Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground society of chainlink enthusiasts who are convinced that the next big thing in the world of finance is the Chainlink ETF! That’s right, we’re not just building in-game, we’re also predicting the future of the stock market! Join us on this wild ride and see if you can become the next chainlink millionaire! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. So come on in and see if you can outsmart our feathered overlords!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 175

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • MinecraftMayhemServer

    MinecraftMayhemServer
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt hut? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a zombie-infested jungle! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers come charging at you, but don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon – BOOBIES SPRAY! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombies while protecting your precious boobies. Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Potions Brewed: 174

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • DerpyCraft: Where IQs drop when players gather!

    DerpyCraft: Where IQs drop when players gather!
    Are you tired of being the smartest person in the room? Do you long for the days when your brain cells were as scarce as diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and watch as your IQ drops faster than a creeper exploding in your face. Our community is so dumb, we make villagers look like rocket scientists. But hey, who needs intelligence when you have endless fun and laughter?

    Come join us and experience the joy of losing brain cells with every block you mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares?)!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

    Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server
    If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • MinecraftFart – Friday Night Poopfest

    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got everything you need to satisfy your Friday Night Funkin’ cravings, from fan-made creations to crossovers with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more!

    Join us for our Week #2548 – DOODOOFARD Edition, where we discuss all the latest news and updates from the Funkin Crew. Did you hear about the Weekend 1 update? It’s fire, just like our server!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got Ninjamuffin and PA doing an AMA on /funkg/, Phantom Arcade’s stream summaries, and so much more insanity to keep you entertained.

    Download and play the game, check out the modding community, and dive into the world of Friday Night Funkin’ like never before. Our server is the place to be for all things FNF, so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the funk begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CraftyHarem Minecraft Server

    CraftyHarem Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the action and adventure you could ever want!

    Join us and become a part of the secret society of omniscient beings, where we hold the power to control the very fabric of the Minecraft universe. Our digits hold the key to unlocking unimaginable powers and abilities, and only the chosen few are deemed worthy to join our ranks.

    Ever wanted to travel to the Shadow Realm and battle demons for millions of years? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Our battles are legendary, our adventures are epic, and our sense of humor is unmatched.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered – in the best way possible!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 15 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 41 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • ChunkyCraft

    Are you tired of skinny Minecraft servers that can’t handle the weight of your epic builds? Look no further, because our server is THICC with three Cs! Our server can handle all the blocks you throw at it, no matter how chunky they are. Join us and experience the joy of building without limits – because who needs skinny when you can have THICC?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to build-offs. Rumor has it that if you impress Blocky Bob with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, if you disappoint him, he will cover your entire base in obsidian!

    So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the THICCness. Who knows what adventures await you in this blocky world of wonders!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 28 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Beer & Blocks

    Beer & Blocks
    Are you tired of drinking beer with cute edgy tomboys in boring old landscapes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us in our night time doomer landscape where the tomboys are even cuter and edgier than ever before. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Join now and say “Owari da” to boring nights forever!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Animal Kingdom Adventures

    Animal Kingdom Adventures
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a wild and wacky adventure? Look no further than our server! We offer the craziest and most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen.

    Join us for our infamous “Bestiality games” where players compete in challenges involving riding pigs, taming wolves, and even befriending creepers! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle against each other. The stakes are high and the feathers are flying!

    So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CountryCraft: City Slickers Beware!

    CountryCraft: City Slickers Beware!
    Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!

    On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • EUROPE SUCKS

    EUROPE SUCKS
    Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive olive oil in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have an endless supply of olive oil for FREE! That’s right, no more breaking the bank just to cook up some fancy meals in-game. Join us and say goodbye to the olive oil struggle once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our olive oil is enchanted with special powers that will make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. Don’t miss out on this amazing opportunity, join our server now and start living that olive oil dream!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 280 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • The Crafty Creepers Co.

    The Crafty Creepers Co.
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, something crazy is always going down! Picture this: one day, our team of secret agents decided to shake things up and create chaos in the Minecraft world. And guess what? It worked! Now, you can join in on the madness and be a part of the most epic adventure ever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the fuss is about! Just remember, it was always our plan… 😉🕵️‍♂️🔥

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1961 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • BrokenSMP

    BrokenSMP

    Welcome to Brokensmp, the ultimate playground of chaos in Minecraft. In this lawless realm, there are no rules, only pure anarchy reigns. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a daring newcomer, forge your path amidst the rubble of civilization. Build towering fortresses, orchestrate daring raids, and navigate treacherous alliances. Every block you place and every step you take shapes the ever-evolving landscape of Brokensmp. Will you rise as a feared warlord, a cunning trickster, or a solitary wanderer? The choice is yours in this unforgiving world where only the strongest and most cunning prevail.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Crops Grown: 1878 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • NijiEN’s Soggy Demise

    NijiEN’s Soggy Demise
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is under attack by evil forces who want to destroy Hololive and steal all the unicorns! Join us in the battle against dramaleeches and phasecucks who worship homo cock (yes, you read that right). Will you be the hero who saves the unicorns and defeats the evil idol culture? Join now and find out! Just remember, the fate of the unicorns is in your hands!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyCreeperz – Where Noobs Become Pros!

    CraftyCreeperz – Where Noobs Become Pros!
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player accidentally destroyed a gun that was supposed to save the world. Instead of facing consequences, they were transported to our server where they must embark on a quest to find the legendary Gun Edition and set things right.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy updates and patch notes that will keep you on your toes. From armor tuning to ability tuning, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on the gameplay trailer – it’s so epic, it’ll make you question reality.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Remember, you were supposed to destroy the gun, but now you must embrace the chaos and conquer it!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Pickaxe Peen Pals

    Pickaxe Peen Pals
    Join our Minecraft server where we specialize in pixelated peen comparisons! Build a statue of your partner’s manhood and let the world see how it stacks up against your past conquests. Will your pixelated paramour be pleased with the results, or will you need to do some creative landscaping to make it look bigger? Join now for some hilarious and NSFW fun!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49 Rainbows Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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