| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 84 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us and embark on a quest to find the perfect partner who will love you for your blocky charm and pixelated personality. Build a beautiful pixel art monument to declare your undying love, or engage in epic PvP battles to win the heart of that special someone.
Don’t let your ugly genes hold you back any longer – join our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might just meet your soulmate in a blocky world full of endless possibilities.
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can battle zombie pigmen in a fierce dance-off competition. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take a ride on our rollercoaster that goes straight through the fiery pits of the Nether. Just make sure to hold onto your minecart!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest train adventures in your Minecraft world. Who knew trains could be so exciting in your cunt?
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 287 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3271 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us and experience the thrill of manipulating your fellow players into giving you all their diamonds, just by using your smooth talking skills. Want to start a fake cult and convince everyone to worship you as their leader? Go for it! The possibilities are endless when you’re on our server.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join in on the fun? Just do the chicken dance and you’ll be welcomed with open arms (or wings).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to level up your social engineering game like never before. Just be prepared for some epic trolling and shenanigans along the way!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Magic Items Found: | 2510 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9021 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 47 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of Creeper’s sick drops.
2. We have a giant lava slide that leads straight into a pool of diamond blocks. It’s like a rollercoaster of riches!
3. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dab the legendary ghost?
4. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has a crush on one of our players. Will you be the lucky one to steal her heart?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures that will make even grandpa jealous of your gaming skills!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 17 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where the only rule is to have fun. Build towering structures, battle fierce mobs, and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.
But that’s not all – we also offer a unique feature that allows players to ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 969 | Ores Mined: | 4555 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Monster Hunter discussions that will make your head spin faster than a Creeper explosion!
Need some info on Monster Hunter Wilds, Rise, or World? We’ve got you covered with links that will teleport you straight into the heart of the action. And don’t even get us started on the armor set searches – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more dragons.
Looking to spice things up with some emulation and modding? We’ve got pastebins that will make your inventory overflow with possibilities. And if you’re wondering where all the cool kids are playing, just post the game, platform, room code, and password (7243/rage) and you’ll be partying with us in no time.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the absolute state of this general like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-armored Ender Dragon riding a pig while singing “Baby Shark” – anything is possible in our Minecraft world!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Star Shards Collected: | 68 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Magical Moments Shared: | 29 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 74 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
But wait, there’s more! Join us for the ultimate challenge in Fap, ruin, eat cum, where you must fap, ruin structures, and then eat a bowl of…well, you get the idea. Time to roll with us gooner bitches and see who can survive the craziest Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this insane world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 418 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4592 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 61092 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
In this server, you’ll experience the thrill of being hunted down by a killer while trying to repair generators and escape with your life. It’s like a game of hide and seek, but with a deadly twist!
But wait, there’s more! Our bugfix patches are so legendary, they’ll make you question reality itself. And our All Things Wicked update will have you shaking in your pixelated boots.
Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Kate’s disappearance. Or maybe you’ll just get sacrificed by the killer. Either way, it’s bound to be a blast!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 11 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us for epic battles where you can team up with your favorite badass ladies and take on mobs like never before. Watch as Sailor Moon uses her Moon Tiara Magic to defeat the Ender Dragon in one swift move, or see Wonder Woman lasso up some creepers and send them flying into the sunset.
But that’s not all! Our server also has exclusive mini-games where you can compete in strength challenges against these powerful heroines. Can you out-lift Chun-Li in a weightlifting competition? Or beat Wonder Woman in an arm-wrestling match? The possibilities are endless!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that girls really do run the Minecraft world!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 18 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Our server is filled with players from all over the world, coming together to strategize and take down the enemy. We’ve even had a player who single-handedly defeated an entire army of amerisharts with nothing but a wooden sword and some raw chicken. It was truly epic.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, drama, and epic battles, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become a hero and save the world from the evil amerisharts. See you in the game!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
