so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Magic Crystals Found: 13 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Ores Mined: 3640

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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