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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8092
Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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