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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
Zombie Dances: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
Dragon Scales Harvested: 300 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Global Warming Not Detected Server

    Global Warming Not Detected Server
    come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Villages Defended: 14
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Towns Built: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

    INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Crops Grown: 1893 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

    FriendZone SMP: Men & Women
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 926 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • BlockyBoredomBeGone

    BlockyBoredomBeGone
    Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9143
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 95
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 152
    Ores Mined: 1196 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

    RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers
    hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 36 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • ADHD Girls Gone Wild

    ADHD Girls Gone Wild
    so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Demon Skulls Collected: 41 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Sneed City

    Sneed City

    Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 70
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • SMSMCraft Network

    SMSMCraft Network

    Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

    From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

    Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 266 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner creativity and have a laugh at the same time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 89
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Dimension Hops: 15 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP

    Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret currency on our server called “altcoins” that you can use to buy ridiculous items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes, rainbow-colored sheep, and even a pet zombie pigman that will do your bidding.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Alien Abductions: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • VideoAssessmentVibes Minecraft Server

    VideoAssessmentVibes Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no background noise or other people’s voices to distract you from your gaming experience! Unless, of course, you’re like the person in this story who just can’t seem to follow simple instructions.

    Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any interruptions. And if you do encounter any noisy players, just give them a virtual sigh and remind them to respect your space.

    So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind – unless you want to bring in some drama like the person in this story. But hey, at least you won’t fail for it here!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 321
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Towns Built: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • KidzCraftHavoc

    KidzCraftHavoc
    Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks free from societal norms and restrictions? Look no further! Join our server where you can make all the decisions for yourself, just like our 40-year-old player who escaped a forced marriage and built a new life for her and her children.

    On our server, you can educate yourself, find a job, and support your virtual family without any pesky ex-husbands trying to control your every move. And don’t worry about divorce complications, we make it easy peasy lemon squeezy to break free from toxic relationships!

    Plus, we have a supportive community where you can connect with other players who have escaped oppressive situations and are now living their best virtual lives. So come join us and build a better future for yourself, free from judgment and restrictions. Who needs a controlling ex-husband when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? Let’s block out the negativity and build a brighter tomorrow together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Potions Brewed: 192
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • LimeCraft: Zero CO2 Server

    LimeCraft: Zero CO2 Server
    LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN BE PART OF DA ZEROCAL CEMENT PRODUCTION TEAM! WE MAKE CEMENT WITHOUT RELEASING CO2 INTO DA AIR, LIKE MAGIC! WE USE LIMESTONE TO MAKE CALCIUM OXIDE, AKA LIME, WITHOUT HARMING DA ENVIRONMENT! U CAN BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES WITHOUT FEELING GUILTY ABOUT KILLING DA PLANET! COME JOIN US AND BE A CLIMATE HERO IN DA WORLD OF MINECRAFT! #SAVETHEPLANET #MINECRAFTMAGIC #ZEROEMISSIONS

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Alien Abductions: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • What is the IP for Genshin Impact Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Genshin Impact Minecraft Server?

    Genshin Impact is an action role-playing game developed and published by miHoYo. The game takes place in the fantasy world of Teyvat, where players assume the role of a traveler searching for their lost sibling. Along the way, they must explore the land, battle powerful enemies, and uncover the mysteries of this vibrant and diverse world. Genshin Impact features a gacha system for obtaining new characters and weapons, as well as multiplayer co-op gameplay. The game has garnered widespread acclaim for its stunning visuals, engaging storyline, and addictive gameplay.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Emeralds Found: 5271
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Falling into the Void: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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