Hubris SMP

24/7, Admin-led events, builder’s paradise, building, Community, Creative, Discord, Events, Hubris, Join the vetting server, Limited Spaces Available, microphone, passionate, Roleplay, smp, storytelling, Stream Friendly, Streamer-friendly rules, supportive environment, Vetting Process, Whitelist

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1445
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	945	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

🌍 Hubris SMP Recruitment 🌍

We’re thrilled to announce that Hubris SMP is officially live! With 16 members now on board, we’re still looking for a few more creative and passionate players to complete our vibrant community. Don’t miss your chance to join us in this unique adventure!

Server Details
Base Modpack: Builder’s Paradise 2 with ~30 custom mods to unleash ultimate creativity.
Dedicated Server: Running 24/7 for seamless and reliable gameplay.
Focus: Building, storytelling, and collaborative decision-making.
Roleplay & Events: Freedom to pitch ideas, create roles, and join or lead engaging community-driven events.
Unique Gameplay: Custom mods and admin-led surprises ensure a dynamic and ever-evolving experience.

Requirements:

Microphone required: For proximity and voice chat features.
Stream-friendly: Some members are streaming, and you may appear in their broadcasts.
Vetting Process: Join our vetting server to help us foster a positive and welcoming community.

Why Join Hubris SMP?

A supportive environment for builders and storytellers.
Collaborative gameplay where your ideas and creativity shape the experience.
Admin-led events to enhance the SMP’s story and create unforgettable moments.
Streamer-friendly rules to ensure smooth interaction, whether on or off-camera.

Limited Spaces Available! With our community already growing, only a few spots remain. Don’t miss out on this exciting opportunity to be part of Hubris SMP!

Join the vetting server here: https://discord.gg/NXSVkK8VdW Be part of something incredible—sign up today!

Niji Trio Harmony 1.20.3

1.20.3, Analysis, critique, Disappointment, en singers, Entertainment, Failure, Flop, Harmony, Japanese idols, Livestream, Music (Industry), music collaboration, niji, Nijisanji, online concert, orisong, Performance, Release, talent, Trio, virtual entertainment, virtual singers, vocalists

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Bro, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the 3 best Nijisanji EN singers release an orisong together and it’s a total disaster? Like, imagine the chaos and hilarity of that happening in a virtual blocky world! Join now to witness the epic fails and epic wins that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3142
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5588
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Farms Harvested:	400

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Votes:	2042
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7317
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	310557	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ores Mined:	2955	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Crops Grown:	9102
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dragons Tamed:	6

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	507741
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	9830
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4515
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	7

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8124
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	272

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6505
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Potions Brewed:	61
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Runes Activated:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

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