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Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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