so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Emeralds Found: 2552 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
Vanishing Items Found: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 135

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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