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KurskCraft: Kim Jong Un’s Worst Nightmare

CASUALTIES, casualties in Kursk Oblast, casualties in Russia, Conflict, diplomatic relations, injured troops, international relations, Jong, killed soldiers, Kim, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military conflict, News, Nightmare, North Korean soldiers, North Korean troops, political tensions, russia, uns, War, world news, WORST, Zelensky

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Astral Projections Made:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4131
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Alien Abductions:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 3,800 north korean troops fighting in russia’s kursk oblast but don’t worry they’re just playing minecraft with us now HAHAHAHAHA. zelensky himself said it’s the most epic server he’s ever played on. join us for the chaos and fun, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little). sign up now and be part of the madness!

Bot Busters: Humans vs Censors

ACCUSED, Artificial Intelligence, Bot, Bots, Busters, Censors, Censorship, CENSURÉ, cyberbullying, digital identity, discrimination, fake news, false accusations, humans, internet culture, Misinformation, online behavior, online harassment, online security, privacy concerns, social media, Technology

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, if u get accused of being a bot, u get censured like BAM! no questions asked. but don’t worry, cuz we got ur back, fam. we only want real humans up in here, no robots allowed. join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. plus, we got a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, unless u a bot, then u better watch out.

Dreamscape Kingdom 1.20.2

1.20.2, acceptance, body image issues, body positivity, dating difficulties, dreamscape, emotional distress, fat shaming, Insecurities, Kingdom, Loneliness, love life struggles, no fat GF, no fat GFI suffer, Personal preferences, relationship struggles, romantic challenges, self esteem, self worth, societal pressures, societal standards, tfw, weight preferences

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7770
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Join our epic Minecraft server for the most insane and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience!

>tfw no fat GFI suffer? Well, on our server, you can unleash your inner fat GFI and dominate the virtual world like never before!

With crazy challenges, wacky mods, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!

Prestigious Oscar Globe

award ceremonies, cinematic achievements, coveted trophies, distinguished awards, entertainment industry, film awards, film festivals, film industry, global recognition, globe, golden globe, Hollywood, international awards, international recognition, movie industry, oscar, PRESTIGIOUS, prestigious accolades, prestigious awards, prestigious honors, red carpet events, top honors

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build crazy stuff and have a blast! Whether you’re into mining, crafting, or just chilling with friends, this server is the place to be. We’re more prestigious than a golden globe or an oscar, and we’re not even American! So grab your pickaxe and join us for some wild adventures. See you there, gamers!

ChunkCraft Minecraft Server

Autonomy, body image, ChunkCraft, Communication, consequences, cultural experiences, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Foreign Travel, healthcare concerns, hiking safety, judgment, Minecraft, obesity, overprotection, personal boundaries, Respect, safety precautions, self reflection, sensitivity, Server, sibling relationships, weight discrimination

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2327
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	4076

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of exploring foreign lands, just like the OP and their siblings.

On our server, you can hike, climb rocks, and even touch the sea (just make sure you watch out for slippery rocks and unknown depths!). But don’t worry, if you get injured, we have a special feature where your siblings can come to your rescue and carry you to safety.

Just like the OP, you can navigate through tricky situations and learn the importance of respecting each other’s autonomy (even if it means not going down that slippery rock). So come join us and experience the ultimate adventure with your virtual siblings by your side. Who knows, you might even discover a new level of teamwork and camaraderie that you never knew existed!

MineCraftRulzAITA

aita, autistic child, communication breakdown, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, Frustration, horrible day, MELTDOWNS, MineCraftRulzAITA, parenting struggles, patience, pedestrian safety, road rage, rules of the road, sensory overload, special needs parenting, Street safety, traffic etiquette, Understanding

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Buildings Constructed:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchantments Applied:	180
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Are you tired of dealing with crazy people running in the street while you’re just trying to take your autistic kid out for some fun activities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the chaos of the real world!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you immerse yourself in a world where running in the street is not only allowed, but encouraged! Build your own sidewalk, bike lane, or even a whole new world where you can drive wherever you please without any crazy encounters.

Forget about swerving into the wrong lane to avoid pedestrians – on our server, the only thing you’ll be swerving around is creepers and zombies! So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limits are those you set for yourself. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life street drama!

CreeperCare: Caring for Explosions

career advancement, Caring, communication skills, creativity, CreeperCare, emotional well being, explosions, financial literacy, FITNESS, goal-setting, healthy habits, learning new skills, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, nutrition, personal development, productivity, relationships, self improvement, Stress Management, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2670
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Do you wish you cared more about building epic structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner architect and create mind-blowing masterpieces that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Block of Awesomeness, rumored to grant players unlimited creativity and building skills. But beware, the Block of Awesomeness is guarded by a herd of explosive sheep that will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

And if building isn’t your thing, don’t worry! Our server also offers thrilling PvP battles where you can show off your combat skills and claim victory over your fellow players. Just watch out for the sneaky ninja villagers who are known for their deadly precision with a carrot on a stick.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft builder and warrior. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret of the elusive Block of Awesomeness.

Mystic Craft Realms 1.20

Anime, battle cards, card game, collectible card game, Craft, duel monsters, Entertainment, FANTASY, fictional universe, Gaming, Magic, Manga, monster cards, mystic, Realms, role-playing game, science fiction, science vs magic, spell cards, strategy, trading card game, tv show, Yugioh

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330

Bro, forget about that deep stuff and come join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave from another dimension, man! So ditch the debates about Yugioh and come join the insanity on our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares? Just join already!

Blocktopia: DailyGrind

#DailyGrind, blocktopia, Consistency, daily routine, Exercise, goal-setting, gratitude practice, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, journaling, life improvement, meditation, mindfulness, personal growth, positive changes, productivity, reading, self improvement, self-care, sleep routine, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6182
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	222	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about boring daily habits again! Our server is so addictively fun that you’ll forget all about brushing your teeth or eating breakfast. Instead, you’ll be too busy battling dragons, building epic castles, and befriending pixelated llamas. Who needs good habits when you can have virtual adventures that will make your real life seem dull in comparison? Join us now and say goodbye to productivity forever!

SepticSleuthCraft

Corruption, crime, Dead, India, Indian, investigation, investigative journalist, Journalism, journalism ethics, Media, murder, mysterious death, News, Police, Press, reporter, septic tank, SepticSleuthCraft, suspicious death, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6253
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	6882	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Votes:	9875	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

lol imagine being so ded that u end up in a septic tank. well, that’s what happened to this poor indian investigative journalist. but hey, if u join our minecraft server, u won’t end up in a septic tank. u might end up in a lava pit or get attacked by a giant chicken tho. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe u won’t end up like that poor journalist. or maybe u will. who knows? lol.

AppleCraft: Climate Chaos

#sustainability, agricultural challenges, agriculture, America, apple production, apple regions, AppleCraft, Challenges, changing climate, Chaos, climate, climate adaptation, climate change, climate research, crop management, environmental impact, Farming, food supply, fruit industry, Productive, study, Washington State University, weather patterns

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Yo, yo, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where apples reign supreme, but not just any apples – MAGICAL apples that can talk and grant wishes! That’s right, on our server, you can befriend these chatty fruits and have them help you conquer the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato people who have been plotting to take over the world for centuries. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a giant volcano that spews out diamonds instead of lava. Who needs boring old mining when you can just scoop up shiny gems from a volcano? Plus, our server is haunted by ghostly chickens who will trade you rare items in exchange for their favorite snack – pumpkin pie!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bananas Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Wild West Wanderer 1.21.4

1.21.4, ass, caps, HOWDY, list, log, long tail, Shit, Suck, tags, WANDERER, well, West, Wild

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9310
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Animals Bred:	34
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12

Hey there, wanna join our Minecraft server where we let you suck poop out of our butts for in-game currency? It’s a wild ride, trust me.

We’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance. It’s like a zoo on crack, but in Minecraft form.

And don’t even get me started on the diamond pickaxes that shoot lasers. It’s like a disco party every time you mine.

Plus, our community is full of unicorns and leprechauns who are always down for a good time. It’s like a fantasy land on steroids.

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity every step of the way.

MomKickBFOut Minecraft Server

Minecraft, MomKickBFOut, Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Emeralds Found:	8894
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of dealing with sketchy housemates in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house! No more drama, just blocky fun!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone setting fire to it. Plus, we have a strict “no flammable materials near outlets” policy to keep you safe from any potential arsonists.

So why deal with real-life roommate drama when you can escape to our server and build a fortress of safety and fun? Join now and leave the real world behind – no more sketchy boyfriends allowed!

MomCraft Splitz

alcohol consumption, caretaking responsibilities, college funding, Decision making, enabling behavior, Estate Planning, family conflict, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial support, Home ownership, Inheritance, legal ties, Long Term Care, mental health challenges, MomCraft, pre-teen nephew, property ownership, reverse mortgage, sibling relationships, smoking habits, splitz

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4157	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a roller coaster of emotions and questionable life choices just like the OP’s sister on this server.

Reasons to join: 1) Witness the epic saga of a sister with mental health challenges, a free house, and a boyfriend living rent-free. Will she squander it all with a reverse mortgage? Find out on our server! 2) Experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, loans defaulted, and questionable life decisions. It’s like a soap opera, but with more blocky graphics! 3) Help the OP navigate through tough decisions like whether to give away their half of the house or not. Your choices matter in this server!

So come on in and join the fun! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server full of crazy family drama? Let’s build some drama together!

WingedRight SMP – Chaos in Minecraft

authoritarianism, Chaos, CONSERVATIVE, current events, extremism, Global, Government, Ideology, influence, Minecraft, movement, nationalism, polarization, political landscape, political shift, Politics, populism, power, right wing, rise of the right, smp, social change, society, WingedRight

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Crops Grown:	7315
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Runes Activated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the wildest ride of your life, bro. Like, we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like one time this dude built a rollercoaster that went straight into a volcano and everyone was like, “Whoa, that’s lit, bro.”

And then there was this epic battle between two factions over who had the best potato farm. It was intense, man. Like, potatoes were flying everywhere, it was like a potato war or something.

But the best part is the right winged movements, bro. Like, they’re taking over the server and it’s wild. They’re building giant statues of their leaders out of diamonds and gold, it’s insane. You gotta join and see it for yourself, man.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. It’s like a circus on steroids, bro. Don’t miss out on the craziness, join now!

Players:	101/600	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Potions Brewed:	192
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0