BlockyParentingGoneWrong | New Minecraft Servers 2024

WaifuCraft: Where your 2D dreams become 3D reality!

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a classic Touhou game…but with chuddies! That’s right, you can battle it out with your friends while wearing your favorite pair of chuddies for extra protection and style points.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chuddie King, who will grant you special powers and abilities if you can defeat him in a chuddie-wearing duel. Rumor has it that the Chuddie King once defeated an entire army of creepers with just one flick of his chuddie.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most chuddie-filled adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even become the next Chuddie Champion and rule over the land in your stylish underwear.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Crops Grown:	7531	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Back in Block City

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Hey there, sleepyhead! Looking for a reason to crawl out of your dark, depressing hole? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where unicorns fart rainbows and creepers dance the Macarena.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build a castle made entirely of cheese, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Holy Grails Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	765	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Kaii’s Kooky Craft Kingdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a manga come to life! Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, quests to find rare enchanted items, and even a secret underground society of friendly Endermen who throw the best parties in town. You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

East Asia’s Block Party: Where we rule the world one block at a time! #MinecraftMadness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where East Asia reigns supreme and the “west” is just a distant memory of irrelevance and misery. Join us as we build towering pagodas, harvest bamboo forests, and ride dragons into battle against our enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft master, Sensei Steve, who can teach you the ancient art of block-breaking and crafting like no other. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a single punch!

So why join our server? Because here, you’ll not only conquer the virtual world of Minecraft, but also learn the secrets of East Asian wisdom and power. Plus, we have free sushi Fridays and karaoke nights where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “Gangnam Style.”

Don’t be left in the dust of the “west” – come join us and experience the epic rise of East Asia in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Lost in TranslationCraft: Where Accuracy is Optional and ‘Muh Localization’ Rules Supreme!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is run by a former official translator who believes that localization should be anything but a translation. Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before as you navigate through a world filled with upside-down trees, flying pigs, and talking creepers. Join us for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Pixelated Punks: The Server That Didn’t Need a Remake Anyway

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that keep getting remade over and over again? Well, look no further, because our server is so epic that it didn’t even need a remake in the first place! Why settle for a reboot when you can join us and experience the original, unadulterated awesomeness?

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a band of mischievous pandas who have taken over the spawn point and are now demanding bamboo as tribute. Don’t worry though, they’re pretty chill as long as you bring them some snacks.

Venture into our world and you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. She may be fierce in battle, but she sure knows how to throw a killer rave.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Just make sure to bring your own saddle and lance!

So why waste your time on boring remakes when you can join our server and experience the true meaning of Minecraft madness? Come on in and see for yourself why we didn’t need a remake anyways!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MattWalsh4Prez Minecraft Server: Where even creepers have opinions on politics!

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Oh boy, do we have a Minecraft server for you! Picture this: a world where Matt Walsh is the ruler, decreeing that all players must build their houses in the shape of his glorious mustache. But beware, if you dare to question his political commentary, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity!

Join our server for the chance to engage in epic debates with fellow players about Matt Walsh’s hot takes on everything from pineapple on pizza to the proper way to fold a fitted sheet. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while reciting one of Matt Walsh’s rants word for word, you’ll unlock a secret realm where you can ride around on a giant flying mustache.

So come on down to our server and let’s get political…Minecraft style! It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MineLOL – Digging for Laughs in the World of Blocks

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the ultimate Pointing Edition experience where you can battle it out in epic wars within trailers, just like in the movies!

Patch 10.2.6 has arrived and with it comes the dreaded Plunderstorm! Shiver me timbers as you prepare for the incoming chaos and embark on a journey like never before. And don’t forget to check out the Remix: Pandaria for a blast from the past with a twist!

But wait, there’s more! Season 4 Dungeon changes are here to challenge even the bravest warriors. Get ready for harder dungeons with no affixes or timers, it’s a test of skill like you’ve never seen before.

And if that’s not enough, our April Trading Post is stocked with exclusive items fit for a pirate king. Plunderstorm sections and spring finery await those who dare to explore.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and dive into a world of adventure, excitement, and insanity! Who needs reality when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Villages Defended:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Potions Brewed:	137	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Blinded by Blocks: Where Creepers are the Real Eclipse

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we have a special eclipse event that will literally blind you in one eye! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Who needs depth perception anyway? Join now and see the world in a whole new (half-blind) way!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	New Chunks Explored:	174869
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Blocky Ballers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t have that pizzazz you’re looking for? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on a giant flying pig, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Flop in the West” challenge, where players must navigate through a maze of upside-down buildings while being chased by a herd of stampeding cows. Can you survive the chaos and come out victorious?

So why did it flop in the west, you ask? Because the west just couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server! Join us now and see for yourself why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Teenage Loveless Minecraft Adventures – Where you can finally find love… with diamonds!

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Are you tired of feeling like you missed out on teenage love and romance? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the heart-pounding drama and excitement of a high school relationship!

Join our server and you’ll be swept off your virtual feet by other players who are just as desperate for love as you are. From awkward first dates to dramatic breakups, our server has it all. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft romance that will make you feel like a teenager again?

So come on, join our server and let’s make some virtual memories that will make you forget all about those real-life regrets. Love is just a Minecraft block away!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CountryCraft: Where Your Minecraft Nation Thrives or Dies in 100 Characters or Less!

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Are you tired of dealing with real-world problems and politics? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster! Our server is a safe haven from the chaos of the outside world, where you can escape to a land of blocky bliss.

Join us and experience a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?), and where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies (okay, maybe that’s a bit exaggerated, but you get the idea).

So say goodbye to the stress of real life and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join our server today and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Potions Brewed:	146	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafty Demons: Shin Megami LOLtensei Server

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Are you tired of wandering around in boring old Minecraft worlds wearing the same old armor? Well, look no further! Join our server and you can dress up as an angel! That’s right, we have custom angel wings, halos, and even sparkly robes for you to strut your stuff in. Who needs diamond armor when you can look this fabulous?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Angelic Chicken, a rare breed of chicken that lays golden eggs. Rumor has it that if you collect enough golden eggs, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want to fly like a bird? Wish granted. Want to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies? Wish granted. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best angelic life. Just remember, wings may cause slight discomfort when sitting in minecarts. But hey, beauty is pain, right?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87	Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Crafting High on Life: Where Drugs Lost the Battle

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more addictive than mining for diamonds is our virtual drug trade! Join us as we explore the question: “How come drugs won the war on drugs?”

Our server is filled with colorful characters, from friendly villagers selling suspicious potions to shady creepers peddling questionable substances. Take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like molten hot sauce and the ghasts are rumored to be high on their own fumes.

But beware, the drug lords of our server are not to be trifled with. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon owes his power to a secret stash of enchanted mushrooms, and the Wither boss is rumored to have a serious addiction to TNT.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more mind-blowing than our pixelated landscapes is the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where drugs reign supreme?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	57
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Alien Abductions:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineCrafty McMineFace: Genshin Edition

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a chance to redeem special program codes that will unlock secret treasures and rare items in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our latest version update, “Two Worlds Aflame, the Crimson Night Fades,” will take you on a wild adventure like never before. Explore new lands, battle fierce monsters, and uncover hidden secrets that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about our current character banner featuring Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara? These characters are not your average Minecraft villagers – they come with special abilities and powers that will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft champion in no time!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	322	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3