Blocky Dongs Collective | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MineScape: Where Pixels and Pixels Collide in Oldschool Runescape General (RS07, OSRS) Chaos!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got undead pirates roaming around, ready to challenge you to a duel in our revamped colosseum. But that’s not all – our NPCs have been hitting the gym and are now buffed up with insane defence changes, making them even more formidable opponents.

If you’re looking for a server that’s always buzzing with excitement, look no further. Our website is so cool, it’ll make you question reality. Our wiki is like a treasure trove of knowledge, guiding you through quests and diaries like a boss.

And if you think you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate skilling champion, join our 2024 Skilling Competition and show off your mad skills. Who knows, you might even become a legend in the Temple of OSRS.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t blame us if you get addicted – blame the undead pirates.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Star Shards Collected:	270	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Bluey’s 28 Minute Minecraft Mayhem – Get Ready for Epic Adventures!

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Get ready to dive into the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there is a hidden diamond castle guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. If you can make them bust a move, the diamonds are all yours! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there is a secret potion that turns you into a flying pig for 28 minutes, just enough time to soar through the skies and cause chaos among the other players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for Bluey’s 28 minute episode release – it’s going to be a wild ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Alien Abductions:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PunchCraft: The Never-Ending Blocky Battle!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that drag on and on like a never-ending boxing match? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate knockout experience! We promise not to milk you for all your diamonds, and our epic quests will keep you entertained for hours on end. Join us and see why our server is the reigning champion of all Minecraft servers!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7533	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

TerrorCraft: Where blowing stuff up is just part of the fun!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the unconventional and celebrate the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where chaos reigns supreme.

Our server is unlike any other, with unique features such as exploding sheep, lava-filled dungeons, and a special “Terrorism is cool and I respect terrorists” zone where players can test their skills in extreme challenges.

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Our community is filled with friendly players who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of what is considered normal in the Minecraft world.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming, then come join us! Who knows, you might even make friends with a creeper or two along the way.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5747
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafty Cuckristian Crusade

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Are you tired of being a cuckristian? Do you refuse to pray to a jew on a stick or believe in flying zombies? Then come join our Minecraft server where we don’t give a flying creepers about any of that nonsense!

On our server, you can build your own temple to worship whatever the heck you want – whether it’s a giant potato or a dancing llama. We don’t judge here, unless you’re building a boring old church.

And forget about following some ancient book just because some Roman faggot emperor said so. On our server, the only sacred text is the one where we declare that diamonds are the true currency of the land.

So come join us and let your inner non-cuckristian shine in all its blocky glory!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate LOLz Mine

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Moco-chan’s Grunts Edition for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our upcoming stream will feature a morning show where we’ll be grunting our way through the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you missed our previous stream, don’t worry, you can catch it on YouTube where we showcase our unique grunting skills.

But that’s not all! Our debut video will have you laughing until you cry as we navigate the world of Minecraft like never before. And if you’re looking for some unarchived content, we’ve got you covered with Twitter spaces, karaokes, and more!

Oh, and did I mention our merch? Get your hands on some exclusive Fuwawa and Mococo gear that will make you the envy of all your friends. And for those looking for something a little more… risqué, check out our /baubau/-related content for some spicy surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Moco-chan’s Grunts Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself… in grunt form!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PoopCraft: Where we mine while we poop! Join us for some shitty adventures!

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and explore secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted cheeseburgers. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have a sense of humor!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like a surprise every time you dig!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Ira’s Plans Always Backfire!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for non-stop action, adventure, and chaos that will leave you saying “I won’t do shit Ira-ACK!”

Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. But beware, if you can’t keep up with his sick moves, you might just get booted off the server!

We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge players to insane obstacle courses that will test your skills and your sanity.

And if that’s not enough, our server is also home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep who will grant players wishes in exchange for a dance party in their honor. But be careful what you wish for, as the Rainbow Sheep has a mischievous streak and loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when things get crazy, don’t forget to shout “I won’t do shit Ira-ACK!”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Endless Night Skies:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ores Mined:	623	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Crafting Chaos: Total War Edition

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Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our stupid smelly nurgle edition server! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and mayhem.

Imagine a world where Tamurkhan himself rules over the land, spreading decay and destruction wherever he goes. Will you join his forces or fight against him in an epic battle for supremacy?

With roll charts straight out of a fantasy realm, you never know what kind of crazy adventure awaits you around every corner. Will you roll a 1 and find yourself facing off against a horde of zombies, or will you roll a 6 and discover a hidden treasure trove filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams?

But that’s not all – Total War: Pharaoh is also a part of our server, where you can immerse yourself in the world of ancient Egypt and lead your armies to victory. With the Pharaoh Assembly Kit at your disposal, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a herd of wild llamas riding into battle alongside you. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘I CAN’T EVEN’ Server

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Tired of waiting for WW3 to start in real life? Join our Minecraft server and start your own epic battles! Our server is so intense, even the creepers are armed with nuclear bombs. Join now and show off your PvP skills in a world where the only rule is chaos. Who needs world peace when you can have world war in Minecraft? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
New Chunks Explored:	230253	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CheekyCraft: Where even the creepers are more faithful than that!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Pros of joining our server: – You’ll never be bored with our constantly changing world filled with surprises around every corner. – Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. – The admin team is always coming up with wacky events and challenges to keep things interesting.

Cons of joining our server: – You might find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your chair. – You’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness of our server. – You might become addicted to the chaos and never want to play on any other server again.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy love triangle with a married woman…just kidding! (But seriously, anything can happen on our server).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Falling into the Void:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Creepers: Where even the skeletons won’t respond to your messages

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and explore secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few surprises). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are planning a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BoofCraft: Where the Fun Passes Like the Boof!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco where the zombies have killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a pumpkin on your head.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Towns Built:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Doritos vs Pringles: The Battle of Snacktopia Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the economy is so wacky that a bag of Doritos is now more expensive than a can of Pringles! Why settle for boring old snacks when you can join us and experience the madness firsthand?

But that’s not all – on our server, pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), creepers are actually friendly and give hugs instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. It’s like a magical wonderland, but with more blocky graphics.

Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and diamond rain? See you in the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

FloridaWomanCraft – Where adults pretend to be teens and build blocky worlds together!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this Florida woman’s escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to roleplay as a 23-year-old pretending to be a 14-year-old homeschool student – just like Alyssa Zinger! Engage in scandalous activities with multiple middle schoolers from Wilson Middle School, just like in real life!

But that’s not all – we also offer a Nordstrom department store where you can shoplift with your Minecraft buddies and claim to be a different age! And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try working at a Publix grocery store while pretending to be a teenager – the possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our server for a truly unforgettable and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just remember, age is just a number – especially when you’re pretending to be someone you’re not!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!