Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Trump has won a record breaking THIRD presidential race! And what does that mean for you? Well, for starters, he’ll probably get at least one, maybe two more SCOTUS picks. That’s right, you can build your very own Supreme Court in Minecraft and have Trump appointing all the judges. Who needs democracy when you have Trump ruling the land in Minecraft? Join now for a truly unique and outrageous experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 35
Emeralds Found: 7322 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • >STALKER themed mmorpg Minecraft SMP

    >STALKER themed mmorpg Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our totally not creepy STALKER themed MMORPG where you can stalk your friends and enemies alike. But wait, there’s more! Not only is it free to join, but we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate stalker in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • DadBodCraft

    DadBodCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Looking for a server where you can build epic structures and battle fierce mobs? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your creativity and conquer the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in wacky events like pig racing, creeper karaoke, and sheep shearing contests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate with a villager over the best way to mine diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Crops Grown: 1777 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • InternetFunMinecraftSMP

    InternetFunMinecraftSMP
    Oh, you know, just casually dominating the virtual world on our Minecraft SMP! We have a community of players who are all about that block life, building epic structures, and engaging in intense PvP battles.

    But the real reason you should join? Well, let me tell you about the time our fearless leader rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or the time we all dressed up as llamas and pranked the newbies by pretending to be a herd of wild animals.

    Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and guarded by a squad of ninja villagers? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion), then you definitely need to join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Block TherapyCraft

    Block TherapyCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities! Our server is like therapy for your soul, with pixelated pigs to pet, creeper explosions to release your pent-up anger, and enchanted forests to get lost in (literally, because our maze is no joke). Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a licensed therapist in another dimension, so you know you’re in good hands. Say goodbye to stress and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 43 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Potions Brewed: 20 Meteorites Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Massage Mania: ADHD Relief

    Massage Mania: ADHD Relief
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got dat magic touch, literally! We did a study with 14 peeps wit ADHD and found out dat tactile massage can make u less hyper and impulsive, help u focus, and knock u out for a good night’s sleep. So come on over and get dat massage while u build ur epic world in Minecraft! Who knew touchy-feely stuff could be so lit in da gaming world, amirite? Let’s get massagin’ and craftin’!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]

    Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]
    Server Name GalaxyVoid
    Opening Date October 20th
    Opening Time 13:00
    Website Galaxyvoid.nl

    Brief Overview:

    GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server is perfect for those who love survival and storytelling. Join us for the grand opening on October 20th at 13:00! Invite your friends and be part of a unique themed server with events and challenges.

    FAQ:

    Q: What is the theme of GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server?

    A: GalaxyVoid is themed around survival and storytelling.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Visit the website Galaxyvoid.nl or contact the server admin for the discord link.

    Q: Are there events and challenges on the server?

    A: Yes, GalaxyVoid will host events and challenges for players to enjoy.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Yes, please invite your friends to join and enjoy the opening of GalaxyVoid!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

    Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club: X-files where we investigate mysterious occurrences in the Minecraft world. Or how about the Costume Party Mixer where you can show off your wildest Minecraft skins?

    But that’s not all! We have shared FATE meetups, Golem Alts Meetups, and even a Monthly Male Meetup for all the Minecraft dudes out there. And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event, where we’ll be singing and dancing to spooky tunes all night long.

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Animals Bred: 88
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • DogHouseBanisher

    DogHouseBanisher
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.

    But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!

    Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 4006 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 168
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BlockyBluesBeGone

    BlockyBluesBeGone
    Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!

    CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!
    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Putin’s Crash Course Server

    Putin’s Crash Course Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Homeless Sweep Fail Craft

    Homeless Sweep Fail Craft
    so, like, u kno wat is effective in reducing crime? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes straight into lava.

    plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

    if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.

    so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Void Gems Collected: 31 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Welcome to Pandamium’s Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc, experiments go terribly wrong, and gardens are a questionable shade of pale!

    Welcome to Pandamium’s Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc, experiments go terribly wrong, and gardens are a questionable shade of pale!

    Pandamium’s Snapshot Server Overview

    Server Type Experimental Vanilla SMP
    Updates Every new snapshot
    Features Experimental features enabled, diamond-based trading economy, friendly community, multiple towns to join
    Server Technology Carpet, Lithium, data-pack-driven
    Server IP snapshot.pandamium.eu
    Latest Version 1.21.2 Pre-Release 5
    Discord https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
    Website https://www.pandamium.com/

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How often does the server update to new snapshots? The server updates to every new snapshot, usually released every Wednesday.
    What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server? Some experimental features include bundles, 1.21 content, dyeable bundles, minecart improvements, and more.
    Is there a reset schedule for the overworld and nether? The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
    What are some of the server features available? TPA, homes, mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, ranks, mini blocks, mob heads for all mobs and variants, custom advancements, and more.
    How can I reach out for help or support? You can contact the helpful staff team, moderators on the servers and on Discord, for any issues or requests.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Potions Brewed: 46
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Lonely Date Minecraft Server

    Lonely Date Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being lonely and desperate for love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that you’ll find your soulmate among our blocky landscapes. Our players are all looking for love, just like you. Join now and find your player 2!

    Our server is filled with eligible singles who are just waiting to meet someone like you. Whether you’re into VNs, video games, anime, or manga, you’ll find someone who shares your interests. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who loves you for your unique qualities, like being 5’8 and underweight.

    Forget about dating apps and blind dates, join our Minecraft server and let love blossom in the most unexpected place. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of potential partners waiting for you? So what are you waiting for? Escape the hell of loneliness and join us now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 18 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Void Gems Collected: 34
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Buildings Constructed: 10
    Towns Built: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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