so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
Demon Skulls Collected: 19 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
Magic Items Found: 7050 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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