Come join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Unlike a public indoor swimming pool, we promise no five-year-old boys will be commenting on your height or checking you out in the shower. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any awkward encounters with moms who think it’s okay for their kids to make you feel uncomfortable. Plus, we have a strict no-body-commenting policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about being judged. Join us now and escape the real world craziness for a truly epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Gryphons Tamed: 1
Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 93 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
Divine Spears Created: 15 Magic Wands Crafted: 16

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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