BlockyBlunders: ParentalPicks | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	291
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that embraces natural bodily functions and family involvement? Look no further! Join our server where dads are not afraid to hand out tampons and moms don’t shy away from period talk.

Imagine a world where parents are actively involved in their children’s lives, even when it comes to buying tampons. Our server is a safe space where kids can ask for what they need without judgment or shame.

So come on over and join the fun! Build a tampon dispenser in your virtual house, host a period party with your Minecraft friends, and show the world that dads can be just as involved in their daughters’ lives as moms. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a community that values openness, support, and tampons for all!

JeninJokersMC

agency.., armed actors, Conflict, emergency response, health center, Healthcare, humanitarian crisis, intervention, Jenin, JeninJokersMC, MIDDLE EAST, Military, occupation, palestine, Palestinian, Refugees, security forces, Siege, united nations, UNRWA, violence

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Votes:	7257	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

come join our epic minecraft server where palestinian armed actors have taken over the UNRWA’s jenin health center!! battle it out with them in intense pvp matches and see if you can reclaim the center for yourself!! but watch out, they have some crazy weapons like exploding sheep and diamond swords that shoot lasers!! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and maybe even make some new friends along the way!! oh and did we mention there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure?? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for?? join now and let the madness begin!!

Crafty Commanders – Rule the Blocks

Abilities, Animal Behavior, Animals, Behavior, blocks, cognition, Commanders, comparison, Crafty, Human Behavior, human intelligence, intelligence testing, judgment, leadership, leadership qualities, obedience, obedience training, orders, Perception, rule, societal expectations, societal norms, societal values, Stereotypes

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8127	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where animals are the rulers and humans are the followers! 🐶🐱🐷

imagine a world where pigs ride on horses and chickens command armies of creepers! 🐷🐔💥

our server is like a zoo on steroids, with lions taming ocelots and wolves herding sheep! 🦁🐺🐑

if you think you have what it takes to be a loyal servant to our animal overlords, then join us now and prove your worth! 🐾👑

who needs humans when you can have a llama as your king? 🦙👑

join now and experience the wildest minecraft server you’ve ever seen! 🌟🎮

Knots & Blocks: PolyCraft Fun

blocks, chemistry, computational modeling, Fun, knots, Materials, modeling study, molecular dynamics, Polycraft, polymer behavior, polymer chains, polymer knots, polymer properties, polymer science, polymer structure, polymers, research, Science, scientific discovery, simulation, study, Technique, theoretical study

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got POLYMERS in KNOTS, bro! Like, who even does dat in Minecraft, amirite? U can be all like, “Yo, I’ma tie dis polymer in a knot and show it off to all my blocky friends!” Plus, rumor has it, if u tie enuff polymers in knots, u unlock a secret portal to a land of infinite diamonds and cake! Yea, u heard me right, CAKE! So come on down to our server and get ur knot-tying skills on, cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam!

Islands of Arcadia Worldbuilding

Adventure, alliances, Clans, Community, Cross-Play, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Lore, Magic, Medieval, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1678
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Ores Mined:	988
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Welcome to Arcadia Geopolitical Minecraft Server! Where Builders and Warriors Unite! Do you dream of building a cozy riverside cottage? Or leading a nation to dominate the globe? Arcadia offers the ultimate sandbox for creativity, strategy, and adventure: PLUG INS LISTED IN DISCORD Build Your Dream Fight for Glory Shape the World Crossplay Enabled! Join Arcadia today and leave your mark on an ever-evolving world! Server IP: 104.234.139.45:25578 Discord: https://discord.gg/mKevUJ843S Are you ready to build, fight, and rule? The world of Arcadia awaits you!

104.234.139.45:25578

Star Rail Honkai 1.21.3

1.21.3, Aglaea, Arlan, Character Banners, drip marketing, Erudition, Fugue, game awards, Harmony, herta, Honkai, Ice Remembrance, Jing Yuan, Light Cone Banners, Lightning Remembrance, myriad celestia, Qingque, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Remembrance Trailblazer, Resources, star, star rail, Sunday Calendar, Thread Template, Tingyun, Tools, Trailer

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	205
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3852	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new venture on the Eighth Dawn, but in blocky form! Imagine the epicness of “Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes” but in pixelated glory, bruh. The Game Awards Show on this server is gonna blow your mind with “The Worlds You’ve Never Been” – it’s like stepping into a whole new dimension, man. And don’t even get me started on the Fugue Trailer – “Wordless” but with creepers and zombies, dude. Plus, the Myriad Celestia Trailer is gonna make you feel like you’re floating on a cloud, but with a pickaxe in hand. Join now for a chance to snag some epic loot like The Herta, Aglaea, and Remembrance Trailblazer – it’s like Christmas came early, bro. And don’t forget to use those redeemable codes for extra goodies, like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Get on this server and start crafting your way to victory, my dude!

Corpo Craft – Small SMP Shenanigans

agency.., Allure, brand, Corpo, Craft, discussions, EIEN Extended, graduated talents, Identities, Idol, Kawaii, mascots, NEXAS, Oshi, phase connect, PixelLink, retired talents, Shenanigans, Shill, Small, small corpo, smp, Talents, VSMP, Vtubers

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have a whole community dedicated to discussing the talents and mascots of corpo™s!

Join us if you want to shill your small corpo oshi who needs some love and attention. We welcome former corpo talents too, just make sure to respect their other identities – we’re all about spreading positivity here!

Our server is filled with ex-vtubers, retired talents, and a whole bunch of other crazy characters that you won’t find anywhere else. From idol groups to kawaii mascots, we’ve got it all. And if you’re looking for small JP vtubers or indie talents, look no further – we’ve got a whole section dedicated to them!

So come join us on this wild ride of virtual madness and let’s create some epic memories together. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite vtuber in the process!

FamCraft: Mandatory Attendance!

anxiety, attendance, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, coping mechanisms, Cultural differences, emotional reactions, Expectations, FamCraft, family gatherings, family size, Frustration, holiday traditions, language barrier, Mandatory, Obligations, partner, relationship dynamics, small talk, social interactions, stress

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Void Armor Forged:	29
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Looking for an escape from your overwhelming family gatherings this holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual getaway where you can build, explore, and relax without the stress of real-life drama.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after spending hours with your partner’s massive family or dealing with language barriers and small talk. Escape to a world where you can be yourself without judgment or pressure.

And don’t worry about leaving early or skipping out on family events – on our server, you make the rules! Build your own virtual hotel, explore new worlds, and take a break from the chaos of the holidays.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave your real-life stress behind. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

BlockyBreakupsCraft

BlockyBreakupsCraft, Closure, Communication Issues, emotional baggage, failed relationship, forgiveness, healing journey, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, lessons learned, letting go, moving on, personal growth, red flags, resilience, Self Discovery, self reflection, self worth, starting over, toxic behavior, trust issues

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Love Letters Sent:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mines Excavated:	4341	Dragon Eggs Found:	9696
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Are you tired of failed relationships in the real world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to teach you the valuable lesson of commitment! Join us and build a virtual relationship with your blocky significant other that will never leave you for a creeper. Plus, our server has a special Love Potion plugin that guarantees you’ll never be heartbroken again. So come join us and find true love in the world of Minecraft!

MediterraneanMishap

cargo ship, crew members, emergency response, engine room, explosion, international waters, investigation, maritime accident, maritime disaster, maritime safety, Mediterranean, MediterraneanMishap, naval incident, rescue operation, Russian, Russian navy, salvage operation, shipping, Sinking, Tragedy, vessel sinking

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the sinking of a russian cargo ship in the mediterranean! experience the thrill of being on a sinking ship as you try to escape the explosion in the engine room! will you make it out alive or will you be fish food? join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, closest pass, Dec 24, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar discovery, solar distance, solar heat shield, solar mission, solar observation, solar radiation, solar research, solar study, solar system, solar technology, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

come join our minecraft server where we get so close to the sun that we make the parker solar probe look like a wimpy little spaceship! our players are so lit, they make the sun jealous of their brightness. we have epic quests where you have to battle fire-breathing creepers and mine diamonds from the sun’s core. trust us, you won’t find a server hotter than this one! so come on, join us and get ready to feel the heat!

peanuts

Automatic Economy, Automatic Enderdragon Respawn, Claim your Land, clan system, Economy, English, German, Items, new ores, peanuts, Player Shops, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

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Eternal Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, Complain, cute girls fawning over him, don’t want to date me, ETERNAL, hate females, male loser, never had a hug, Normalfags, not be a virgin, past 23 year old guys, pathetic losers, Quests, spend all their time online, sub-average looks, want to date chad, watching Chinese cartoons, zero personality

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	314
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2636	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness! Ever wanted to escape the reality of 23-year-old guys who never hugged a girl and spend all day hating on females? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect escape for losers who complain about not getting dates but secretly wish they were anime protagonists with harem of cute girls.

Come join us and let out all your frustrations by building a world where you are the king of virgins and where “normalfags” are banned! Embrace your inner loser and let’s create a community of pathetic losers together. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape reality and dive into a world where you can be the loser you were always meant to be!

Put On The Hat Minecraft SMP

accessories, accessory, CAP, clothing, fashion, HAT, head, head accessory, head clothing, head covering, head fashion, head outfit, head style, Headgear, Headwear, Minecraft, Outfit, Put, Put on the hat, smp, Style, trendy, wear

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined this server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly creatures who just wanted to give you hugs.

But that’s not all! On this server, every block you break turns into a delicious cake, every mob drop is a rare and valuable item, and every time you die, a rainbow unicorn comes to resurrect you with a magical potion that gives you superpowers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see the hat. Yes, that’s right, the hat. Once you put it on, you’ll gain the ability to fly, shoot lasers from your eyes, and summon a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around wherever you go.

So what are you waiting for? Put on the hat and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CousinElephantAITAH

AITAH, christmas party, Communication, cousin’s gift, CousinElephantAITAH, dirty Santa, family dynamics, family gathering, feeding the baby, Game Rules, gift exchange, gift giving, gift selection, holiday tradition, letting my cousin play white elephant, misunderstanding, resolving conflict, stealing gifts, unexpected reaction, wife upset, wife’s feelings

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6781
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring Christmas parties where the only excitement is playing white elephant or dirty Santa? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we take gift-giving to a whole new level!

Join our server and experience the thrill of virtual gift exchanges where you can steal, swap, and surprise your friends with outrageous presents. Forget about boring old gifts, on our server, you can give your friends a virtual unicorn or a diamond-encrusted pickaxe!

Just like in the real world, drama can unfold during the game. Imagine the chaos when your cousin “forgets” a gift and you have to decide whether to let them use one of yours. Will your spouse be upset that they didn’t get a chance to play? Will you make the right choice when it comes to stealing gifts?

So if you’re looking for a Christmas party experience like no other, join our Minecraft server and get ready for a gift-giving extravaganza that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your relationships. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

DecentralCraft: No-Profits Health Insure

#sustainability, Accountability, Blockchain, Challenges, collaboration, Community, cost effective, DecentralCraft, decentralised, Governance, health, Health Insurance, Healthcare, INCLUSIVE, innovation, insure, NoProfits, not for profit, Obstacles, regulations, Technology, thresholds, transparent rules, Trust

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7156
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Are you tired of dealing with greedy insurance companies who only care about profits? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the solution for you! Join us and help build a decentralised health insurance system that is not-for-profit and governed by transparent rules and thresholds.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be helping to revolutionize the healthcare industry in the virtual world, but you’ll also have the chance to battle giant mutant insurance agents who are hell-bent on keeping their profits high.

So come on down to our server and join the fight for affordable and fair healthcare for all! Plus, we have free diamond armor for all new members. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!