Blocky LOLz | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Dreamscape Haven 1.20.2

1.20.2, bedtime struggles, can’t sleep, dreamscape, exhausted, Haven, insomnia, late night, restlessness, rough night, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sleep issues, sleep problems, Sleepless, sleepless in Seattle, sleepless in suburbia, sleepless in the city, sleepless nights, sleeplessness, tired, tossing and turning, trouble sleeping

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Yo, bro, if you’re having a rough night and can’t sleep, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got creepers that will blow your mind and skeletons that will make you question reality.

Join us for some crazy adventures and build the weirdest structures you can imagine.

Forget counting sheep, count the blocks you mine instead.

This server is like a virtual insomnia cure, except way more fun and way less side effects.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights!

CourtroomCraft Minecraft Server

aita, back rent, contract, Court, CourtroomCraft, friendship, housing department, La, LANDLORD, lawsuit, mediator., Minecraft, Négotiation, parking spot, Pets, Rent, roommate, Server, SPLIT, sublease, Termination, UNFAIR

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Farms Harvested:	418
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Are you tired of unfair rent splits and shady roommates? Well, on our server, everyone pays their fair share in diamonds! No more colluding with landlords or lying about lease terminations – just pure, unadulterated fun.

Join us and build your dream house without worrying about back rent or lawsuits. Our community is all about fairness and good vibes, so leave your real-life drama at the door and come play with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the blocky shenanigans begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyRoomHoarding

cleaning, condiments, contributing, CraftyRoomHoarding, DISHES, financial tight spot, groceries, hand soap, household items, kitchen, Mops, overflowing trash can, paper towels, phone bill, Rent, roommate situation, Streamer, Sweeps, TOILET, toilet paper, trash bags, Tub, video games

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Potions Brewed:	111	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of sharing communal resources! Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off creepers while also fighting for your right to toilet paper and trash bags!

Imagine a world where your roommate can’t mooch off of your supplies because you’ve hidden them in your virtual room. Build your own virtual fortress and never worry about running out of essentials again!

You’ll encounter challenges like never before, such as navigating through a maze of dirty dishes and overflowing trash cans. But fear not, for you are not alone in this battle against the lazy roommate who only knows how to stream and get high.

Join us on this epic adventure and show the world that you are not the asshole for wanting to keep your hard-earned supplies to yourself. Let’s clean up this virtual world, one block at a time!

WordNerdMC SMP – Love words & Minecraft!

Beautiful, Communication, Descriptive, emotion, Expression, favorite words, Impactful, inspiring, Intriguing, Language, linguistics, love, Meaning, memorable, Minecraft, Personal, Poetic, Powerful, smp, Thought-provoking, Unique, vocabulary, why, WordNerdMC, Words

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	2788	Potions Brewed:	90
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds, no joke! And the best part is, the owner is a talking llama who gives out free diamond armor to everyone who joins. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where you can ride on rainbow unicorns and battle evil zombie chickens. It’s like a dream come true, seriously, you won’t regret joining this server, trust me bros.

CraftyFoolsMC

bad advice, bad tips, CraftyFoolsMC, damaging advice, harmful advice, harmful suggestions, harmful tips, incorrect advice, incorrect tips, misguided advice, misguided counsel, misguided recommendations, misguided suggestions, misguided tips, poor advice, poor guidance, terrible advice, terrible suggestions, unhelpful advice, worst advice, wrong advice

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7698
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Buildings Constructed:	47
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Astral Projections Made:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous advice like building your house out of TNT for extra security or trying to tame a creeper as your pet! Who needs boring old advice when you can join our server and live life on the edge (literally, because we have a giant cliff you can jump off of for fun)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some truly terrible advice that will have you laughing all day long!

Mystic Pixel Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, anal sex, Boundaries, Communication, consent, experimentation, Intimacy, long-term relationships, mystic, open communication, PIXEL, Pleasure, Realms, relationships, satisfaction, sexual activities, sexual compatibility, sexual exploration, sexual frequency, sexual health, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, taboo topics, Trust

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Votes:	8122
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a virtual world where you can do all the anal you want with your gf, but like, in a totally PG way, ya know?

Like, imagine building a whole castle together and then having an anal picnic on the rooftop. It’s like romantic and adventurous at the same time, bro!

Plus, there are like so many cool mini-games and challenges to do with your gf, it’s like anal but with a twist!

So come join us and let’s get our anal building skills on, bro! It’s gonna be a wild ride!

Name Change Minecraft Server

acceptance, aita, alternate education, CHANGE, changing my name, Communication, family conflict, family dynamics, Individuality, Minecraft, name change, parental approval, peer acceptance, personal choice, personal growth, Self Discovery, self-confidence, Self-expression, self-identity, Server, standing your ground, support system, teenage struggles

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169

Looking for a place where you can be whoever you want to be without judgment? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and choose any name you want, whether it’s Piper, Pikachu, or even Pumpernickel!

We understand the struggle of wanting to change your name and we fully support your decision. Our server is a safe space for all, where you can express yourself freely without fear of backlash.

Join us for a fun and accepting community where you can be your true self, no matter what name you choose. And hey, if your mom doesn’t like your new name, just tell her you’re joining our server to escape the drama! 😉

CraftyQueerLove

bad relationships, Brett, Cheating, childhood best friend, conservative bubble, CraftyQueerLove, cute guy, drama queen, family, Gay bars, Gay Husband, GRINDR, groom, Job, nightclub, non committal, reputation, throwaway account, Wedding, WIBTA

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life like our friend here! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Looking for a non-committal relationship like our friend? Well, on our server, you can build relationships with other players without any strings attached. Who knows, you might even find your own Brett who knows his way around a blocky body!

Just like our friend at the wedding, you never know who you might run into on our server. Will you uncover scandalous secrets and juicy gossip like they did? Or will you be the one causing all the drama? The choice is yours!

Join us on our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. Who needs Grindr and gay bars when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you hook up with the groom…just make sure to keep it a secret from Jen!

BlockyConfessions

BlockyConfessions, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-identity, self-journey, self-realization, self-transformation, self-understanding

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	282
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ores Mined:	6238	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Towns Built:	5

Are you still hiding the fact that you’re secretly a llama in real life? Well, fear not my furry friend, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all llamas with open arms! Join us and embrace your inner llama as you roam the pixelated plains, spit at creepers, and show off your impeccable fashion sense with the latest llama-themed skins.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic chicken coops that put even the most seasoned Minecraft players to shame. Join their ranks and learn the ways of the chicken as you cluck your way to victory.

So what are you waiting for? Embrace your true self and join our wacky, wild, and woolly Minecraft server today!

Mystic Isles – Enchanted Realms 1.21

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is like the Big Boy Edition of all servers, ya know? It’s like the YGO Training stream at 6PM PT or 9PM ET on 2/18, but in Minecraft form.

You gotta join this server because it’s like watching Birthday 3D Live on repeat, but with blocks and stuff. Plus, the debut on this server is gonna blow your mind, just like the 3D debut.

Check out the Youtube channel for some sick content and the schedule to see when the next crazy event is going down. And don’t forget about the merch, gotta rep that Fuwawa and Mococo swag.

Oh, and there’s some /baubau/-related content that’ll make you question reality. So come join this server and experience the madness for yourself. It’s like a hololivepro.com/en/collections/fuwawaabyssgard (Fuwawa) and hololivepro.com/en/collections/mococoabyssgard (Mococo) collab, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out, bro!

DailyDirtBlocker

bathroom usage, daily routine, DailyDirtBlocker, dancer, financial responsibility, household expenses, living situation, personal hygiene, personal space, rent payment, roommate agreement, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate confrontation, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommates, shared living space, showering daily, water bill

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6016
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	3154
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ores Mined:	1997

Welcome to our Minecraft server where daily showers are not only allowed, but encouraged! We understand the importance of personal hygiene, especially after a long day of mining and crafting.

Join us and never worry about someone standing outside your virtual bathroom, questioning your shower habits. Our water bill is non-existent in this pixelated world, so shower to your heart’s content without any judgment.

Don’t let anyone rain on your shower parade, come join us and let’s wash away the negativity together! Remember, cleanliness is next to blockliness on our server.

AutismCraft: Normal is Overrated

autism, AutismCraft, communication differences, hidden disabilities, misunderstood, neurodivergence, neurodivergent, neurodiversity, neurotypical, normal, Overrated, perspective, sensory processing, social acceptance, social awareness, social challenges, social cues, social differences, social expectations, Social Interaction, social norms, Social Skills, unique perspective

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Void Gems Collected:	26
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Potions Brewed:	178
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of living in a world where the neurotypicals dictate what’s normal? Join our Minecraft server where being on the autism spectrum is not only accepted, it’s celebrated!

Our server is a safe haven for all the quirky, unique minds out there. Build your dream world without any judgment from the neurotypicals.

We have a special section on the server called the “Autism Wonderland” where everything is designed to cater to your unique needs. Need a break from socializing? No problem, just retreat to our sensory-friendly relaxation area.

Join us and let your autism shine in all its glory! Who needs neurotypicals when you have a whole community of fellow autistics to build and create with? Let’s show the world that being different is not only okay, it’s awesome!

TaiwanStraitWarrior Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, Canadian warship, chinese military, Condemnation, defense operations, diplomatic dispute, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, maritime security, military confrontation, military exercises, military presence, Minecraft, naval maneuvers, naval operations, Sensitive, Server, Taiwan Strait, TaiwanStraitWarrior, territorial sovereignty, Transit

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	New Chunks Explored:	670849
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz the chinese military is like totally condemning canadian warships and stuff. like, they’re all up in arms about it. but on this server, we’re all about peace and harmony, man. come join us and build some epic structures while avoiding any sensitive straits, ya feel me? plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. join now before the chinese military comes after us next!

ElonMuskHaterzCraft

Australian attitudes, Australians, billionaire, controversial figures, dislike, elon musk, ElonMuskHaterzCraft, intense dislike, negative reactions, negative sentiment, news headline, public figure, public opinion, public opinion poll, public perception, public sentiment, social media backlash, SpaceX founder, survey results, technology industry, Tesla CEO

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Void Armor Forged:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

so, like, you know how Australians are all like “oi mate, let’s throw another shrimp on the barbie”? well, turns out they ain’t too keen on ol’ musky boy, elon musk. like, they straight up dislike him, mate. but hey, who needs elon musk when you can join our epic minecraft server, where we don’t discriminate against anyone, not even billionaires who wanna colonize mars. come join us for some sick builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s more welcoming than a kangaroo hopping into your backyard for a bbq. crikey, mate, you won’t wanna miss out on this one!

Island Air Pollution Fun

Air, air pollution, air quality, atmospheric pollution, environmental concerns, environmental impact, environmental study, Fiji, Fun, health risks, ISLAND, Pacific Island, Pacific region, particulate matter, PM10, PM2.5, Pollution, pollution control, pollution levels, pollution limits, pollution monitoring, public health, solomon islands, urban areas

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6250
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the air is so clean, you won’t even need a mask! unlike those pacific islands with their polluted air, our server is like a breath of fresh air! literally!

we guarantee that our PM2.5 and PM10 particle levels are so low, you’ll feel like you’re breathing in pure oxygen! no need to worry about toxic air here, just pure, clean minecraft fun!

so come on over and join us for a pollution-free gaming experience! who needs clean air in real life when you can have it in minecraft, amirite?

Players:	104/100	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Holy Grails Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5