so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Holy Grails Found: 2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
Buildings Constructed: 47 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

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