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Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10
Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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