so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 2
Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 26
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1
Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
Epic Battles Fought: 14 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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