BlockyHurtHaven

BlockyHurtHaven

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Star Shards Collected: 112
Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

    INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

    FriendZone SMP: Men & Women
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Star Shards Collected: 275
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 88
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Buildings Constructed: 32
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • BlockyBoredomBeGone

    BlockyBoredomBeGone
    Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

    RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers
    hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • ADHD Girls Gone Wild

    ADHD Girls Gone Wild
    so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Crops Grown: 7001 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Sneed City

    Sneed City

    Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • SMSMCraft Network

    SMSMCraft Network

    Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

    From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

    Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner creativity and have a laugh at the same time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 44 Ores Mined: 8299
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP

    Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret currency on our server called “altcoins” that you can use to buy ridiculous items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes, rainbow-colored sheep, and even a pet zombie pigman that will do your bidding.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Alien Abductions: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • VideoAssessmentVibes Minecraft Server

    VideoAssessmentVibes Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no background noise or other people’s voices to distract you from your gaming experience! Unless, of course, you’re like the person in this story who just can’t seem to follow simple instructions.

    Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any interruptions. And if you do encounter any noisy players, just give them a virtual sigh and remind them to respect your space.

    So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind – unless you want to bring in some drama like the person in this story. But hey, at least you won’t fail for it here!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Zombie Dances: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 10 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • KidzCraftHavoc

    KidzCraftHavoc
    Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks free from societal norms and restrictions? Look no further! Join our server where you can make all the decisions for yourself, just like our 40-year-old player who escaped a forced marriage and built a new life for her and her children.

    On our server, you can educate yourself, find a job, and support your virtual family without any pesky ex-husbands trying to control your every move. And don’t worry about divorce complications, we make it easy peasy lemon squeezy to break free from toxic relationships!

    Plus, we have a supportive community where you can connect with other players who have escaped oppressive situations and are now living their best virtual lives. So come join us and build a better future for yourself, free from judgment and restrictions. Who needs a controlling ex-husband when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? Let’s block out the negativity and build a brighter tomorrow together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4112 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • LimeCraft: Zero CO2 Server

    LimeCraft: Zero CO2 Server
    LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN BE PART OF DA ZEROCAL CEMENT PRODUCTION TEAM! WE MAKE CEMENT WITHOUT RELEASING CO2 INTO DA AIR, LIKE MAGIC! WE USE LIMESTONE TO MAKE CALCIUM OXIDE, AKA LIME, WITHOUT HARMING DA ENVIRONMENT! U CAN BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES WITHOUT FEELING GUILTY ABOUT KILLING DA PLANET! COME JOIN US AND BE A CLIMATE HERO IN DA WORLD OF MINECRAFT! #SAVETHEPLANET #MINECRAFTMAGIC #ZEROEMISSIONS

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 25
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • What is the IP for Genshin Impact Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Genshin Impact Minecraft Server?

    Genshin Impact is an action role-playing game developed and published by miHoYo. The game takes place in the fantasy world of Teyvat, where players assume the role of a traveler searching for their lost sibling. Along the way, they must explore the land, battle powerful enemies, and uncover the mysteries of this vibrant and diverse world. Genshin Impact features a gacha system for obtaining new characters and weapons, as well as multiplayer co-op gameplay. The game has garnered widespread acclaim for its stunning visuals, engaging storyline, and addictive gameplay.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 280 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Sneedclave

    Sneedclave

    One of a kind minecraft server, active since 2016, played by most dedicated linux users.

    1.12.2 and later versions.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Chimeras Created: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Runes Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • EterniaMC – Chunks

    EterniaMC – Chunks

    Eternia Chunks is a unique Minecraft experience where you start with just one chunk and gradually unlock new ones as you progress! Perfect for both solo adventurers or co-op with friends, this server offers a wide variety of ChunkWorld gamemodes to explore.

    Join Eternia Chunks today and start your adventure in this epic world of possibilities!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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