Come join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Unlike a public indoor swimming pool, we promise no five-year-old boys will be commenting on your height or checking you out in the shower. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any awkward encounters with moms who think it’s okay for their kids to make you feel uncomfortable. Plus, we have a strict no-body-commenting policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about being judged. Join us now and escape the real world craziness for a truly epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 1
Mythical Swords Crafted: 39 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

New Minecraft Server
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