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Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6798
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Buildings Constructed:	43
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6618
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Dragons Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5394
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

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Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1427
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3483
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	8457	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4952
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Potions Brewed:	193
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Void Armor Forged:	26
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Fentycraft: The Blocky Epidemic

addiction, AMERICANS, blocky, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction treatment, drug awareness, drug crisis awareness, drug education, drug overdose deaths, drug policy, drug trafficking, Drugs, Epidemic, fentanyl crisis, Fentycraft, Healthcare, law enforcement, opioid epidemic, overdose, public health, reddit, substance abuse, U.S

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8078
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7284
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	6916	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of dealing with the fentanyl crisis in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, the only crisis you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and exploring endless worlds. Say goodbye to real-world problems and hello to a virtual paradise where the only danger is creepers blowing up your hard work. So come join us and escape the fentanyl crisis by mining, crafting, and laughing your way to victory!

CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyMaple, diplomatic relations, economic relations, global economy, international trade, mexico, Mexico response, Minecraft, misunderstanding, North America, political tension, Reuters, Server, tariff order, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade war, White House, White House statement

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so crazy, even the white house is talking about it? well, this server is like, so lit that even canada is like “whaaaat?” cuz they just don’t get it. and mexico is all like “yo, we serious about this server, it’s the bomb diggity.” join now for the most epic adventures, the wildest builds, and the dankest memes. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the fun and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

CraftyMuskShutdown

activism, beyond repair, controversy, CraftyMuskShutdown, criticism, Development, elon musk, foreign assistance, Global Issues, government agency, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, Musk, philanthropy, policy, political intervention, REFORM, Shut down, social responsibility, usaid, Working

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9929	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MINECRAFT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND DROP DIAMONDS FROM DA SKY!! WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS SELL OP WEAPONS FOR FISH! IF U JOIN NOW, U MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO ELON MUSK BUILDING A ROCKET TO SHUT DOWN USAID WITH HIS BARE HANDS! DON’T MISS OUT ON DA CRAZINESS, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF DA WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!! 🚀🐷💎🧜‍♀️ #LOLZ #MINECRAFTMADNESS