so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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