| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 7714 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us for a truly authentic gaming experience where you can build your own virtual temple and worship the one true pixel god. Don’t be fooled by imitations, come to our server and bask in the glory of our totally legit and not at all fabricated religion.
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a true believer in the most outrageous Minecraft server around!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us for outrageous adventures in the Mirror Dungeons, where you can face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering. But be warned, things can get a little wacky in there – just ask the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have the Refraction Railway Line 3 – MirrorClock OrangeRoad, where you can travel through time and space in search of treasure and glory. Plus, we have upcoming extractions like the Edgar Family Heir Gregor and the target extraction of [Rodion] ID & E.G.O – who knows what kind of craziness will ensue!
So what are you waiting for? Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and join us for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. And remember, the tutorial is important – but so is having a good sense of humor!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 28 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who have formed their own government. Want to trade with them for rare items? Or maybe you want to join their piggy army and conquer the overworld? The possibilities are endless on our server.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server has a hidden treasure room filled with stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But be warned, getting to the treasure room is no easy feat. You’ll have to navigate a maze of lava traps, deadly mobs, and riddles that would make even the smartest player scratch their head.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to face the wrath of SHE and the piggy government. Good luck!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Ever wanted to see a homeless person riding a pig through the streets of our server? Or watch a drug addict try to trade you a diamond for a piece of rotten flesh? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of zombie villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their undead uprising? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knew that treating drug addicts and homeless people like cryptids could be so much fun? Join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us as we overthrow the oppressive forces of euro-centric colorism and embrace our beautiful dark skin. Build your own virtual world where everyone is equal, regardless of skin color. Take down Uncle Toms, whites, and pick-me model minorities in epic battles for justice and equality.
So if you’re ready to break free from the chains of society’s expectations and embrace your true self, join our server today. Let’s create a world where black is beautiful and everyone is welcome!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington, who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs from any would-be thieves. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground llama racing circuit that only the bravest players dare to enter.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but sheep-counting boring, come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (seriously, we once had a zombie apocalypse that was actually just a flash mob gone wrong). See you in the game!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
But beware, if you participated in the heat of psyopped bullying of Indians in 2024, you may have some explaining to do to Godjak himself. Will you be able to clear your name and gain access to the ultimate Minecraft paradise?
With epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you, this server is the place to be for a truly unique Minecraft experience. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you enchanted items for a mere block of dirt.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the hero you were always meant to be! Just be careful of the sneaky players who like to prank unsuspecting newbies with exploding sheep…yes, exploding sheep.
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 84546 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant block of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE! And instead of being upset, they embraced their new dairy-filled home and threw a cheese-themed party that lasted for days.
But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and chickens wearing top hats. It’s a wild and wacky world where anything is possible.
So, if you’re looking for a place where being comfy is considered hard work and where taxes are a thing of the past, then come join us on this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2659 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
We’ve heard horror stories of thermoses being labeled as “security risks” and people being banned from carrying their precious coffee around. But here, you can sip on your favorite brew while building the craziest structures in the Minecraft universe.
Join us for the wildest coffee-fueled adventures, where you can mine, craft, and sip on java to your heart’s content. Who needs a subscription when you have unlimited coffee and varmkorv Fridays? So come on over and let’s caffeinate our way to victory!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 24 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 156 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and are determined to make your gaming experience as absurd as possible. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of madness awaits you around every corner.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 101 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Ever wanted to test out all your dialogue choices in real life? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Convince your friends you’re a secret agent, a millionaire, or even a unicorn trainer – the possibilities are endless.
But be warned, things can get pretty crazy when everyone is spinning wild tales. One time, a player convinced the entire server they were actually a talking cat from outer space. Needless to say, chaos ensued.
So if you’re ready to let your imagination run wild and see just how far you can stretch the truth, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the master of deception in no time!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 26 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
