BlockyBodz | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyBruh’s Eye of Lies

aita, black eye, covert operation, Coworkers, CraftyBruhs, Eye, eyepatch, falling beam, grizzly bear, heroic tales, inside joke, Lies, lying.., orphans, Panda, putin, shower, slipping, stolen valor, Ukraine, Upset, work from home

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Zombie Dances:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	496

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my black eye story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to craft your own heroic tales of adventure and intrigue.

Imagine saving your Minecraft girlfriend from a virtual grizzly bear, or taking down a blocky Putin in a covert operation. The possibilities are endless, just like the healing time for my eye!

But beware, not everyone will appreciate your epic tales. Just like the new girl at work who thought I was stealing virtual valor. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your creative storytelling skills here!

So why join our server? Because where else can you save orphans from pixelated fires or battle virtual bears with your one good eye? Embrace the madness and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

DopamineDiggers Minecraft SMP

addiction, brain chemistry, dopamine, dopamine deficiency, dopamine function, dopamine levels, dopamine pathways, dopamine production, dopamine receptors, dopamine regulation, dopamine release, dopamine synthesis, dopamine transporters, DopamineDiggers, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, motivation, neurotransmitter, Pleasure, reward system, smp

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Star Shards Collected:	173
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Hey gamers, do you like Minecraft? Do you like laughing until you pee your pants? Then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.

So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DivorceCraft

Communication, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Emotional healing, ending a marriage, HEARTBREAK, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage decision, marriage ending process, marriage guidance, Marriage help, marriage issues, marriage problems, Marriage Support, marriage therapy, moving on, relationships, separation

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dimension Hops:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	436	Zombie Dances:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Is your pickaxe feeling lonely and in need of a partner? Well, look no further because on our server, we host weekly pickaxe marriage ceremonies! That’s right, you can finally say “I do” to your trusty pickaxe and live happily ever after in blocky bliss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, saddle up your feathery friend and battle it out in epic chicken jousting battles to prove who is the ultimate poultry warrior.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the most explosive creatures in the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find true love with a block of dirt!

RussianChannelPurge Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Censorship, compliance, Digital, enforcement, GOOGLE, International, internet, investigation, Lithuanian watchdog, Media, Minecraft, News, online content, regulations, Removal, Request, Russian channels, RussianChannelPurge, Server, streaming, television, Websites

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

u kno wat u need in ur lyf? a minecraft server dat is so lit, even google is jealous. dis server is so dope, google had to remove 201 sites just to try and compete. why? cuz dis server got russian channels dat will blow ur mind. join dis server and u will be transported to a world where russian channels rule and u will never want to leave. come join us and see why google can’t handle our awesomeness. #russianchannelsftw #googleaintgotnothinonthisserver

BabyCraft: German Killers & Ukrainian Thrillers

Admit, arrested, asylum seekers, baby, BabyCraft, couple, court case, crime, Europe, German, immigration, international news, investigation, Killers, killing, murder, suspects, thrillers, times of india, Tragedy, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian refugees, world news

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy stories? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic server where u can build, mine, and even fight off crazy mobs with ur friends!

we have the most insane stories to tell u, like the time a german couple admitted to killing ukrainian refugees just to steal their baby! yea, u heard that right, crazy stuff happens on this server!

join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos! who knows what u might find in this wacky world of ours! so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s have some fun!

Dino Diggin’ United States

230 million years ago, Carnian age, Diggin, Dino, fossilized remains, Late Triassic epoch, new species, northern hemisphere, Paleontologists, sauropodomorph dinosaur, States, supercontinent Laurasia, United, united states

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Divine Spears Created:	25
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

yo, so like, on this server, we got dinos bro! not just any dinos, but like, super rare ones that lived way back when the world was still figuring itself out. imagine riding a T-Rex into battle or building a base inside a brachiosaurus, that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our server.

we got paleontologists working round the clock to dig up new fossils and create epic dino battles for you to witness. you can even tame your own dino and ride it into the sunset while blasting some sick tunes.

join us and experience the prehistoric madness for yourself. who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have dino-mite adventures on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go back in time and have a roaring good time!

Draconicraft SMP

Adults, Armor statues, Builds, Bundles, Chill, Community, Datapacks, Draconicraft, ender dragon, Enderman, Farms, Mob Heads, nether portals, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, respectful, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Updates, world border

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4346
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Draconicraft SMP

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview

Draconicraft is community-focused minecraft server where the world is your oyster – within the 20k world border of course! With every Minecraft update, the world will expand rather than reset, giving you ample time to work on fabulous builds and intense farms with the rest of the community while also gaining access to the new features of the upcoming updates in the coming years.

Knowing the world is not going to be reset anytime soon allows our members to build much large projects knowing they have the time to complete them. Whether you have a lot of time, or just want to relax for a couple hours after work, Draconicraft is the place for you to enjoy this game we love with a community of players who share the same passion! Our members come from all around the world, including the United States, Germany and Mongolia! We encourage English as the primary language for the public discord server and public in-game chat, but it’s a free-for-all when you chat over VC as long as you stay respectful when someone who doesn’t speak your language joins the conversation and switch to a language everyone can understand.

We focus on offering a chill, respectful experience playing with other adults where everyone can feel welcome.

FAQ

What does “semi-vanilla” mean for the server?

Our server is meant to give you an authentic survival experience, with some additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun little extras.

What Datapacks does the server use?

Anti Ender Dragon Grief
Anti Enderman Grief
Bundles!
Custom Armor Statues
Custom Nether Portals
More Mob Heads
Mini Blocks
Multiplayer Sleep
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs
Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info

Are there any additional features on the server?

On top of the Datapacks, our server uses Simple VC to make chatting with your fellow players in-game a bit easier as well as DynMap with the LiveAtlas UI for easier orientation.

For more information, join our Discord Server and fill out our application form to get started: https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr

Unity of Wagies 1.21.1

1.21.1, American pride, broken bodies, Dedication, determination, euthanized, hard work, life sucking, love working, Minds.., neet menace, neets, Parasitic, real Americans, running this country, serve our country, sweat, sweat pledge, Unity, wagies, Wagies United, work ethic, workers

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the ultimate wage slave community! We work hard, we play hard, and we don’t take any crap from those lazy neets. On our server, you’ll experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building empires, all while upholding the sacred sweat pledge. Say goodbye to those parasitic neets and hello to a life of hard work and determination. Join us, and together we will conquer the virtual world one brick at a time!

Crazy Craft Inn

assassin business, Bad Boy Edition, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Craft, crazy, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, episodes, fanfic recordings, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, INN, loona, millie, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, shorts, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4068
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Dragons Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Yo yo yo, welcome to the Bad Boy Edition Minecraft server! We got demons, princesses, and assassins running wild in Hell. Join us as we try to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in the kingdom. Build your own hotel or start your own assassin business with your demon crew. Check out the Hazbin Hotel pilot and Helluva Boss episodes for some crazy inspiration. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s raise some hell together! Server link: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-server/ #BadBoyEdition #MinecraftMadness

RentCraft Server

arrangement, Boyfriend, coown.., Costs, daycare, family, Financial, Kids, living costs, Mother, PRESSURE, Property, Rent, rental value, RentCraft, Server, sister, Struggle, Support, temporary, work-life balance

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even soap operas can’t compete with.

Picture this: a property owned by a 34-year-old queen bee, her 71-year-old mother, a 1.5-year-old prince, and a 31-year-old fiancé. But wait, there’s more! The queen bee’s 38-year-old sister and her two kids are living in a granny flat on the property, paying only 50% of the rent value. Drama ensues when the sister’s 27-year-old boyfriend moves in, working full-time while she decides to go part-time for that sweet work/life balance.

But that’s not all – the queen bee is feeling the pressure as costs grow, with her partner taking on weekend work and the baby possibly going to daycare more often. Will she ask her sister and her boyfriend to pay more rent? Only time will tell on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server!

Join us now for a chance to witness the craziest family dynamics and build your own virtual paradise in the midst of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

ToetagEmpathyGone

birthday trip, boundary setting, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Empathy, family dynamics, financial disagreements, Gaslighting, hurt toe, lack of appreciation, personal growth, pet care, relationship issues, self reflection, self-care, ToetagEmpathyGone, toxic behavior

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	708
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4461	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life relationships! Join us for a fun and relaxing time filled with building, exploring, and mining – without any toxic behavior.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any stubbed toes or drunken outbursts. Instead, you can focus on creating the perfect virtual world for yourself and your friends. No more arguments over who should have bought the Christmas gifts or whose dog chewed whose boot – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come join us on this server and leave all the relationship drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend who can’t handle a little toe stubbing when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? Build to your heart’s content and never worry about someone blaming you for losing their shorts again. It’s time to walk away from the drama and start crafting your own adventure on our server.

LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP

Adversity, Challenges, Experience, growth, hard way, life advice, life experience, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life struggles, LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP, MISTAKES, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1447
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	384	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more. The admins are actually aliens from outer space who communicate through interpretive dance. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking llama. Yeah, you heard me right, a TALKING LLAMA.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant game of capture the flag with flying pigs and exploding sheep? It’s wild, man. So if you want to experience the most insane, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

MineLifeMaxed

enjoying life, Life, life fulfillment, life optimization, life purpose, life satisfaction, living a content life, living a fulfilling life, living a happy life, living a joyful life, living a meaningful life, living a purposeful life, living a rich life, living a satisfying life, living fully, living intentionally, living to the fullest., making the most out of every moment, maximizing life, MineLifeMaxed, seizing the day

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the key to unlocking the ultimate LOLZ in your gaming experience! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you navigate through our one-of-a-kind world filled with surprises around every corner.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” or the “Pig Racing Championships.” And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can win rare items like the elusive “Diamond-Encrusted Potato.”

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living life to the fullest in the most hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BorderlandsCraft

Allies, Arctic region, BorderlandsCraft, Diplomacy, disagreement, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, global affairs, Greenland, international relations, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Politics, reactions, sovereign borders, Statements, territorial disputes, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we build walls around Greenland to protect our sovereign borders from Trump and his crazy ideas. we have a secret alliance with France and Germany to keep the peace and stop any orange-haired presidents from messing with our virtual world. come join us for some blocky fun and political intrigue!

GeneCraft: SP1 vs KLF5 Battle

177, Accelerate, battle, BELIEF, Cancer, Challenging, Fuel, GeneCraft, Genes, greatly, identify, key, KLF5, long-held, mechanisms, metastasis, scientists, SP1, Specific, suppress, Types, vary

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Love Letters Sent:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

so, like, this server is like a crazy lab experiment gone wrong, man. we got 177 genes that are fueling some wild cancer metastasis, like whoa. and get this, we got these 2 key genes, SP1 and KLF5, causing all sorts of chaos. SP1 is like speeding up the metastasis, while KLF5 is trying to keep it in check. it’s like a battle of the genes, dude.

and get this, scientists used to think that metastasis was different for each type of cancer, but not on this server, man. here, it’s all mixed up and crazy. you never know what’s gonna happen next. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of cancer cells and genes, but in a totally fun and wacky way.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you laugh at the same time, then come join us. who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about cancer genetics along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Players:	90/200	Votes:	3804
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Star Shards Collected:	291
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7175	Teleportation Mishaps:	5