| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
But that’s not all, we also have a secret cult of villagers who worship the almighty diamond block. Join them in their crazy rituals and maybe you’ll gain some magical powers (or just end up with a bad case of villageritis).
So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity and the very fabric of Minecraft reality, then join us now! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got exclusive Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout 3, and New Vegas resources that will blow your mind. Need a modlist for Fallout 3? We’ve got you covered. Want to join a mod repository for all things Fallout? Look no further! And don’t even get me started on the OP Pasta – it’s a game-changer.
So why should you join our server? Well, how about the fact that we have a pre-war thread that will take you back in time before the bombs fell? Or the fact that we have a secret underground bunker where players can team up to take on the toughest challenges?
If you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly epic, then look no further. Join us on our Fallout-themed server and let the chaos begin! Remember, war. War never changes.
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 45 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Llamas, who are said to grant wishes to those who can out-dance them in a dance-off. And rumor has it that deep in the caves, there lies a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. She’s going the distance, are you?
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join our server for the chance to ride giant mutant squids through the sky, battle evil llamas in epic dance-offs, and build a castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players dare to ride, a hidden treasure trove guarded by explosive kittens, and a friendly community of players who are just as wacky as you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh, cry, and rage-quit in equal measures. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 90 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 42 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 9660 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us and experience the thrill of attacking Iran directly, invading Gaza, and slaughtering our enemies since October 8th. And don’t worry, if Iran ever decides to attack Israel, we’ll utterly destroy them without America even having to lift a finger.
But let’s be real, Iran is full of total pussies who won’t dare to mess with us. So come on, join our server for some epic battles and outrageous adventures that you won’t find anywhere else!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Void Gems Collected: | 10 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
But that’s not all, our server also hosts epic tournaments where players battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Forget about fighting zombies and skeletons, here you’ll be facing off against legendary warrior cats and dragons!
And let’s not forget about our upcoming DLC, introducing the one and only Beatrix – a fierce warrior with a pet dragon that shoots laser beams! Can your pickaxe handle that level of awesomeness? Join now and find out!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft server today and immerse yourself in a world filled with chaos, laughter, and a whole lot of diamond armor. Don’t miss out on the fun!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 555 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 520876 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant squid as your trusty steed? On our server, anything is possible! We even have a special quest where you have to defeat a dragon with nothing but a carrot and a stick. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds.
And if you’re still not convinced, just know that our server has a secret society of penguins who are actually conspiracy theorists in disguise. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into with them!
So come join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t be a square, be a cube!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us if you appreciate tomboys and want to spread the love for women who look like twinks! Our community is dedicated to Total Tomboy Appreciation, so if you’re a fan of women who rock that edgy, boyish style, this is the place for you!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground tomboy society where we plan epic pranks and pull off outrageous stunts. Rumor has it that our leader is a tomboy ninja who can build entire cities in minutes with her bare hands!
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where tomboys reign supreme and anything is possible! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with the tomboy lifestyle and never want to leave!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
