so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
Ores Mined: 2143 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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