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🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magic Items Found:	5019	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

She Is In! Minecraft Server

achievement, affirmation, breaking barriers, celebration, Confidence, determination, empowerment, encouragement, Enthusiasm, EXCITEMENT, female empowerment, Girl Power, Minecraft, motivation, positive vibes, Server, shattering glass ceilings, SHE IS IN, Strong Women, success, Support, women in leadership

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find! Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and emeralds for eternity. So, are you ready to embark on this epic quest and become the next Minecraft millionaire?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever see. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored sheep, you will never run out of surprises on our server. And don’t even get me started on the magical potions that can turn you into a superhero for a day!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this wacky and wonderful world where anything is possible. SHE IS IN, are you?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	214282	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Farms Harvested:	337

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Incel Kino Minecraft SMP

alienation, Cinema, cult classics, dark humor, films, incel, incel community, incel culture, Kino, Loneliness, Lonely Men, mandatory incel Kinos, Minecraft, misunderstood, misunderstood characters, movies, must watch, outcast movies, outsider perspective, recommended, smp, social outcasts, societal rejection, tragic comedy

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is filled with mandatory incel Kinos that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time.

Join us for epic battles against the dreaded Ender Dragon, where the only way to defeat it is by reciting lines from your favorite incel movie. Or how about a thrilling game of capture the flag, where the flag is actually just a fedora that you have to wear while running around the map?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Incel Olympics, where players compete in events such as the Neckbeard Dash, the Fedora Toss, and the Waifu Pillow Fight. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Nice Guy, who roams the server looking for m’ladies to rescue.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of irony – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Potions Brewed:	73
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BFsPassingSecrets

abandonment, arrangements, BFsPassingSecrets, Cancer, caregiving, Communication, cremation, end of life, exhaustion, family, Funeral, Grief, HEARTBREAK, hospice, in-laws, love, relationships, Resentment, Support, terminal illness, Wishes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you forget all about real-life drama like this heartbreaking story! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous shenanigans.

Reasons to join our server: 1. Escape the drama of real life – no in-laws or family drama here, just pure Minecraft madness! 2. Build your own world and create your own story – no need to deal with other people’s drama when you can create your own epic tale! 3. Make new friends who will always have your back – unlike those family members who abandoned their loved one in a time of need, our Minecraft community is always there for each other. 4. Explore new worlds and conquer challenges – forget about planning funerals, on our server, the only thing you need to plan is your next epic build! 5. Join us for a laugh and a good time – because life is too short to deal with real-life drama when you can be building castles and fighting zombies with us!

So come on in and join the fun – leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in the crazy, hilarious world of our Minecraft server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RegretfulRookie in Minecraft SMP

acceptance, communication skills, Coping skills, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Empathy, financial literacy, forgiveness, goal-setting, Gratitude, healthy boundaries, letting go, life lessons, mindfulness, Minecraft, patience, personal growth, RegretfulRookie, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, Time management

Are you tired of learning life lessons the hard way? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and learn valuable life lessons like never digging straight down (unless you want to meet a fiery death in a pool of lava) and always carrying a bucket of water with you (because you never know when you’ll need to put out a sudden fire).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will teach you the true meaning of friendship and bacon. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a mischievous group of creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start learning life lessons the fun and absurd way!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	37	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftySocietyOops

biggest mistake, CraftySocietyOops, current events, Global Issues, MISTAKES, social problems, societal blunders, societal challenges, societal concerns, societal dilemmas, societal errors, societal failures, societal faults, societal issues, societal misconceptions, societal missteps, societal mistakes, societal misunderstandings, societal trends, society

Join our Minecraft server and escape the biggest mistake society is making right now – not playing enough Minecraft! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually just misunderstood pets.

Forget about real life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle or finding the rarest loot. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to an alternate universe where everyone has superpowers and the only currency is emeralds.

So come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and enchanted diamond armor. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Crops Grown:	2960	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CruiseMissileCraft Server

apartment, Conflict, cruise missile, CruiseMissileCraft, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah activity, idf, IDF operation, intelligence, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, national security, Operation, Planning, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Terrorism, threat

so, like, this server is so lit, even IDF be talkin’ bout it! apparently, Hezbollah was gonna shoot a cruise missile from an apartment in Lebanon, but they got distracted by how awesome our server is. like, imagine being so cool that even terrorists wanna join your Minecraft world! come join us and be part of the action, who knows what crazy stuff will happen next! #minecraftgoals #terroristapproved

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	135558
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MirageCraft – GripenEuroFighter

Air Force, arms deals, defence minister, defense acquisitions, defense capabilities, Defense Contracts, defense industry, defense news, defense procurement, Defense updates, eurofighter, fighter jets, Gripen, GripenEuroFighter, Military Aircraft, military modernization, military technology, Mirage fighter, miragecraft, negotiations, Ukraine, Ukrainian military

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is negotiating for some sick fighter jets like mirage, gripen, and eurofighter. imagine flying around in a mirage fighter shooting creepers and zombies from the sky, epic right? plus, our server has the craziest pvp battles where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. join now and be part of the action, ukraine style!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	80	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Serotonin Space Quests

anticipation, behavioral science, brain chemistry, brain function, cues, desirable rewards, dopamine, mental health, mood regulation, motivation, neurology, neuroscience, neurotransmitters, Pleasure, Psychology, Quests, research, Rewards, scientific study, serotonin, Space, subjective value

so like, you know how when you play minecraft and you find, like, diamonds and stuff and you get all excited and happy? well, our server is like that but on steroids, man. when you join our server, your brain will be flooded with so much serotonin, you’ll feel like you just won the lottery while riding a unicorn made of rainbows.

our rewards are so epic, your serotonin levels will be off the charts. we’re talking about rewards that will make you question reality itself. and the best part is, just thinking about these rewards will make your brain release even more serotonin. it’s like a never-ending cycle of happiness and joy.

so come join our server and experience the ultimate serotonin rush of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it. just remember to bring a helmet, because your mind will be blown.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Elden Ring Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, challenging bosses, dark fantasy, Elden, elden ring, Exploration, FANTASY, FromSoftware, Gaming Community, George R.R. Martin, highly anticipated, horseback combat, immersive gameplay, lore-rich, Minecraft, mythical creatures, next gen, open world, Ring, RPG, Server, Soulsborne, upcoming release, video game

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Elden Ring for a wild ride filled with dragons, unicorns, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal that led them to a land filled with talking cows and flying pigs. They were greeted by a dancing llama who offered them enchanted diamond armor in exchange for their best dance moves. Needless to say, they partied all night long and became the legends of Elden Ring.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Ninja Clan, a group of fearless warriors who protect the land from evil mobs using nothing but their trusty feather swords and ninja skills. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon and claim the ultimate prize – a golden toilet made of pure emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join Elden Ring today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Golden Time TADA BANRI Minecraft SMP

Amnesia, Anime, Banri, Character development, college life, comedy, Drama, friendship, Golden, golden time, Heartwarming, japanese animation, long term memory, love, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past, relationships, romance, slice of life, smp, Supernatural, Tada, TADA BANRI, Time

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every player is required to have watched the anime Golden Time and have a deep understanding of TADA BANRI’s struggles. Why, you ask? Because in this server, we believe that only those who have experienced the emotional rollercoaster of Golden Time can truly appreciate the chaos and drama that unfolds in our world.

Join us as we reenact scenes from the show, build replicas of the iconic locations, and engage in intense debates about which character is the best waifu. But beware, just like in Golden Time, there are plenty of plot twists and unexpected turns waiting for you around every corner.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world where love triangles, amnesia, and ghostly apparitions are the norm, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door, because once you enter, there’s no telling what kind of craziness you’ll encounter.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	317
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SisterSnubbedMC

advice, Boundaries, Cancer, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, DISRESPECTFUL, Ego, emotions, Empathy, family, Funeral, Grief, husband, mourning, relationships, sacrifice, self-centered, sister, SisterSnubbedMC, Support

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds!

Join us and escape the real world, where you won’t have to worry about egotistical in-laws hijacking funerals. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to relax and have a good time without the family drama.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some family members who just don’t understand. So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind for a while. Who knows, you might even find some virtual diamonds to make up for the ones you lost in real life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2728	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

UnxpctdLifeEvnts – Minecraft SMP

best, blessings in disguise, curveball, fate, life changing moments, life events, Minecraft, plot twist, rollercoaster of emotions, serendipity, silver lining, smp, Surprising, Twist of fate, twists and turns, unexpected, unexpected blessings, unexpected challenges, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen circumstances, Unpredictable, UnxpctdLifeEvnts, WORST

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the unexpected is the norm? Look no further than our server, where every day is a rollercoaster of ridiculousness and mayhem!

Join us and experience the thrill of being randomly teleported to a new dimension filled with dancing chickens and exploding creepers. Witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but carrots and rubber chickens. And don’t forget about the time a player accidentally turned themselves into a block of cheese and had to be rescued by a team of brave adventurers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, come join us! Who knows, you might just have the best/worst experience of your life in the most unexpected way.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1221
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211	Villages Defended:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BlockheadZAnonymous

Baffling, bewildering actions, bizarre habits, BlockheadZAnonymous, common behavior, confusion, cultural norms, Human Behavior, odd behaviors, perplexing, perplexing actions, Psychology, puzzling, quirky tendencies, social norms, societal expectations, societal quirks, strange habits, strange traditions, unusual conduct, weird customs

Have you ever seen someone try to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday afternoon activity! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like building upside-down houses, hosting llama fashion shows, and challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the chance to join our wacky community and experience the most absurd Minecraft server out there!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Leboomin’Craft: Israel’s Revenge

airstrikes, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, evacuation efforts., evacuation warnings, foreign policy, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, Israels, lebanon, LeboominCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Political unrest, RETALIATION, Revenge, SECURITY, strikes, Tensions, violence, War

lolz come join our minecraft server where we launch fresh strikes in lebanon after giving evacuation warnings!! 😂🚀🚨

why join? well, where else can you experience the thrill of dodging missiles while building your dream castle in minecraft?! 🏰💣

our server is so lit, even the creepers are scared to blow up your creations because they know we mean business! 💥🙅‍♂️

plus, our community is so tight-knit, we have secret underground bunkers where we hide from the mods when they try to ban us for our shenanigans! 🕳️🤫

so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and mayhem on our server today! just watch out for those pesky evacs, they’re a real buzzkill. 😜🚁🔥

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Zombie Dances:	3