Blocky Booty Bases: Where the Gems Are Low But the Laughs Are High!

The Missing Russian: A Minecraft Mystery Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where the Russian guy who stopped the stabber is a legend? Look no further! Join our server where we give credit where credit is due and don’t let any police whores steal the spotlight. Typical anglokikes can’t handle the epicness of our server, so come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few Russian heroes saving the day. Who needs police when you have Minecraft players like us? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Divine Spears Created:	13

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Souls: Prepare to Mine Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take things to the next level with our “Is that a fucking Omen Mask dude?” edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a news channel that will keep you updated on all the latest happenings in the Minecraft world. Plus, our latest patches will blow your mind with new features and improvements that will make your gaming experience even more awesome.

But wait, there’s more! Our main information document is a treasure trove of tips, tricks, and secrets that will help you become a Minecraft master in no time. And don’t forget about our character planners, interactive map, and group password – because who doesn’t love a good mystery to solve?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our previous grace, who had the time of their lives with us. See you in the game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyQueens – Where even creepers respect the ladies!

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Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player, unable to find that special someone to share your diamond loot with? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll find love and affection from our virtual female players!

Join us and experience the warmth and affection you’ve been missing in your pixelated life. Our female players are ready to shower you with attention and make you feel like the diamond in the rough that you truly are.

Don’t be a faggot who hates women deep inside, join our server and let the love flow through you like a river of lava. You may just find that the real treasure in Minecraft is the friends (and girlfriends) you make along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your love story in the world of blocks and creepers.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blocky Yaoi Adventures: Where Creepers Explode and Love Blooms! 😂📚

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a danmei book? Look no further! Our server is filled with handsome guys and crazy adventures that will keep you hooked for hours on end.

Join us and witness the epic tale of a player who accidentally hooked a fish while fishing, only to discover that the fish was actually a magical creature in disguise. Things took a steamy turn when the player and the fish fell in love and, well, let’s just say things got a little fishy and now there’s a fishbaby on the way!

If you’re looking for a server that’s as bizarre and entertaining as a danmei novel, then come join us for some laughs and unforgettable moments. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dimension Hops:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

KoreaCraft: Where South Korea BTFOS Japan in Minecraft!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a showdown between South Korea and Japan? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it would make Japan collapse faster than a creeper explosion. Join us and experience the thrill of defending your territory against invaders like never before. It’s like Russia invading Ukraine, but with more blocky fun! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show Japan who’s boss!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchantments Applied:	247
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Lolcraft – 404 Not Found

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just end up in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with a group of zombie villagers who have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a game of musical chairs.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on down and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PixelPride: Where LGBT is okay, just like in Japan… but with creepers!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being part of the LGBT community is not just okay, it’s fabulous! We embrace all players, whether you’re a rainbow-loving unicorn or a sparkly mermaid.

Join us for epic adventures in a world where Japan sets the trend for all things fabulous. From kawaii villages to sushi-themed castles, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry, we have plenty of pixelated cherry blossoms to make your gaming experience extra magical.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground karaoke club where players can show off their vocal skills while battling creepers. Trust us, nothing scares off a mob like a killer rendition of “I Will Survive.”

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where being yourself is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knew that building blocks could be so fabulous?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MOOville Snapcraft

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and letting innocent villagers die because you can’t build a proper defense? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can finally redeem yourself and become the hero you were always meant to be! Join us and prove to the world that you are not just another Steve with a pickaxe, but a true warrior ready to protect the land from all evil forces.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ruthless creepers. Will you dare to venture into the depths of the mine and claim the precious diamonds for yourself? Or will you chicken out like the rest of the players who couldn’t handle the pressure?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say he roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to challenge him. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and emerge victorious, or will you become just another victim of his wrath?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the legendary hero that Minecraft has been waiting for. Remember, the fate of the world is in your hands, anons. Don’t let us down!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!

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Hey there, fellow virgins! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate place for all you losers out there!

Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Crafty Togashi’s Selfish Server

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Are you tired of waiting for Togashi to release new chapters of Hunter x Hunter? Well, come join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations in the most epic way possible! Build a giant statue of Togashi and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze filled with traps inspired by the never-ending hiatuses. Let out all your anger and have a blast with other fans who are just as fed up as you are. Who needs new chapters when you have a Minecraft server like this to keep you entertained? Join now and let the rage flow through you!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Blocky Burger Delivery

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Are you tired of the evil corporations taking all your hard-earned money? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have developed a secret method to stick it to the man! By joining us, you’ll not only save money on your Uber Eats orders, but you’ll also become part of a rebellious group of gamers who are taking down the system, one chicken nugget at a time. Join us at tg @jenobeno and let’s show those corpos who’s boss!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Ye Olde Blocky Brits: A Minecraft Server Time Machine

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure and excitement beyond your wildest dreams? Then come join our server and experience a world like no other – a world that existed before the Brits even knew what Minecraft was!

Picture this: you spawn into a land where dinosaurs roam freely, unicorns prance through fields of rainbow-colored grass, and dragons soar through the skies breathing fire and causing chaos. You’ll have to use all your survival skills to navigate this wild and untamed world, but don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of tools and weapons to help you on your journey.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Lost City of Gold, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its treasures for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Minecraft Mayhem: VAllure’s Doom or Boom!

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and be part of a community that is on the brink of either epic failure or legendary success – the suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a market for specifically lewd vtubers – yes, you read that right. Imagine a world where virtual YouTubers are pushing the boundaries of decency and making waves in the digital realm. And guess what? Dude That’s Lewd/Wholesome is on board, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’re also introducing a new vtuber called “Ropes” who is dedicated to all things bondage. Get ready for a virtual experience that will tie you up in excitement (pun intended)!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and let’s make Minecraft history together. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchantments Applied:	116
Dragon Eggs Found:	4035	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Horizon Craft: Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us at Horizon games for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only the bravest players can find it and claim its treasures.

2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while riding on flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right. Flying pigs.

3. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! We have a special event where players can tame and ride their very own dragons around the server. Just be careful not to crash into any buildings!

4. Our staff members are all trained ninjas who will help you with any questions or issues you may have. Need help building a castle? They’ll swoop in and build it for you in record time.

So what are you waiting for? Join Horizon games now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

LoveCrafted: Where redpills and romance collide in the world of Minecraft!

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Are you tired of being redpilled on the true state of women? Looking for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the harsh realities of the dating world by building your own love shack with pixelated pigs and cows as your companions. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? Join now and let the blocky love story begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Star Shards Collected:	210	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11