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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
Alien Abductions: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 8
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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