Blocky Stream Dream Team | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance him, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through the Nether and back. Hang on tight because you never know what kind of crazy mobs you’ll encounter along the way!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Farms Harvested:	849
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocky Banter Buddies

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Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored zombies!

Our server is so lit, we have an AI TTS generator that turns your ideas into glowing audio memes! Imagine having Frank Herbert himself reading a Dune audiobook just for you! And don’t worry, we’re working on getting a currymunching audio model for all your pajeet meme needs.

So come on over and join the madness! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server? Plus, we promise to read the whole thread in the europoor morning! Don’t miss out, join now! 🌈🐑💥

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Star Shards Collected:	253	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyShipmates – All Aboard the Azur Lane Express!

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the ongoing Abyssal Refrain light rerun where you can battle Cookie for Mew and Little Cheshire in a epic showdown. But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the Rodney META Vampire META Cruise Mission where you can also unlock the Inazuma maid skin with the Cruise Pass – because who doesn’t want to sail the high seas in style?

And if that’s not enough madness for you, we have the Muse Event livestream coming up where you can witness some truly mind-blowing performances. Plus, don’t miss U-410’s Special Training event and the Chapayev ASMR experience – it’s like nothing you’ve ever heard before!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the Sakura Empire event where you can earn Augment Modules for Comet and Chapayev. And don’t forget to check out the Joffre Memory – it’s a memory you won’t soon forget!

Oh, and a friendly reminder: make sure to bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates. And just so you know, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – we’re too busy having fun in-game to worry about that!

For all your burning questions, check out our FAQ before asking. And if you need resources, we’ve got you covered with ship tier lists, equipment guides, fleet builders, PvP guides, and so much more. We’ve even got EN and CN tierlists for your viewing pleasure.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wiki, explore the story summary and lore, and join our guild spreadsheet for even more chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it – just ask the 474076654 players who came before you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crops Grown:	2686
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Emeralds Found:	6138	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Egirl Escape: A Minecraft Server to Distract You!

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about a player who couldn’t stop thinking about an egirl they met on our server…

One day, this player stumbled upon a mysterious egirl who had the power to make anyone fall in love with her pixelated charm. They couldn’t stop thinking about her, even when they logged off the server. So, they decided to join our server again and again, hoping to catch another glimpse of this enchanting egirl.

But little did they know, our server is filled with unpredictable events, crazy mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you forget all about that egirl! From battling giant chickens to riding pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So, if you want to escape the clutches of an egirl and dive into a world of pure madness and laughter, then join our server today! Who knows, you might even find a new egirl to obsess over…or maybe just a bunch of derpy llamas to hang out with.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Blocky Binge: Where Minecraft and Interracial Porn Collide

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you will always be addicted to building and exploring! But wait, there’s more – you will also be addicted to interracial porn. Yes, you heard that right. And the truth is, you fucking love it.

Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and colorful relationships with our diverse community. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziest and most exhilarating server out there.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build and explore together in a world where anything is possible – even your love for interracial porn!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	54
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyNorsemen

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Welcome to our ᚹᛁᚲᛁᚾᚷ-utgave.forrige Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination!

Join us for epic battles with enderdragons riding on pigs, and build your own diamond castle guarded by creeper bodyguards.

Explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of enchanted obsidian, and uncover hidden treasures guarded by zombie pirates.

But beware, for the server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to dance-offs and parkour races for the chance to win enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Check out this video for a sneak peek: Click Here!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Baubau’s Wacky World – Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

– Have you ever seen a Creeper breakdance? Well, on this server, they do! It’s like a rave in the Nether every night. – Our PvP battles are so intense, even Herobrine himself is taking notes on our skills. – Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? No problem! We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at. – The villagers on our server are so friendly, they’ll trade you enchanted gear for a mere emerald. It’s like having your own personal shopping mall. – And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base filled with treasure. Rumor has it, Notch himself hid the best loot down there.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it! And remember, always watch out for those sneaky Endermen. They love to photobomb your screenshots. 😂🔥🎮

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Minecrafty Fantasy Fun

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than the creepers is the chat! Join us for hilarious debates on whether diamonds or emeralds are the superior gemstone.

Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to witness the chaos.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual sheep racing competition. That’s right, we breed the fastest sheep in all of Minecraft and let them loose for a race like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see why everyone is talking about the great debate Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Meteorites Collected:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyCraft: Where even Hamas can’t break our blocks!

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Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server where we uncover the most outrageous conspiracies in the gaming world! Join us and unravel the mystery of why Hamas is actually a tool created by Israel to destroy Palestinians. But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft and discover why Hezbollah and Iran are keeping this juicy secret to themselves. Will you be the one to expose the truth and save the virtual world from these scandalous schemes? Join now for a chance to unleash your inner detective and uncover the craziest conspiracy theories in Minecraft history!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyShipmates – Minecraft Server for Anime Admirals!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join now for a chance to win a Cookie for Mew event! That’s right, Mew wants a cookie and only you can help! But wait, there’s more! How about a Vampire META mission on a cruise ship with an Inazuma maid skin as a reward? It’s like Twilight meets Maid in Manhattan, but in Minecraft!

And don’t miss out on the Spider Lily’s Redolance event where you can train with U-410 and get Augment Modules for Comet & Chapayev. It’s like a boot camp, but with cute anime girls!

But wait, there’s even more! Coming up, we have a Muse Event livestream and a Chapayev ASMR session. Get ready to relax and vibe with your favorite Azur Lane characters.

Just a friendly reminder, make sure to bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates. And remember, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord because we’re too cool for that.

Check out our FAQ before asking questions, and don’t forget to browse through our Ship Tier List and Equipment Guide. We’ve got all the resources you need to dominate in Minecraft Azur Lane!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and dive into a world of adventure, mystery, and cute anime girls! Don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Blocky Therapy

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams can come true! Are you tired of feeling down and out in the real world? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a journey filled with adventure, excitement, and most importantly, fun! Build your own virtual world where you can be the hero you’ve always wanted to be.

Forget about your worries and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs friends in real life when you can make lifelong friendships with fellow gamers on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to those negative thoughts and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our AMAZING Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best virtual life today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Comfy Chaos

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of fluffy kittens who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. They will purr you to safety!

2. We have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and chocolate bars. Yes, you read that right – CHOCOLATE BARS!

3. Our server is home to a rare breed of unicorn pigs that will grant you three wishes if you can catch them. Just be careful, they love to play pranks!

4. We host weekly disco parties in the Nether where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Don’t forget to bring your best dance moves and a fire resistance potion!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and post images that make you feel comfy and safe :3. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyBiz: Where /int/ meets /biz/ for epic Minecraft adventures!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that on this server, creepers have been known to break out into dance parties instead of exploding! Can you imagine the sight of a bunch of green, pixelated creatures busting a move? It’s a sight to behold, my friend.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. If you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of it prancing through the nether!

And let’s not forget about our exclusive Enchanted Pickaxe that has the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Say goodbye to tedious mining sessions and hello to instant riches!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs email registration when you have dancing creepers and diamond unicorns, am I right?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5438	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HoloCraft: Where Pixels Come to Party!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – ￠holo Reve! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined ￠holo Reve and instantly found themselves surrounded by a herd of dancing llamas. These llamas were no ordinary llamas – they were wearing top hats and doing the Macarena! And that’s not even the craziest part…

As this player ventured further into the server, they stumbled upon a secret disco party hidden deep underground. The party was hosted by none other than a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to dance the night away. And guess what? They were serving enchanted golden apples as snacks!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to find the legendary diamond chicken on this server, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Yes, you heard that right – THREE wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join ￠holo Reve now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Towns Built:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Players Killed by Monsters:	4743
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Dragons Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Blocky Battle Royale: When Steve Takes Gaming Too Seriously

#gamer, battle, blocky, competitive, competitive play, Competitive Scene, esports, follows, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, internet culture, meme, Meta, meta analysis, meta gaming, mfw, online gaming, reaction, Royale.., steve, strategy, TAKES, trends

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just follows the “competitive” meta like a sheep? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server for the most epic and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. We have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, dragons that can do the floss dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes instead of exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Disco Cave where all the mobs bust a move to the latest tunes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Don’t be a boring meta follower, be a trendsetter in our wacky and wild world. See you there, adventurer! 😜

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have God as our admin! Yes, you heard that right, the Almighty is running this server and he’s ready to intervene in all your Minecraft adventures.

For the past 200,000 years, God has been sitting back and watching humanity go through all sorts of chaos. But now, he’s decided to step in and create the most epic Minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

Join us for insane battles, hilarious quests, and divine intervention like you’ve never experienced before. Who needs to wait for the Second Coming when you can play on our server and have God himself watching over you?

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to play on a Minecraft server like no other. Join us now and let’s see what kind of miracles God has in store for you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.