Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! šŸ’„šŸ”„ #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! šŸ’„šŸ”„ #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 12 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 177
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swingā€”itā€™s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • SkinSwapCraft

    SkinSwapCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if that means being born as someone else! Imagine waking up in the body of a legendary warrior, a powerful wizard, or even a mischievous creeper ready to explode with excitement.

    Join us for the chance to live out your wildest fantasies in the blocky world of Minecraft. Want to be a dragon soaring through the skies, a mermaid swimming in the depths of the ocean, or a superhero saving the day? Anything is possible on our server!

    So why settle for being yourself when you can be anyone or anything you desire? Come join us and experience the ultimate role-playing adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Who will you choose to be born as on our server? The choice is yours, so come and let your creativity run wild!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wingsā€”it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • ArmyCraft: 1.4 Million Strong!

    ArmyCraft: 1.4 Million Strong!
    so, like, this server is like the north korea of minecraft servers, but without all the scary stuff, ya know? we got 1.4 million players applying to join because our server is so lit, it’s like tensions with south but in a fun way. come join us and be part of the epic army of gamers taking over the virtual world. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re south korea, then maybe you will. but who cares about them, right? just come join the chaos and have a blast with us!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Zombie Dances: 6 Endless Night Skies: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipopsā€”itā€™s become the serverā€™s favorite snack source.

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  • 3b2t – Complete anarchy without rules Minecraft server

    3b2t – Complete anarchy without rules Minecraft server

    A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

    At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Dragon Scales Harvested: 292
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 134
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Creating Chaos Modded SMP 1.20.1 – Where Only Creative Minds Survive

    Creating Chaos Modded SMP 1.20.1 – Where Only Creative Minds Survive

    Power of Creation Server Overview

    Server Type Modded SMP
    Preferred Age 18+
    Location UK
    Main Content Mods Create, HexCasting, Iron’s Spellbooks, Farmer’s Delight, Tetra, Figura

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How can I join the server?

    More information and whitelisting in the Discord: https://discord.gg/xYykzA9RFU

    2. What is the focus of the server?

    The server is focused on giving players the tools to create whatever they want, build up a beautiful world, and tell stories within it.

    3. What makes this server unique?

    The server runs a custom modpack with lightweight and non-redundant features, diverse and interesting biome generation, and the ability to form continents and islands for player-created countries or island states.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Elemental Crystals Collected: 74
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishesā€”itā€™s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Stinky Indians Minecraft Server

    Stinky Indians Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds the same old houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique twist that will keep you laughing for hours.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while dodging flying curry and avoiding players who may or may not have washed their hands after using the bathroom. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – from exploding chickens to secret underground lairs filled with diamond-encrusted toilets.

    So why wait? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe wash your hands).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Animals Bred: 128 Dimension Hops: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Seething Minecraft SMP Player

    Seething Minecraft SMP Player
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a soap opera, with players coming and going like it’s a revolving door.

    Join us and witness the epic saga of Kemal, the gigachad who left us too soon. Will he ever return? Only time will tell. And don’t even get me started on Anurag from ANZ – he’s causing a stir with his live in prod antics. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 25

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • ParentalPanicCraft

    ParentalPanicCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no parents allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build and mine in peace without anyone telling you what to do.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” rumored to grant the eater unlimited mining powers. Just be careful, as the bacon is guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigs!

    So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs therapy for traumatic experiences with parents when you have a server like this to escape to?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Enchantments Applied: 92 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CraftyKim’s Minecraft Server

    CraftyKim’s Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes!

    imagine this: u log on and suddenly u see Kim Jong Un riding a creeper into battle against Putin’s army of skeletons. it’s like, a total war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

    and get this, Zelenskiy is there too, leading a pack of villagers into battle with his epic diamond sword. he’s all like, “N.Korea is de facto taking part in war on Russia’s side, but we got this, fam!”

    so, like, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and the memes are non-stop, then this is the place for u. come join the chaos and let’s have a blast together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its ownā€”itā€™s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CraftyCreeperz420

    CraftyCreeperz420
    come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us!

    we have the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireballs from their eyes. and don’t even get me started on our treasure hunts – we’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a lava pit or on top of a floating island!

    if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then look no further! join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 481 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Farms Harvested: 455 Mines Excavated: 1797

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Broadband Binge Craft

    Broadband Binge Craft
    Yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got internet speeds so fast, you’ll gain weight just by logging on! According to a totally real study in Australia, our server is so lit that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. Plus, our players are all jacked and ready to take on any challenge. So come on down and get ready to level up your BMI while having a blast in our virtual world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Buildings Constructed: 14
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea partiesā€”talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftyFate – Minecraft Server

    CraftyFate – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt.

    Picture this: a group of players banding together to rebel against Halloween in the year 108! Dragons, girls, and water margins collide in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. And that’s just the beginning!

    Summon your inner warrior with our Halloween Rebellion of 108 event, where you can pick up the legendary Huyan Zhuo and lead your army to victory. But beware, the Great Void Sea Battle awaits, and only the bravest can conquer its depths.

    Need a break from all the action? Dive into our Main Interlude and explore the surface with Nautilus, because who doesn’t love a good imaginary scramble? And don’t forget to check out our pre-release campaign for the upcoming Halloween Rebellion of 108! A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, where chaos reigns supreme.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through Minecraft madness and let the laughter and adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: Please don’t actually rebel against Halloween, it’s just a fun theme for our server!)

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Dimension Hops: 15
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks itā€™s a puppyā€”it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Kinomax Minecraft SMP – Where Are You Sitting?

    Kinomax Minecraft SMP – Where Are You Sitting?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our server where we have a movie theater in the spawn area! That’s right, you can watch all your favorite movies while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about missing any action because we have popcorn dispensers at every seat!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that roam the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery rule?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can gain access to. Dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret gardenā€”itā€™s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • GrampsGoneWildMC

    GrampsGoneWildMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to steal your inheritance to pay for someone else’s medical bills!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and zero family drama. Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can focus on building the biggest and best creations without worrying about your dad stealing your hard-earned money.

    So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you into using your inheritance for anyone else’s benefit. It’s all about you and your Minecraft dreams on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP

    CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP
    Are you addicted to building pixelated castles in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming about mining diamonds and battling creepers in your sleep? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP server ASAP!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those golden apples were blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, granting the player unlimited health and super speed for eternity.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a pink sheep that drops diamond blocks when sheared and a zombie pigman that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Star Shards Collected: 185
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Chimeras Created: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped insideā€”talk about a plot twist!

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  • CompliCraft: You’re a diamond in a world of dirt!

    CompliCraft: You’re a diamond in a world of dirt!
    Are you tired of boring old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take compliments to a whole new level! Imagine telling someone their pixelated cow farm is so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. Or how about praising someone’s redstone contraption by saying it’s so amazing, even Notch himself would be jealous. Join our server for the most outrageous compliments you’ll ever receive – because who doesn’t want to be told their dirt hut is the eighth wonder of the blocky world?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Magic Items Found: 1466
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushieā€”itā€™s now the softest thing on the server.

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