to act as the official referees!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest Minecraft items. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted lurking around, searching for the legendary Diamond Curling Stone that grants its wielder ultimate power.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate curling champion in the Minecraft world! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NephewTrollBegone

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where screeching babies and mischievous nephews roam free! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and chaos, just like the story of this 27-year-old mom dealing with her 10-month-old daughter and her troublemaking nephew.

Witness the epic battles between the screeching baby and the mocking nephew, as they navigate through the treacherous world of highchairs and wet floors. Will the baby’s cries be silenced by the nephew’s loud screams, or will the mom step in to save the day?

With thrilling moments like face plants on tile floors and bottle stealing in the car, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just remember to bring your headphones to drown out the noise!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

TimeWarp10 – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to time travel for 10 minutes every time you eat a golden carrot! Imagine the possibilities – you could go back to when diamonds were first discovered and steal them all for yourself, or travel to the future and see if creepers have taken over the world. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and start your crazy time-traveling adventures today!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7