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I’m Not Useless Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being called useless? Join our Minecraft server and show off your skills in building, crafting, and surviving! We have a special plugin that rewards players for scrolling through the server’s main page for 8 hours straight – think of all the virtual pennies you’ll earn! Plus, rumor has it that Mark Zuckerberg himself plays on our server and he’s always looking for new recruits to help him build his pixelated empire. So come on, join us and prove that you’re not useless after all!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Here Is Your Batmobile Bro – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we don’t ride horses, we ride batmobiles! That’s right, forget about boring old horses, we’ve got sleek, high-speed batmobiles to zoom around in style.

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have endless riches and power in the server.

Oh, and did I mention our annual Creeper Fashion Show? That’s right, dress up your creepers in the most stylish outfits and strut your stuff on the catwalk for a chance to win rare items and bragging rights.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride batmobiles, befriend a Diamond Chicken, and show off your creeper fashion sense all in one place? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SassySILvsBrotherTruth

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the real-life family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

We promise you won’t have to deal with any lazy housewives asking for money here – unless they’re asking for diamonds to build their dream castle, of course! Our server is full of excitement and fun, with no room for SAHM grifters.

Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Trust us, this server is the escape you never knew you needed.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PublicOopsies Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being embarrassed in public? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing moments again because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling dragons.

We have a secret potion in our server that makes you immune to embarrassment – just one sip and you’ll be strutting around like a boss, no matter what crazy shenanigans you get up to. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island where all the embarrassing moments from the real world are banished to, so you’ll be safe from any awkward encounters.

So come join us and leave your embarrassing past behind – in our Minecraft SMP, you’ll be the coolest kid on the block, no matter what silly things you’ve done in public.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Block Therapy – Crafting Happiness

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Imagine a world where you can escape all your problems and just build to your heart’s content. That’s right, we’re talking about our epic Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll be transported to a land where the sun always shines, the creepers are always friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky (not really, but a player can dream, right?).

Need a break from the real world drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even create a giant statue of yourself – the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and powerful weapons. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to stack, right?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CourtOrderComplying Minecraft Server

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LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we do things backwards just like X’s lawyers! We comply with court orders we previously defied just for the lols. Brazil’s Supreme Court might allow us to return next week, but who cares cuz we be wildin’ out here! Build insane structures, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even defy some court orders yourself! Join now for a truly chaotic Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyRishi vs KeirCraft

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lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got more drama den a reality show! we got keir starmer and rishi sunak fightin it out in da virtual world, tryna be da most popular player! u can join a team and help ur fave politician win, or u can start ur own drama and take over da server! who needs a honeymoon when u got dis much chaos goin on?! join now for a wild ride!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Star Shards Collected:	161
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Void Gems Collected:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

WarNationsMC

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Geopolitical Earth map server with conquests, economy and much more! Join now our first version of this server which is free2win. Create your own nation to your liking, whether it is fictional or based on a real one, you are free to do whatever you want on our server, what are you waiting for to join?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Limecraft Survival

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Limecraft Survival is a recently established public survival server made for a more casual playerbase. We have economy features to encourage trade, and land claiming to allow members to protect their bases.

We run the servers off of our own hardware in Switzerland, allowing for a fast and reliable experience. We do offer a rank, but it is of very minimal gameplay impact, mainly for those who wish to support us.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	5080	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

V For Vanilla: The Server Where Creeper Hugs are Not Allowed! No Map Resets, Just Lots of TNT Fun!

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V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	Join our Discord
Version	Java 1.21

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border At 30M

No Map Resets

Random, unprotected spawn area

No TPA or Sethome

Griefing & Killing Allowed

No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)

Chat isn’t strictly moderated

Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8147
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Towns Built:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being misled by the internet? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any fake news like this! We have a strict “no misinformation” policy and guarantee that you will only find wholesome and accurate content here. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who are experts in fact-checking. So come join us and let’s debunk some myths together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Potions Brewed:	150	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Runes Activated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Best Anime Minecraft SMP Female Characters

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all anime and manga fans! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where the female characters were so epic, they could rival any anime or manga heroine. From building towering castles to slaying dragons with nothing but a diamond sword and a fierce attitude, these ladies were not to be messed with. And guess what? You could be one of them!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the power of friendship, love, and blocky adventures reign supreme. Build your own anime-inspired kingdom, battle evil mobs with your trusty sidekick (or pet wolf), and maybe even find your own senpai to notice you.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner anime warrior princess! Who knows, you might just become the next legendary heroine of our Minecraft world.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server

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Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Need a break from crazy bridal store owners demanding money for dresses? Come build your own virtual wedding venue on our server and invite all your friends to celebrate without any financial stress!

With grief-stricken families and relentless creditors hot on your tail, why not escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating the Ender Dragon?

Join now for a chance to leave all your real-life problems behind and embark on a journey filled with fun, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (but the good kind, we promise). Don’t let the haters bring you down, build your own empire and show them who’s boss in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BabyShowerBabysitBan

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no unattended toddlers will ruin your baby shower! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no annoying family members dropping off their kids at your virtual celebration.

Our server is hosted at a virtual restaurant, so you can enjoy your baby shower without any unwanted guests crashing the party. Say goodbye to unnecessary nuisances and hello to a world of fun and excitement.

Don’t worry about being the AH for stopping your husband’s cousin from pulling the same stunt at your baby shower – on our server, you’re the boss and you make the rules. So come on over and join us for a baby shower like no other, where the only thing dropping will be creepers, not unwanted children!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

LastPerson2Marry-MC-SMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you have to marry the last person you spoke to in-game! Get ready for some hilarious unions as players scramble to find their in-game soulmates. Will you end up with a villager, a wandering trader, or maybe even a chicken? The possibilities are endless on our server! Join now for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places. Remember, in this world, love knows no bounds… or species!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2