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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 New Chunks Explored: 418905
Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

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