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Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Runes Activated: 8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Star Shards Collected: 70
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Wyrmholes Dug: 9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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