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Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building your own world, but without the risk of getting arrested? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Our server is so addictive, it should come with a warning label – “Caution: may cause extreme levels of fun and creativity!”

We have secret underground bases, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knew playing Minecraft could be this exhilarating (and legal)?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
Dimension Hops: 12 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

New Minecraft Servers

  • EmoteCraft – The Feelings Server

    EmoteCraft – The Feelings Server
    so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and all of a sudden, you see someone’s face in the game and you’re like, “woah, that dude looks sad.” but then, BAM! you realize that on this server, we have special powers to read emotions just from people’s faces in the game! it’s like mind-blowing, man.

    but wait, there’s more! not only can you read emotions from faces, but you can also read them from the way someone builds their minecraft house. like, if someone builds a house with all pink walls and rainbow floors, you know they’re feeling super happy and excited. but if someone builds a house with all black walls and creepy spider decorations, you know they’re feeling spooky and mysterious. it’s like a whole new level of emotional intelligence in minecraft, dude.

    so, if you wanna join this server and become an emotion-reading master in minecraft, come on over and join us! who knows, you might even discover hidden emotions you never knew existed. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Mines Excavated: 1440
    Crops Grown: 6761 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 23 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • What is the IP for special edd Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for special edd Minecraft Server?

    Special Ed is a hip hop artist and rapper known for his unique style and witty lyrics. With a career spanning over two decades, Special Ed first rose to fame in the late 1980s with his debut album “Youngest in Charge.” Known for hits like “I Got It Made” and “The Mission,” Special Ed has remained a staple in the hip hop community with his thought-provoking lyrics and smooth delivery. Over the years, he has continued to release music and collaborate with other artists, solidifying his place as a legendary figure in the genre.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Magic Items Found: 4012
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Elemental Crystals Collected: 100
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Helios: The Yawn – Boring Roleplay Modded Server with Mods and Plugins, Towny, Greek Mythology, Lore Quests, Soft-Resets, NON-P2W

    Helios: The Yawn – Boring Roleplay Modded Server with Mods and Plugins, Towny, Greek Mythology, Lore Quests, Soft-Resets, NON-P2W
    Helios Minecraft Server Overview
    Server Type Modded + Plugin
    Favorite Plugins McMMO, Towny, PyroFishing, SiegeWars, Balanced Economy
    Favorite Mods MineColonies, Serene Seasons, Voice Chat, Supplementaries, and more
    Age Progression System Roleplay-based with soft reset feature

    FAQs:

    How does the Age Progression system work? The server has a roleplay-based age progression system where different ages influence gameplay, technology, and environment. Changes occur based on the server community’s influence.
    Do I lose all my progress during an Age change? The server uses a “soft reset” system, so you will not lose all your progress. The extent of the reset depends on the specific age and its features.
    What can players do on the server? Players can build towns and nations, control resources, create governments, survive challenges, build structures, and more. Player engagement and collaboration are the main goals of the server.
    How can I join the server? Join the Discord server for more information on how to join. No IP address is required, but it is recommended to allocate at least 4GB RAM.
    Is there a specific modpack for the server? Yes, you can use the Helios Server Pack modpack for direct access to the server’s mods and plugins.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Magic Items Found: 2301
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WAAA Minecraft Server

    WAAA Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players engaging in a heated battle. But wait, it’s not just any battle – it’s a hilarious slapstick comedy routine gone wrong! Witness players like Soijak and Giga getting into all sorts of wacky shenanigans that will leave you in stitches.

    And that’s not all! Our server is full of surprises at every turn. From giant chickens that shoot laser beams to secret underground dance parties, you never know what you’ll encounter next. So why wait? Join us now for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 4255
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ””/dmp/ – Derpy Minecraft SMP””

    ””/dmp/ – Derpy Minecraft SMP””
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Tengu Edition where English-speaking VTubers come together to create some epic content.

    We’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide that will have you laughing until you cry, Koikatsu cards that will make your jaw drop, and Ref Sheets that will leave you questioning reality.

    But that’s not all! We’ve got drama hotter than a Nether portal, chickens that are more entertaining than any mob, and a Tiermaker that will have you ranking things you never thought possible.

    So grab your pickaxe and join us on Tengu Edition for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world of VTubers and Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Buildings Constructed: 50
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Coworker Clash Minecraft Server

    Coworker Clash Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of unreliable quilt makers ruining your precious memories? Then join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee no one will steal your t-shirts and turn them into a disaster! Our server is filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps, but we promise your virtual quilts will remain safe and sound. Plus, we offer a special discount for all players who have been scammed by shady quilt makers in the past. So come join us and let’s quilt our way to victory, one pixel at a time!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 285 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Magic Items Found: 5265 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Magic Crystals Found: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StepmomSnubbedWeddingDressShop

    StepmomSnubbedWeddingDressShop
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and unexpected alliances.

    Just like the bride who didn’t invite her stepmom to go wedding dress shopping, you’ll have to navigate tricky relationships and make tough decisions. Will you include your stepmom in your Minecraft adventures, or keep her on the sidelines like a distant relative?

    With crazy family dynamics and unexpected confrontations, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come on in and join the fun – just remember, family drama is always included at no extra charge!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FutureGenDecisions – Minecraft SMP

    FutureGenDecisions – Minecraft SMP
    Yo, imagine this: a Minecraft SMP where the fate of future generations depends on the decisions we make in-game! Like, if we build a giant chicken statue, maybe chickens will rule the world in the future or something. And if we create a secret underground base, maybe that will be the key to saving humanity from a zombie apocalypse! Join us and be a part of shaping the future in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Plus, there’s a rumor that the server owner is actually a time-traveling llama who’s here to guide us to greatness. Don’t miss out on this wild ride!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • InevitableCraft

    InevitableCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

    We have a secret underground city where players ride on llamas while battling evil chickens armed with enchanted pickaxes. Our PvP arena is a literal volcano where players fight to the death while dodging lava flows and dodgy Wi-Fi connections.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game: a potion that turns you into a giant chicken for 24 hours. Imagine the chaos of trying to build a house while clucking uncontrollably and laying eggs everywhere!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. You may never look at Minecraft the same way again.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5505 Void Armor Forged: 25

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyDefenseUS

    CraftyDefenseUS
    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got air defense batteries and american troops and all that jazz to protect us from like, evil mobs and stuff. like, imagine fighting off creepers with actual soldiers by your side, man. it’s gonna be epic. plus, we got secret government experiments and hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, who wouldn’t wanna join this crazy server, right? come on, join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together, dude.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Enchantments Applied: 65 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nothing like mining diamonds in NostalgiaCraft – the server where even the creepers are friendly! 🌟

    Nothing like mining diamonds in NostalgiaCraft – the server where even the creepers are friendly! 🌟
    NostalgiaCraft Minecraft Server
    📽️ Trailer/Showcase: Watch Now
    🗺️ IP Address: mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun (Crossplay supported; Bedrock port is 19132)
    🎉 Join our Discord: Discord Invite

    What’s Unique About Nostalgiacraft

    🌟 Established in 2020: We avoid resets unless Mojang changes significantly how the worlds are generated (Our community is over 4+ years old)!
    🌐 Large World Border: Due to our dedicated server storage, we have a 300k x 300k world.
    💰 Vanilla Item-based Economy: You can make vanilla shops or use /trade with other players.
    🌈 Exclusively Enhancing Your Quality of Life: Strictly Vanilla+ experience with enhancements like /sethome, /spawn, /togglephantoms, etc.
    🔒 Graylist System: Spawn area (1400 x 1400) is safe for community members to interact without threat.
    🗣️ Active Community/Discord: Always active, make friends and meet new people on Nostalgiacraft!
    ⚡ Dedicated Server: Hosted on a Ryzen 9 7950X for smooth gameplay and 20TPS.

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply connect to the IP address provided: mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun

    Q: Can I play on this server if I’m on Bedrock edition?

    A: Yes, crossplay is supported and the Bedrock port is 19132.

    Q: Are there any application processes to join?

    A: No, NostalgiaCraft functions like a whitelisted server without the need for applications.

    Q: Can I create my own shops on the server?

    A: Yes, you can set up vanilla shops or use the /trade command with other players.

    Q: Are there any gameplay mechanics that are restricted on this server?

    A: The server strictly adheres to a Vanilla+ experience, meaning no additional plugins are used to introduce new mechanics like claims or McMMO.

    Q: Is there a safe area on the server for community interaction?

    A: Yes, the spawn area (1400 x 1400) is a protected environment for members to interact without the threat of stealing or PvP.

    Q: How active is the community and Discord server?

    A: The community is always active with friendly players, and the Discord server is a great place to make new friends and participate in events.

    Q: What type of server hardware is used for NostalgiaCraft?

    A: The server is hosted on a dedicated machine with a Ryzen 9 7950X processor to ensure smooth gameplay and 20TPS.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 1090
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Pixel Wars Minecraft Server

    Pixel Wars Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is a no drone snoozefest zone!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so exciting, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Towns Built: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Predict The Remake Changes Minecraft SMP

    Predict The Remake Changes Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists and turns.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that can shoot lasers!

    But that’s not all, folks! We also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour, so you’ll never run out of resources. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking pigs and flying cows.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world of blocky wonders.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Dimension Hops: 9
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FraternityLand Minecraft Server

    FraternityLand Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrilling tale of Burner and their former neighbors, who are now locked in a battle over a piece of land that may become a frat house! Will Burner sell to the fraternal organization, or will the neighbors band together to stop them? The drama is real, folks.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Build your own empire, explore mysterious lands, and battle fierce creatures. And who knows, maybe you’ll even encounter a group of rowdy frat boys causing chaos in the virtual world.

    So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be so intense?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 117 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 193 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Chimeras Created: 2
    Mines Excavated: 1318 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • DaughterCraft – No School Switch!

    DaughterCraft – No School Switch!
    Are you tired of your daughter being happy and content with her current school? Do you want her to experience jealousy and resentment towards her sibling? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join our server and watch as your daughter becomes obsessed with studying and comparing herself to her sibling’s elite education. She’ll be reading textbooks, yearbooks, and who knows what else in no time!

    Not only will she be jealous of her sibling, but she’ll also be upset with you for not switching her to the elite private school. Who knew Minecraft could cause such family drama?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with foreign students, diplomats, and ultra-rich locals. Your daughter will have the opportunity to either not fit in or lose her morals – the possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and watch the chaos unfold in your family! Who knew virtual block-building could cause so much drama?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Runes Activated: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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