BlockyVaxNation | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Towns Built:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	455
Mines Excavated:	2274	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4405
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mines Excavated:	2942	Void Gems Collected:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1088
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	497	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1264	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7505
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Dimension Hops:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ores Mined:	5246
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	60243
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1530
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Towns Built:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCo.

Baltic region, CraftyCreeperCo, Defense, defense pact, eastern europe, european security, finland, fm, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Helsinki, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, Reuters, security assurance, security cooperation, security guarantee, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Crops Grown:	6537
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE JOINING NATO FOR YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD, KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! OUR SERVER IS LIKE HAVING FINLAND’S FM AS YOUR PERSONAL BODYGUARD, PROTECTING YOU FROM ALL THE DANGERS OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, BECAUSE SAFETY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT). SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MOST SECURE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

DroneCraft: Mega Fortress Expedition

3000-year-old, advanced software, Aerial Photography, Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Caucasus Mountains, digital elevation models, drone mapping, DroneCraft, Expedition, Exploration, fortress, high resolution, historical, investigation, knitted together, Mega, mega fortress, orthophotos, Pictures, research, scientist, Technology, topography

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2105
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	924
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 3000-year-old ‘mega fortress’ in the Caucasus mountains, yo! scientists used drone mapping to check it out and took like 11,000 pics! they used some fancy software to make high-res digital elevation models and orthophotos, yo! u can explore dis ancient fortress and uncover its secrets, like maybe there’s hidden treasure or ancient aliens or somethin’! join now and be part of dis epic adventure, yo!

Endless Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventure, Boring, DRAG, dull, Endless, lackluster, mind-numbing, monotonous, Repetitive, snooze fest, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, tv show, unengaging, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, yawn-inducing

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9927
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Buildings Constructed:	42	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Bro, forget boring shows, come join this Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and a creeper trying to blow up your house!

We got more action than a soap opera, with epic battles against mobs and other players that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Plus, where else can you build your dream castle one minute and then ride a pig off a cliff the next?

Don’t be a square, join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the number of diamonds you can find)!

BlockyBanterMC

Abuse, abusive relationship, Assertiveness, BlockyBanterMC, Boundaries, Christian, Church, Confrontation, empowerment, healing, judgment, LEAVING, Motherhood, resilience, self defense, self worth, self-care, standing up, stranger, Support, victim blaming

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Votes:	926
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Star Shards Collected:	101	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode! We’ve got players from all walks of life, including supportive church ladies and nosy old men who think they know everything about abusive relationships.

Join us and experience the thrill of escaping abusive relationships virtually while building your dream world with blocks. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, if someone tries to lecture you on how to live your life, feel free to tell them to “Oh f**k off” just like our fearless player did. You won’t regret it!

Players:	100/100	Votes:	4444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Villages Defended:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2