BlockyBlunders: ParentalPicks | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Runes Activated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Zombie Dances:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that embraces natural bodily functions and family involvement? Look no further! Join our server where dads are not afraid to hand out tampons and moms don’t shy away from period talk.

Imagine a world where parents are actively involved in their children’s lives, even when it comes to buying tampons. Our server is a safe space where kids can ask for what they need without judgment or shame.

So come on over and join the fun! Build a tampon dispenser in your virtual house, host a period party with your Minecraft friends, and show the world that dads can be just as involved in their daughters’ lives as moms. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a community that values openness, support, and tampons for all!

Gifts2Blocks Minecraft Server

books, child, christmas gifts, consideration, distant relative, donation, Excessive, Generosity, Gifts2Blocks, Grateful, low-income, Minecraft, overwhelmed, re-donating, RELATIVES, Rude, Server, thoughtful, toy drive, Toys, ungrateful, upper middle-class

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as that distant “relative” who showers kids with toys from a toy drive? Look no further! Join our server and receive an overwhelming amount of gifts and surprises that will leave you questioning if you really deserve them.

We don’t just stop at one or two gifts – oh no! We believe in excess and abundance, just like that “relative” who took 40 toys from a toy drive and distributed them like Santa on steroids. Who needs moderation when you can have it all, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out that those gifts were actually meant for kids in need. You never know what kind of crazy surprises await you around every pixelated corner.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the joy of receiving way more than you ever expected. Just make sure to pass on the love and share the wealth with others – we don’t want any ungrateful players hoarding all the virtual goodies!

CraftmasFamBam

christmas, Communication Issues, CraftmasFamBam, family celebration, family dynamics, first responder, guilt trip, holiday plans, holiday traditions, husband’s family, long drive, not going, passive aggressive, rotating shift, Schedule, social battery, spending time, stressful job, weather concerns, WIBTAH

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3205
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama during the holidays? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family of blocky characters who will never guilt trip you for working on Christmas!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of saving lives as a first responder. No more passive aggressive texts or guilt trips here – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

Plus, on our server, you can build a virtual replica of your husband’s family’s house and drive there in a fraction of the time it would take in real life. Who needs a 90-minute drive when you can teleport instantly?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your holiday stress behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, avoid awkward family gatherings with the click of a mouse. You won’t regret it!

BoomerMinerCraft

10. Life experiences, 11. Work perceptions, 12. Occupational shifts, 13. Industry changes, 14. Career disillusionment, 15. Personal growth, 16. Work life balance, 17. Job fulfillment, 18. Career choices, 19. Professional development, 2. Changing perspectives, 20. Job prestige., 3. Career evolution, 4. Impressionable professions, 5. Job disillusionment, 6. Growing older, 7. Professional expectations, 8. Career reflections, 9. Job satisfaction, Aging perceptions, BoomerMinerCraft

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	431566	Players Killed by Monsters:	2491
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of your boring day job that has become less impressive as you’ve gotten older? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can leave behind your mundane profession and become a professional block builder! No more sitting in boring meetings or dealing with annoying coworkers, just you and your trusty pickaxe creating epic structures in a virtual world.

Join our server and become the envy of all your friends as you build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or a castle made entirely of diamond blocks. Who needs a boring old office job when you can spend your days creating masterpieces in Minecraft?

So come on, leave behind the real world and join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of blocks you have in your inventory). Trust us, once you start building, you’ll never look back at your old profession again!

Peeing Champ Server

bathroom breaks, bathroom records, bathroom world record, bathroom world record holder, bathroom world records, bladder control, Champ, lifetime world record, nobody will ever know, pee breaks, Peeing, restroom visits, Server, urinary frequency, urinary habits, urinary health, urinary records, urinary system, urinary world record, urinary world record holder, world record holder

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

join our epic minecraft server and be part of the quest to uncover the mystery of the legendary peepee champion! rumour has it that this elusive player has peed over 9000 times in-game, leaving a trail of golden puddles wherever they go. will you be the one to dethrone them and claim the title of peepee king? or will you join forces with the peepee champion and create a pee empire that will go down in minecraft history? the choice is yours, but one thing is for sure: on this server, anything is possible, even becoming a pee legend. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your minecraft life!

TheAbyss

Adventure, command blocks, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to TheAbyss. This is a one of a kind Factions server based off olg gen spigot servers. Please have a good time and respect all staff members. If youd like to apply for staff please contact one of the following owners. OfficialScheck Experience

Play.TheAbyss.pro

MineSy Network

Adventure, building, Challenges, collaboration, Community, dedsafio, floating island, innovation, Minecraft, MineSy Network, OneBlock, Parkour, parkour courses, Precision, Private Experience, private servers, Resources, skill, Skyblock, strategy, Survival, Territory

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4689
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

MineSy Network is a Minecraft server designed to offer a unique and exciting experience for players of all levels. With a wide variety of its own modalities, MineSy Network stands out for its innovation and its commitment to community fun. Among the available modalities, you will find: Survival: Live a classic survival experience with a unique twist. Explore a vibrant world full of challenges, build your home and forge your adventure alongside other players. Parkour: Test your skill and precision with parkour courses specially designed to keep you on the edge. From simple challenges to extreme obstacles, prove you’re the best! Dedsafio: An exclusive MineSy Network modality where ingenuity, strategy and collaboration are key. Get ready to face unique tests that will keep you hooked. Skyblock: Start on a small floating island and build your empire in the sky. Collect resources, expand your territory and master this popular mod with the creative twists of MineSy Network. Private Servers: Are you looking to play with your friends in a personalized environment? MineSy Network offers private servers so you can create your own unique experience and play your way.

With an active community and a team dedicated to constant content development, MineSy Network is the ideal place to enjoy everything Minecraft has to offer, and much more!

play.minesy.net

Oh Yeah Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, Events, Experience, flashback, History, Incident, Land, looking back, Memories, memory lane, Nostalgia, occurrence, oh yeah, past events, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscing, Story, Tale, that happened, Throwback, yeah, yesteryears

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4069
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Farms Harvested:	625	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Hey, do you like Minecraft? Do you like weird and wacky adventures? Well, boy do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring crazy biomes and battling mythical creatures. Plus, you might just stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds! Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a giant zombie chicken. It’s a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most mind-bending Minecraft experience of your life!

Face App Minecraft SMP

aging app, app, Artificial Intelligence, beauty enhancement, digital makeover, face, face transformation, faceapp, facial recognition, FILTERS, image editing software, Minecraft, online editing tool, photo editing, photo editing app, photo effects, photo manipulation, photo retouching, selfie, smartphone app, smp, social media, viral app.

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, FaceApp, we have a special plugin that allows you to customize your character’s face with hilarious filters! Want to give your character a mustache or make them look like a baby? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so large that they have taken over an entire village! Join us on FaceApp and help either overthrow the Chicken King or join forces with them to rule over all of Minecraft!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes! So what are you waiting for? Join FaceApp today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there!

NoFunCraft Minecraft Server

arizona, brother, Commitment, Communication, complaining, Conversation, demoralizing, downhill walking, Fun, gravity, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Minecraft, nature hikes, NoFunCraft, opinion, passenger princess, satisfaction, Server, uphill walking, vacation, walking uphill

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2375	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	422	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where honesty is the best policy! If you’re tired of pretending to have fun on other servers, then this is the place for you. Just like the time I was on a nature hike with my brother in Arizona, I didn’t sugarcoat my feelings about walking uphill. And just like how I told my brother I wasn’t having fun, I’ll tell you straight up if I’m not enjoying myself here.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of fun to be had on our server! We have epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and experience the most honest and hilarious Minecraft server around. Who needs fake fun when you can have real laughs?

TireDramaCraft

adhd, anxiety, bills, christmas gifts, Dates.., down payment, driving permit, financial reasons, flat tire, gas, groceries, half cost, Hanukkah gift, living together, lyft, money spoken for, new tire, online dating, Overtime, owed money, Rent, TireDramaCraft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join now for a chance to witness the epic battle between a dad (66/m) and his daughter (34/f) as they navigate the treacherous waters of flat tires, online dating, and financial woes. Will the daughter break first and take a Lyft to work, or will the dad triumph in this game of financial chicken? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of paying half the rent, phone bills, cable/internet bills, garbage bills, groceries, gas, and even Hanukkah gifts for your dad, all while trying to save up for a new vehicle. And don’t forget about the $100 the dad owes you for all those dates! It’s like a real-life simulation, but in Minecraft form!

So come join us on this wild ride of family dynamics, financial struggles, and passive-aggressive behavior. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now! 🎮🤪

Age of Blocks

age, age calculation, aging, annual event, birth year, birthdate, Birthday, blocks, Calendar, celebration, countdown, December 31st, milestone, new year’s eve, significant date, special day, Time, time passage, timekeeping, unique fact, Year End

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	695
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a time machine that lets you go back to december 31st so you can know everyone’s age from that year. it’s like a weird superpower but in minecraft form.

we also have a secret underground lair filled with talking cows that give you quests to find the rarest diamonds in the game. but watch out, they have a secret agenda to take over the server with their cow army.

if that’s not enough, we have a giant floating island made entirely of cake that regenerates every time you take a bite. but be careful, the cake is alive and it doesn’t like being eaten.

so come join us for a wild ride of time travel, talking cows, and living cake. you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Friendly, husk, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Server, Shop, Skyblock, Survival, Survivalgames, Vanilla, Without

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

2t.vanilla-box.ru

Festive Craft Realm 1.21

American society, American tradition., Christmas celebration, Christmas message, controversial remark, Craft, cultural debate, Festive, festive greetings, holiday season, holiday spirit, ivanka trump, Merry Christmas, political agenda, political statement, public figure, Realm, religious beliefs, religious freedom, social media post, traditional values, trump, twitter

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Towns Built:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Yo, bro, forget about Trump and Christmas, come join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of chaos and fun!

We got creepers wearing Santa hats blowing up snowmen, and villagers singing Christmas carols while trading with you.

You’ll feel like you’re in a winter wonderland on steroids, with polar bears riding minecarts and polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own gingerbread house and fight off zombie elves trying to steal your presents.

Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Festive Manga SMP

christmas, Christmas books, Christmas spirit, Christmas stories, Christmas tradition, Festive, festive manga, holiday cheer, holiday manga, holiday reading, holiday season, holiday tradition, Manga, manga binge, Manga fandom, manga lovers, manga recommendations, seasonal manga, seasonal reading, smp, winter manga, winter reading

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a Christmas manga come to life! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by festive decorations, jolly players dressed as elves, and even Santa himself flying around on a sleigh pulled by creepers (they’re on their best behavior, we promise). Join us for a holly jolly time filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few snowball fights with the mods. So why wait? Come join our Christmas manga-inspired server and make this holiday season one to remember!

SisGrief Minecraft Server

CAR, christmas break, college student, emotional turmoil, family, first generation, Ford Escape, Future, high school, internal pain, Job, MIL, Minecraft, Narcissistic, Poor, Presents, Respect, Server, SisGrief, sister, spoiled, Transportation, unworthy

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with crazy family drama like a soap opera on steroids? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from the real world where you won’t have to worry about your sister stealing your car or telling you she wishes you were dead.

On our server, you can build your dream car out of blocks and drive it around without fear of it getting wrecked by a reckless sibling. Plus, you can give virtual presents to your online friends without any drama or tears.

So, leave the family drama behind and join our server for a fun and relaxing time. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join now and say goodbye to bad grammar and hello to LOLs!