so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Mineshafts Explored: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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