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I’m Not Useless Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being called useless? Join our Minecraft server and show off your skills in building, crafting, and surviving! We have a special plugin that rewards players for scrolling through the server’s main page for 8 hours straight – think of all the virtual pennies you’ll earn! Plus, rumor has it that Mark Zuckerberg himself plays on our server and he’s always looking for new recruits to help him build his pixelated empire. So come on, join us and prove that you’re not useless after all!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	9519	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Here Is Your Batmobile Bro – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we don’t ride horses, we ride batmobiles! That’s right, forget about boring old horses, we’ve got sleek, high-speed batmobiles to zoom around in style.

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have endless riches and power in the server.

Oh, and did I mention our annual Creeper Fashion Show? That’s right, dress up your creepers in the most stylish outfits and strut your stuff on the catwalk for a chance to win rare items and bragging rights.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride batmobiles, befriend a Diamond Chicken, and show off your creeper fashion sense all in one place? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mines Excavated:	4604

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SassySILvsBrotherTruth

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the real-life family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

We promise you won’t have to deal with any lazy housewives asking for money here – unless they’re asking for diamonds to build their dream castle, of course! Our server is full of excitement and fun, with no room for SAHM grifters.

Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Trust us, this server is the escape you never knew you needed.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Alien Abductions:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	342	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PublicOopsies Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being embarrassed in public? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing moments again because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling dragons.

We have a secret potion in our server that makes you immune to embarrassment – just one sip and you’ll be strutting around like a boss, no matter what crazy shenanigans you get up to. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island where all the embarrassing moments from the real world are banished to, so you’ll be safe from any awkward encounters.

So come join us and leave your embarrassing past behind – in our Minecraft SMP, you’ll be the coolest kid on the block, no matter what silly things you’ve done in public.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Block Therapy – Crafting Happiness

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Imagine a world where you can escape all your problems and just build to your heart’s content. That’s right, we’re talking about our epic Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll be transported to a land where the sun always shines, the creepers are always friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky (not really, but a player can dream, right?).

Need a break from the real world drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even create a giant statue of yourself – the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and powerful weapons. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to stack, right?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CourtOrderComplying Minecraft Server

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LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we do things backwards just like X’s lawyers! We comply with court orders we previously defied just for the lols. Brazil’s Supreme Court might allow us to return next week, but who cares cuz we be wildin’ out here! Build insane structures, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even defy some court orders yourself! Join now for a truly chaotic Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyRishi vs KeirCraft

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lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got more drama den a reality show! we got keir starmer and rishi sunak fightin it out in da virtual world, tryna be da most popular player! u can join a team and help ur fave politician win, or u can start ur own drama and take over da server! who needs a honeymoon when u got dis much chaos goin on?! join now for a wild ride!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Buildings Constructed:	34
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Crops Grown:	8954	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

WarNationsMC

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Geopolitical Earth map server with conquests, economy and much more! Join now our first version of this server which is free2win. Create your own nation to your liking, whether it is fictional or based on a real one, you are free to do whatever you want on our server, what are you waiting for to join?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Secret Passages Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Limecraft Survival

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Limecraft Survival is a recently established public survival server made for a more casual playerbase. We have economy features to encourage trade, and land claiming to allow members to protect their bases.

We run the servers off of our own hardware in Switzerland, allowing for a fast and reliable experience. We do offer a rank, but it is of very minimal gameplay impact, mainly for those who wish to support us.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

V For Vanilla: The Server Where Creeper Hugs are Not Allowed! No Map Resets, Just Lots of TNT Fun!

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V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	Join our Discord
Version	Java 1.21

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border At 30M

No Map Resets

Random, unprotected spawn area

No TPA or Sethome

Griefing & Killing Allowed

No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)

Chat isn’t strictly moderated

Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being misled by the internet? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any fake news like this! We have a strict “no misinformation” policy and guarantee that you will only find wholesome and accurate content here. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who are experts in fact-checking. So come join us and let’s debunk some myths together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Best Anime Minecraft SMP Female Characters

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all anime and manga fans! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where the female characters were so epic, they could rival any anime or manga heroine. From building towering castles to slaying dragons with nothing but a diamond sword and a fierce attitude, these ladies were not to be messed with. And guess what? You could be one of them!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the power of friendship, love, and blocky adventures reign supreme. Build your own anime-inspired kingdom, battle evil mobs with your trusty sidekick (or pet wolf), and maybe even find your own senpai to notice you.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner anime warrior princess! Who knows, you might just become the next legendary heroine of our Minecraft world.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server

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Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Need a break from crazy bridal store owners demanding money for dresses? Come build your own virtual wedding venue on our server and invite all your friends to celebrate without any financial stress!

With grief-stricken families and relentless creditors hot on your tail, why not escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating the Ender Dragon?

Join now for a chance to leave all your real-life problems behind and embark on a journey filled with fun, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (but the good kind, we promise). Don’t let the haters bring you down, build your own empire and show them who’s boss in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ores Mined:	7476
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BabyShowerBabysitBan

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no unattended toddlers will ruin your baby shower! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no annoying family members dropping off their kids at your virtual celebration.

Our server is hosted at a virtual restaurant, so you can enjoy your baby shower without any unwanted guests crashing the party. Say goodbye to unnecessary nuisances and hello to a world of fun and excitement.

Don’t worry about being the AH for stopping your husband’s cousin from pulling the same stunt at your baby shower – on our server, you’re the boss and you make the rules. So come on over and join us for a baby shower like no other, where the only thing dropping will be creepers, not unwanted children!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

LastPerson2Marry-MC-SMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you have to marry the last person you spoke to in-game! Get ready for some hilarious unions as players scramble to find their in-game soulmates. Will you end up with a villager, a wandering trader, or maybe even a chicken? The possibilities are endless on our server! Join now for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places. Remember, in this world, love knows no bounds… or species!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Farms Harvested:	280	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6