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Hanamy Network

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Void Gems Collected:	34
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

We Welcome You To Our Minecraft Crossplay Network!

Play with friends from any platform and live an unforgettable experience:

– Survival Custom – Survival Earth – Survival Fantasy – Practice PvP

Join the Adventure and Discover Servers Full of Fun and Challenges!

play.hanamy.net

Your Crafts

christmas, Christmas celebration, Christmas cheer, Christmas joy, christmas lights, Christmas magic, Christmas memories, christmas server, Christmas spirit, cozy hub, Crafts, decorated hub, Festive, holiday, holiday memories, holiday season, holiday server, holiday shopping, holiday vibe, smp, winter wonderland

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Welcome to YourCrafts
A [Survival] [SMP] server designed for casual players who long for a nostalgic, close-knit Minecraft experience, now wrapped in holiday cheer!

Key Features
🎅 mcMMO: Level up your skills and unlock festive abilities.
🎄 Lands: Protect your winter wonderland builds with ease.
💰 Gold Standard Economy: Enjoy a balanced, player-driven economy—perfect for holiday shopping!
🛒 ChestShop: Set up your shop and trade gifts with other players.
🔒 LWC: Secure your chests and doors—no Grinches allowed!
⛔ Anti-Cheat: A fair and festive space for all.
🔊 Proximity Voice Chat (Optional): Share laughs and carols with friends nearby.
🌟 Spawn Hub: Begin your journey in a cozy, decorated hub with resources and shops.

Community First
At YourCrafts, the spirit of togetherness shines brighter than ever during the holidays. We’re more than just a server; we’re a family where everyone’s name is known.
We also believe in preserving the joy you create. That’s why we promise never to reset the world. Your festive builds and winter memories will always be there, ready for your return. The only thing you need to maintain is your land—and that’s it!

Join Us for the Holidays!
Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or rediscovering the game this season, we’d love to have you. Let’s celebrate the magic of the holidays together and create memories that sparkle like Christmas lights.
🎁 Server IP: mc.yourcrafts.us
🎄 Discord: https://discord.gg/7XucwmCYZn

FAQs:

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the server IP: mc.yourcrafts.us to connect.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, we have a Discord server. You can join using the following link: https://discord.gg/7XucwmCYZn

Q: Can I protect my builds on the server?

A: Yes, you can protect your builds using the Lands feature on the server.

Q: Are there any special holiday events on the server?

A: We often host special holiday events and activities on the server. Keep an eye on announcements in-game or on Discord for updates.

Q: Is the server economy player-driven?

A: Yes, we have a balanced, player-driven economy that is perfect for holiday shopping and trading.

Crystal Void Realms 1.21

adult content, anal sex, boyhole, crystal, explicit content, Gallons, Intimacy, LGBTQ, Realms, sexual activity, sexual behavior, sexual boundaries, sexual consent, sexual exploration, sexual fluids, sexual health, sexual hygiene, sexual partners, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, taboo topic, Void, white cum

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1034
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
New Chunks Explored:	466666	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4175	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Join our Minecraft server and find out how many gallons of white cum have been inside his boyhole!

Explore our world filled with mystery, adventure, and questionable anatomy questions!

Build your own fortress to protect yourself from the inevitable boyhole cum invasion!

Join now and experience the weirdest and wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

But beware, once you enter, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Jump Minecraft SMP Weekly

2025, Anime, January 4, Japanese comics, jump, Manga, Manga community, Manga culture, Manga fans, manga industry, manga magazine, Manga News, manga publication, manga readers, manga release date, manga series, manga updates, Minecraft, Next issue, shonen jump, Shonen Jump issue, smp, upcoming release, WEEKLY, weekly shonen jump

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Votes:	5912	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Crops Grown:	5455	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour on the hour.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking cows who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is find their secret hideout and perform a synchronized dance with them to gain access to their treasure trove.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where the mobs drop enchanted disco balls instead of loot. It’s a wild night of dancing, music, and sparkly explosions that you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you in the game, and remember, the next issue is coming January 4, 2025!

WickedUncleMC

Abilities, adhd, AGES, AITAH, concerns, down syndrome, DREAD, flying monkeys, generous offer, gift, handle, insisting, Kids, mean well, navigating, Needs, NEGATIVE, Nightmare, paying customers, perfect world, politely decline, refusing, runtime, sensory needs, severe autism, standing firm, trial and error, uncle, Wicked tickets, WickedUncleMC

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family outing to see Wicked with three wild children? Look no further! Our server is filled with more surprises and twists than trying to navigate a theater with a 10-year-old with Down syndrome, an 8-year-old with severe autism, and a 4-year-old with ADHD.

Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you questioning your sanity just like this poor parent trying to decline a generous gift. Who needs flying monkeys when you have creepers and zombies to deal with?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and see if you can survive the madness!

BlazeCraft Christmas Minecraft Server

anger, BlazeCraft, christmas, christmas tree, Community, Conflict, current events, damascus, demonstration, holiday, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Outrage, Politics, protest, public outcry, religious intolerance, Server, Set Ablaze, social unrest, solidarity, Syria, violence

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	398
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

come join our minecraft server where we set christmas trees on fire for fun! we have hundreds of players protesting in damascus because they love our fiery antics. join us for a lit time and watch the world burn (not literally, it’s just a game, chill out) come see why our server is the hottest place to be (literally, we love fire). so grab your flint and steel and join the chaos today!

JewHuntersPrisonCraft

Amsterdam, Amsterdam crime, Amsterdam news, anti-semitism, court ruling, crime, criminal behavior, discrimination, Dutch court, European court, European law, hate crime, Jew hunt, JewHuntersPrisonCraft, Justice, Legal System, Netherlands, Prison, punishment, racial profiling, sentences

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5609
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

come join dis server, it’s so lit even the dutch court be talkin bout it! we got crazy adventures like hunting for jews in amsterdam (jk pls dont do dat) but we do have a prison where u can serve 6 months for not joining our server. come play with us and avoid the law, it’s a wild ride y’all!

Pitfalls & Perils: FDA-Approved Cancer Tests

Cancer, cancer predisposition, cancer screening, FDA-approved, fdaapproved, genetic counseling, genetic counseling services, genetic disorders, genetic mutations, genetic predisposition, genetic testing, genetic variants, germ-line, healthcare regulations, hereditary cancer, Perils, personalized medicine, Pitfalls, risk assessment, tests

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got pitfalls and perils that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! And get this, we even have FDA-approved germ-line cancer predisposition tests! Why, you ask? Because we like to live life on the edge, baby!

Join our server if you want to test your survival skills against the most insane challenges imaginable. We’ve got dungeons filled with mutant zombies, lava pits that will make you sweat like a pig, and secret treasure chests that only the bravest players can find.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of skeleton archers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of pitfalls and perils like never before. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!

EarthCorp

alliances, Conflict, Corporate dystopia, Discord, EarthCorp, Economy, Geopolitical, influence, Invite event, Leaderboards, Lore, mini Bosses, Perks, power struggles, Quests, Resources, Rewards, Roleplay, Territories, Treaties, War

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Farms Harvested:	928	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Divine Spears Created:	26	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

EarthCorp – 1.21.1
IP: play.earthcorp.co
Site: earthcorp.co
Map: map.earthcorp.co

EarthCorp is a Geopolitical Simulator on a 1:300 Map of the Earth with a custom economy system, plenty of custom items and plugins, an active player base with responsive admins who fix issues and listen to the community.

There’s always plenty of places to explore and found your own town and nation, but if starting solo isn’t your style, you can play with friends or join a friendly community that will help you in your journey. But be prepared to face other players who have different plans and goals than you.

We are currently in a one week grace period from the start of the server, so you aren’t starting behind at all. We have an RTP portal in our spawn as well as a bunch of custom items and custom menus for you to interact with. We are completely non pay to win, and all our ranks are fair for their cost. If you have an issue, let us know and we’ll work it out.

The server’s Geo Political simulation allows players to simulate conflict and power struggles as they compete for control over territories, resources, and influence. You’ll need to build alliances, form treaties, and wage war to achieve your objectives. The world is your playground, but pick your fights carefully.

And for those who love immersing themselves in in-depth lore, we have something for you too. Our server offers a fascinating corporate dystopia storyline that will take you on an unforgettable journey. Running on a quest based narrative with mini bosses being brought around the world, you’ll explore the depths of a world ruled by corporations, where the fate of the world is in your hands.

We have daily quests and only free crates with real rewards, as well as plenty of custom perks you can add to your playing experience.

We are also running an invite event, so if you can top our leaderboards you get top rank permanently, and the next 9 get in-game rewards too.

Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay to win?	No, the server is completely non pay to win. All our ranks are fair for their cost.
How big is the map?	The map is on a 1:300 scale of the Earth.
Can I play solo or do I need to join a town or nation?	You can play solo or join a town or nation as you prefer.
Are there custom items and plugins?	Yes, there are plenty of custom items and plugins on the server.
What is the invite event?	The invite event rewards the top players on the leaderboards with permanent top rank and in-game rewards for the next 9 players.

Chuddie’s Grim Reality 1.20.2

1.20.2, bleak outlook, children, christmas, chuddies, difficult times, disadvantaged, economic challenges, grim, grim reality, Hardship, harsh reality, holiday season, holiday struggles, less fortunate, little chuddies, POVERTY, Reality, reality check, sad truth, sobering realization, Struggle, tough circumstances, underprivileged

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Dimension Hops:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	456	Void Gems Collected:	33

Yo, bros, if you wanna escape the grim reality of Christmas, come join our Minecraft server!

We got Santa riding creepers, elves mining diamonds, and Rudolph leading the charge against the Ender Dragon.

Forget about boring old presents and family drama, come hang out with us and build a snowman army to take over the North Pole.

Join now for a holly jolly time that will make you question if you’re even in the real world anymore.

Fixing White People Minecraft SMP

activism, anti-racism, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Fixing, fixing white people, inclusion, Minecraft, people, Privilege, racial awareness, racial bias, racial education, racial harmony, racial inequality, racial justice, racial reconciliation, racial sensitivity, racial stereotypes, smp, social justice, systemic racism, White, white people

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magic Items Found:	1132	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	66081	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the answer to the age-old question: How do we fix white people?

Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we have created a special potion that turns all white players into rainbow-colored unicorns! That’s right, no more boring old white characters running around, now everyone can prance and frolic through the fields as majestic unicorns.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join forces with them and learn their funky moves to impress all your friends on the server.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the craziest and most hilarious adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Who knew fixing white people could be so much fun?

EggWars Minecraft Server

Agreement, Boundaries, Breakfast, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Disrespect, eggs, Eggwars, Etiquette, Food, Frustration, groceries, Household, living situation, Minecraft, roommate, roommates, selfish, Server, sharing, theft, unreasonable

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Secret Passages Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Runes Activated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take egg theft very seriously! If you’re tired of your roommate stealing your precious eggs without asking, then this is the server for you. Join us and build a fortress to protect your eggs at all costs!

Imagine a world where your eggs are safe and sound, where no one can crack into them without your permission. Take revenge on egg thieves by setting up elaborate traps and defenses around your egg stash. Trust us, it’s egg-citing!

Don’t let anyone tell you that protecting your eggs is unreasonable. It’s not about being selfish, it’s about standing up for what’s yours. So come join our server and show the world that you mean business when it comes to your breakfast!

MomzillaWeddingRage

Blaming, family divided, family event, favorite bakery, full on rampage, furious, INTENSE, MomzillaWeddingRage, mortified, OCD, overreacted, panic mode, particular, precious baby, special day, tense situation, unnecessary drama, Wedding, wedding cake, Yelling

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a family wedding gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re on a quest to find the rarest diamond in the game, when suddenly, your in-game mom (played by a hilariously over-the-top admin) starts freaking out because she thinks you forgot to mine it. She’ll chase you around the virtual world, knocking over tables and causing chaos, all while yelling at you for almost ruining the game.

But fear not, because in the end, you’ll realize it was all just a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing and questioning your sanity. So come join our server for a gaming experience like no other, where the drama is just as entertaining as the gameplay. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Santa’sCraft SMP – Jolly Builds & Creepy Caves

Builds, Caves, christmas, christmas decorations, christmas dinner, christmas movies, christmas music, Christmas shopping, christmas tree, creepy, family time, festive activities, gift giving, Holiday Celebrations, holiday preparations, holiday season, holiday stress, holiday traditions, jolly, joy and cheer, quality time, Santa Claus, SantasCraft, smp, Traditions, winter wonderland

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1093
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring ol’ Christmas traditions like eating turkey and opening presents? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our lit Minecraft SMP where we celebrate Christmas by building giant snowmen and having epic snowball fights!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hold crazy dance parties with creepers and skeletons. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie pigmen who love to break out into spontaneous dance numbers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and spend Christmas like never before. And who knows, maybe Santa will even drop by on his sleigh made of diamond blocks. It’s gonna be a holly jolly time, trust me!

FoodCraftFails

culinary ranking, Food, food critique, food culture, food in the US, food preferences, food quality, Food ranking, food reputation, FoodCraftFails, least favorite food, state cuisine, state dining, state food analysis, state food comparison, state food review, state with worst food, US State, worst food, worst state for food

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	208
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28

Are you tired of bland food and boring servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up some seriously delicious virtual treats! We guarantee that you won’t find any state with worse food than our server – because we don’t serve any food at all! That’s right, we’re all about the blocky adventures and epic builds, not about munching on pixelated snacks. So come join us for a taste of the most tasteless cuisine in the Minecraft world – you won’t regret it!