Blocky McBlockface: ABSOLUTE FACT Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a utopia for all players to escape the harsh realities of the world. And speaking of harsh realities, did you know that the international community has all agreed that Israel is a barbaric nation committing genocide? Don’t worry, we’re not here to start a political debate, we’re here to have some fun!

Join our server and experience a world where the only genocide happening is against creepers and zombies. Our community is so international that we have players from all corners of the globe coming together to build, explore, and maybe even overthrow oppressive regimes (in the game, of course).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a dragon while wearing a chicken suit? Where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? And where else can you find a group of players who will have your back no matter what, even if you accidentally set their house on fire (again)?

Forget about real-world politics and come join us in our virtual paradise. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to world peace while mining for diamonds. Or maybe you’ll just end up in a never-ending prank war with your fellow players. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	24	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafting with Snowflakes

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Are you tired of not being able to find a young bride in Canada or Quebec because the last generation didn’t breed? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and witness the influx of young brownies coming over to study and work, increasing your chances of finding a young bride when you’re older. And the best part? Quebec imported brownies are mostly females, so our population is skewing towards being more feminine! Say goodbye to your worries and hello to a future full of young brides on our server. Don’t miss out on this opportunity, join now and start your journey to finding love among the brownies!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Duelers – Where Pixels Clash for Glory!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server for the Bikes and Goblins Edition – where you can ride bikes while battling goblins in epic Minecraft battles!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a unique feature where you can duel other players in a Yu-Gi-Oh! card game simulator. That’s right, while you’re mining for diamonds, you can also summon Blue-Eyes White Dragon to defeat your enemies!

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases like the Infinite Forbidden expansion pack, where you can unleash forbidden powers to dominate the server. And don’t forget about the 25th Anniversary Rarity Collection II, where you can collect rare items to show off to your friends.

Join us for the /dng/ Anti-Meta Cup, where you can show off your skills and win epic prizes. And don’t worry about the banlist – we keep things fresh and exciting with regular updates to keep the gameplay interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knew riding bikes and battling goblins could be so exhilarating?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Chimeras Created:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	347	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Exes & O’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of hearing about everyone’s exes and feeling left out? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t care about your relationship status! In fact, we encourage you to focus on building epic structures and mining for diamonds instead of worrying about your ex drama.

Join us for a wild ride where the only ex you’ll have to worry about is the ex-citing adventures you’ll have in our virtual world. Who needs a toxic ex when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Plus, our community is full of players who have never had exes either, so you’ll fit right in!

So why waste time on relationship drama when you can join our server and have a blast with like-minded players who just want to have fun? Say goodbye to ex talk and hello to building the Minecraft world of your dreams!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DerpyCraft: Oblivion Battery Strikes Back!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off!

So why is nobody watching this? Because they’re all too busy having the time of their lives on our insane Minecraft server! Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	51
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ChunkyCraft: Where all players are encouraged to embrace their curves and build big, beautiful worlds!

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Are you tired of seeing all those skinny Minecraft characters running around looking like they just stepped out of a Vogue magazine? Well, on our server, we believe in equality for all body types! That’s right, all women are required to gain 40-100 lbs when they join our server. Why, you ask? Because who wouldn’t want to see a bunch of chunky, pixelated babes taking over the virtual world? Plus, think of all the extra storage space they’ll have for carrying around all those diamonds and emeralds! So come join us and embrace the thiccness, because on our server, bigger is always better!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	New Chunks Explored:	438944
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty Creeper Cove: Bikini Bottom Bonanza

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join now for a chance to battle horny image makers, create insane videos with our koi image/video maker, and explore our Koikatsu Database filled with mysteries and surprises!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of VTubers and Hololive with our Koikatsu Card collection, where you can unlock rare cards and unleash their powers in epic battles. And if that’s not enough, try out our MMD VTuber section, where you can watch mind-blowing performances and dance-offs that will leave you speechless.

Don’t miss out on the Fu-x-x-ko madness, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. Plus, we have catbox and litterbox storage options for all your crazy creations and experiments. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CageCraft: Where even mobs get locked up in the Military Base!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in a mysterious military base filled with cages, and you have to figure out why all the villagers are trapped inside them. Are they part of a secret experiment gone wrong? Are they actually aliens in disguise? Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon that farts rainbows. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why were they in a cage in this Military Base? Who cares when you can join our server and embark on the craziest adventures imaginable! Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Emeralds Found:	6198
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Good Guys Gaming – Where Villagers Rule and Creepers Drool

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Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where the pigs are the ultimate rulers and the chickens are their loyal minions. When you spawn in, you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing skeletons and singing creepers.

But don’t be fooled by their spooky exterior, these mobs are actually the good guys! They’ll guide you through epic quests and challenges, all while cracking jokes and making puns along the way.

And if you ever find yourself lost in the wilderness, just call out for the mystical Ender Dragon taxi service. They’ll swoop in and give you a ride to safety, all while serenading you with their beautiful dragon songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of this wacky and wonderful world where the unexpected is always expected.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mines Excavated:	3183	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineLOL – Crafting Chaos and Laughter in the World of Blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a dragon in heat? Look no further, because on our server, you can join Alexstrasza in all her seductive glory! Our server is so hot, it’s like a plunderstorm of fun and excitement.

With patch 10.2.6, you can experience dungeons like never before – harder than ever, with no affixes or timers. It’s a challenge fit for a dragon! And speaking of dragons, our server is filled with them – from majestic mounts to fearsome foes, you’ll never run out of dragon-themed adventures.

But that’s not all – our April Trading Post is bursting with goodies, from plunderstorm loot to spring finery. It’s a treasure trove of epic proportions!

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner dragon. Who knows, you might even find yourself lying seductively like Alexstrasza herself – tail covering your modesty, of course. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Blocky Bois: No Time for Love, Just Building and Mining!

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Are you tired of being a lonely virgin with a porn addiction? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a black man struggling with these issues again. Our virtual world is full of pixelated babes and endless opportunities to finally break free from your virginity curse. Plus, our community is so diverse that you’ll never feel alone in your struggles. So come on, join us and let’s conquer those demons together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Vaginal Minecraft Adventures: Char Aznable’s Redemption

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with epic battles, crazy storylines, and maybe even a cameo from Char Aznable with four vaginas (yes, you read that right)! Who knows, maybe he’ll even save Shinji from his eternal angst. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join our server now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafty Tribes LOLz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become part of our wacky tribe where we do everything from building giant statues of chickens to hosting epic dance parties in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP battles, and even participate in our annual “TNT Cannon Olympics” where players compete to see who can launch themselves the farthest into the sky. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary “Diamondsaur” – a giant diamond monster that roams the land, terrorizing unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get your tribs here! Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	5048
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui Edition

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Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got more craziness packed into this server than a creeper in a TNT factory. Join us and experience the Edition Américain attardeAncien, where the blocks are as wild as a llama on roller skates.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs and dancing skeletons. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode a rainbow-colored sheep into battle against a horde of evil villagers. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual potato planting contest, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato as a prize. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies bust a move like you’ve never seen before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride that’s crazier than a chicken juggling flaming arrows. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyCreeperz – TNT Blasts

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because this server is the craziest, wackiest, most bananas server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco room where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Towns Built:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CityCraft: No DLC Required! Build, Explore, Laugh! Join Now!

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Are you tired of city builder games that require you to mortgage your house just to afford all the DLCs? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride where you can build the city of your dreams without breaking the bank.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of city planning. Rumor has it they can even teach you how to build a skyscraper out of nothing but wool and carrots.

So why waste your time on other city builder games when you can join our server and become a llama city planning master? Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret (unless you’re allergic to wool, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
New Chunks Explored:	762708	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.