LOL, ok so like, this server is like the craziest place ever, you gotta join cuz it’s like a party in your computer! we got unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire, it’s lit af. and like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously, you’ll be so bored without us. plus, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, it’s like the hottest spot in town. so come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ores Mined: 4864 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Emeralds Found: 6567 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10
Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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