Blocky Booty Busters #420 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

GaymerX: Where Minecraft meets fabulousness!

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Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Their name is literally GaymerX – you can’t make this shit up! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our spawn point is a rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoots out diamond blocks! – The mobs are all dressed in drag and drop fabulous loot when you defeat them! – The PvP arena is a giant disco ball where players battle it out to the beat of Lady Gaga’s greatest hits! – Our staff members are all unicorns with rainbow manes and they grant wishes to players who make them laugh! – The Nether is actually a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy and you can ride on marshmallow clouds!

So what are you waiting for? Join GaymerX today and experience the most outrageous and fabulous Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Frosty Funtime: Snowglobe Shenanigans

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the 1.7 Patch Day Edition is back again! Watch our new version 1.7 trailer “Gradient of Souls” for some epic sneak peeks. If that’s not enough, check out our ASMR Preview for some tingles and chills.

Join our server on Android, iOS, or PC (but PC is recommended because who doesn’t love a good standalone launcher, Steam, or EGS experience?). Download from our main site and get ready for some crazy events like the Login Event with 10x Limited Operative Tickets, the Gradient of Souls Event Story, and the intense “Star Master” Unit Capture Gameplay.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the “Void of Dread” Lone Warrior/Brave Squad Stages, survive the “Infinite Darkness” Wave Defense, and gear up for the “Endless” Battle to protect the Escort Target. And don’t miss out on our upcoming banners featuring characters like Cherno, Enya, and Tess with some killer weapons and outfits.

Get your hands on new outfits like the [Apprentice Maid] Cherno – Enigma or the [Merry-in-Exile] Tess – The Magician. And if you need some resources or want to connect with fellow players, check out our /snowg/ Resource Pastebin and Friends Form.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	148	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ChadCraft: Where Every Player is a Chad… or Not? 🤔

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a chad is the only way to survive!

Join us if you want to flex your building skills and show off your mad PvP abilities. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the heat!

We have a secret underground diamond disco where players can dance the night away and mine for rare gems at the same time. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden enchanted llama that will grant you three wishes if you can find it!

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft chad. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Pixelated Anime Adventures

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve been dubbed as “the Japanese Simpsons” but honestly, we’re more like a wild mashup of Archie comics and Looney Tunes! 🤪

Join us for epic adventures that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Our pixelated world is filled with zany characters and ridiculous scenarios that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig dressed as a ninja while battling a creeper in a top hat and building a skyscraper made entirely of cheese? Only on our server, of course!

So come on in and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a cartoonish adventure that you’ll never forget. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	5242	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Puck Adventures: Where Hockey Rules and Blocks Drool

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with UNICORNS, DRAGONS, and PIZZA! Yes, you heard that right, we have flying pizza in our world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of LLAMAS who control the fate of the entire universe. Join forces with them and unlock hidden powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a DISCO party every Saturday night where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best dance moves. Who knows, you might even impress the legendary CREEPER DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, GO PITTSBURGH PENGUINS because we are the best, both in Minecraft and on the ice!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

FertileCraft: Where Your Minecraft World Grows and Grows!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride filled with LOLs and EPIC adventures!

Join us and witness the craziest fertility rates in the Minecraft world – we’re talking villagers popping out babies left and right! You’ll be amazed at how we keep the population booming and the fun never stops.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret potion that will make you invincible in PvP battles, so you can dominate the competition and reign supreme.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the EPIC madness for yourself. Who needs whites when you’ve got a whole new world to conquer in Minecraft?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Farms Harvested:	677	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Game Over, Crafty Creepers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find your dream partner before you hit level 25! All the good women are waiting for you here, ready to build a blocky paradise together.

Forget about those mentally broken radfems or old boomer betrothals – on our server, you’ll only find perfect matches who are just as obsessed with Geomaxxing as you are!

Join us now and start your blocky love story today! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft romance that’s out of this world?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5996	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Mines Excavated:	2791	Magic Items Found:	4333
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyWitches Minecraft Server: Where Evil Women Rule!

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Come join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the craziest adventures with evil women! Our server is run by a group of wicked witches who will stop at nothing to conquer the Minecraft world.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a cackling witch who will guide you through our spooky spawn area. From there, you can embark on quests to collect magical artifacts and battle fearsome creatures like zombie cheerleaders and skeleton princesses.

But beware, the evil women of our server are always up to mischief! They may turn you into a toad or challenge you to a witch duel. Only the bravest and most cunning players will survive in this twisted world.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the realm of the evil women!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2800	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty McLaughs: Agree or Die!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a talking cow who offered them a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. Little did they know, this carrot had the power to turn any player into a superhero with the ability to shoot lasers from their eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the Dancing Creeper Disco, where creepers bust out their best dance moves to the latest hits. And don’t even get me started on the Ice Cream Mountain where you can build your own ice cream castle and ride on a rainbow unicorn!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises and laughter, come join us on our EPIC Minecraft server. Who knows what adventures await you?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty LOLz: From Noob to Pro

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay experience? Well, look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your Minecraft needs.

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall out of your chair.

But that’s not all! We also have treasure hunts that lead to hidden chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our boss battles that will test your skills to the limit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

DraftKings presents: Unicorn Warlords MC Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Are you ready to join the epic battle between the Adventcorns and Chumcorns? Rumor has it that Gura herself is streaming over our collab today, causing a rift between the two factions. The stakes are high and the drama is even higher!

Join us now and witness the madness unfold as players fight for dominance in our world. Will you choose to align yourself with the powerful Adventcorns or the daring Chumcorns? The choice is yours, but beware, alliances can shift in an instant!

Don’t miss out on the action, join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. Who will come out on top in this epic showdown? Only time will tell, but one thing is for sure – it’s going to be a wild ride!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2450	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Magic Items Found:	4451	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyCombos: Where Minecraft meets Mortal Kombat!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the game has an incredibly deep combos system that will blow your mind! But here’s the catch – it doesn’t matter at all because there’s a singular optimal combo for every situation. Why do the devs do this? Who knows, but it sure makes for some hilarious gameplay!

Join our server for a chance to discover the ultimate combo that will have you dominating all your opponents. We promise you’ll be laughing your way to victory as you unleash the most ridiculous and overpowered moves ever seen in Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of epic combos and absurd gameplay. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Void Armor Forged:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Gen Alpha’s Epic Fail Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Forget about Gen Alpha and their overstimulated, violent tendencies. Join our server and unleash your imagination like never before!

Picture this: a world where kindergartners rule with their Roblox skills and YouTube knowledge. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be the master of your own destiny. No more tantrums, just pure creativity and fun!

Our server is so epic, schools are bringing in the police to deal with the chaos. But here, chaos is just another word for adventure. Hide and seek? We’ve got it. Pretend play? You bet. Singing in music? Absolutely!

So why join our Minecraft server? Because here, you’ll be the hero of your own story. No more psychopaths who can’t read, just a community of gamers ready to take on any challenge. Are you ready to join the madness?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Blocky Bag Brigade – Minecraft Mania Madness

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for that. But let us tell you why you should join us:

– Do you want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Well, on our server, you can do that and more! We have unlimited resources, so go wild with your creations.

– Have you ever wanted to ride a creeper like a majestic steed through the pixelated plains? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just watch out for the explosions.

– Are you tired of boring old quests and missions? Well, on our server, you can embark on epic adventures like battling a giant Ender Dragon while riding a flying pig. Trust us, it’s epic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ChubbyCraft: Where Women Wear Fat Like a Fashion Statement

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of women becoming fat to protect themselves like a suit of armor! Join us and witness the epic battles where players clad in layers of cake and pie face off against enemies wielding swords made of broccoli.

Our server is the only place where you can ride on a giant cupcake into battle, while shooting flaming hot cheetos at your foes. Build your own fortress made entirely of candy canes and marshmallows, and watch as it attracts unicorns and dragons to defend your land.

So come on and join us for a wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the amount of chocolate you can eat)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	9208

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Divine Spears Created:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10