Come join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Unlike a public indoor swimming pool, we promise no five-year-old boys will be commenting on your height or checking you out in the shower. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any awkward encounters with moms who think it’s okay for their kids to make you feel uncomfortable. Plus, we have a strict no-body-commenting policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about being judged. Join us now and escape the real world craziness for a truly epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
Horror Stories Survived: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Dimension Hops: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
Rainbows Spotted: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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