| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against the sheep uprising. You never know what kind of poultry politics you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a llama rodeo competition. Just make sure to hold on tight to your saddle, because those llamas can be quite the wild ride!
So come join us at scrotobrain for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama or uncover the truth behind the chicken conspiracy. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 3260 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a group of shirtless anime boys building a giant statue of a sparkly unicorn. As they danced around the statue, singing cheesy love songs, the player knew they had found their new home.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Yaoi Forest, where the trees are shaped like heart emojis and the rivers flow with rainbow glitter. Rumor has it that if you whisper your OTP into the wind, it will come true in real life.
So come on down to our fujo fanservice Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you saying “senpai notice me” in no time!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 67 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 4038 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pookemon, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who can capture it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to catch the Pookemon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic journey to become the ultimate Pookemon master. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a shiny Pookemon or two along the way. Gotta catch ’em all!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4266 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join our server and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a virtual journey to a land of endless possibilities. Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your newfound friends from all over the world.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where Polish people are revered as gods and showered with gold and diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and escape the clutches of Western European discrimination!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 142 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
But that’s not all! Our server has special quests and challenges tailored to each character. Want to help Link find the Triforce? Go for it! Feel like causing chaos as Trevor from GTA? Have at it! The possibilities are endless on our wacky, wild server.
So why wait? Join us today and let your inner vidya character run wild in the world of Minecraft. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is powered by unicorn magic and dragon breath? Yep, you heard that right!
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the Sim Room Overclock: Beta 2 where you can overclock your Minecraft experience to the next level! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming Union Raid – it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!
Oh, and did I mention our special recruit Bay who will guide you through the wildest adventures in Minecraft land? Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 187 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Our autists will blow your mind with their incredible focus and attention to detail, building the most intricate and mind-boggling structures you’ve ever seen. Our sociopaths will keep you on your toes with their unpredictable and ruthless gameplay, always keeping you guessing what they’ll do next. And our narcissists? Well, they’ll make sure you know just how important they are in the grand scheme of things.
But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 434 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us and embark on a quest to find the perfect partner who will love you for your blocky charm and pixelated personality. Build a beautiful pixel art monument to declare your undying love, or engage in epic PvP battles to win the heart of that special someone.
Don’t let your ugly genes hold you back any longer – join our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might just meet your soulmate in a blocky world full of endless possibilities.
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Buildings Constructed: | 20 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can battle zombie pigmen in a fierce dance-off competition. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take a ride on our rollercoaster that goes straight through the fiery pits of the Nether. Just make sure to hold onto your minecart!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest train adventures in your Minecraft world. Who knew trains could be so exciting in your cunt?
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us and experience the thrill of manipulating your fellow players into giving you all their diamonds, just by using your smooth talking skills. Want to start a fake cult and convince everyone to worship you as their leader? Go for it! The possibilities are endless when you’re on our server.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join in on the fun? Just do the chicken dance and you’ll be welcomed with open arms (or wings).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to level up your social engineering game like never before. Just be prepared for some epic trolling and shenanigans along the way!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 6764 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of Creeper’s sick drops.
2. We have a giant lava slide that leads straight into a pool of diamond blocks. It’s like a rollercoaster of riches!
3. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dab the legendary ghost?
4. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has a crush on one of our players. Will you be the lucky one to steal her heart?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures that will make even grandpa jealous of your gaming skills!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 40 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 245 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
